Richards and Kyle vs The Evil Vending Machine

Athenrys prompted: Evil vending machine.
This is pretty much the penultimate of cracky writing. All dialogue. Very short. I like writing them a bit longer than this usually but eh. This one's still cute if you're a fan of Richards and Kyle.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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THE SQUAD

Kyle
Rich, if it didn’t give you a granola bar, it’s probably because someone messed up loading it.

Richards
Every time though? Every single time that I punch in my Point account, it refuses to drop?
Kyle
I think it knows that you shouldn’t be wasting Points on shitty pre-made food.
Richards
...

Tris: Hey guys? What happened to keeping the comm lines clear?
Kyle
Sorry, Tris
Richards
He really isn't.
Kyle
You know, you saying shit like that is why I haven't asked Brandon to remove that bug in the vending machine's code.
Richards
I knew it wasn't a fucking fluke!

tris: Can you please argue about this off-comms??

Notes:

Previously a part of the "Tales from the Pit" compilation fic on my profile. Moving all of these to their own pieces in a series instead so they can be more accurately tagged on their own.

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