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Marc stared in surprise. When Nathaniel said he bought something amazing, Marc wasn’t expecting this.
“Did you- Did you blow 8 thousand euros on a desk !?!?”
Nathaniel shifted uncomfortably before giving what he must have thought was a convincing smile, “A very nice desk.”
Marc raised an eyebrow, the desk looked like it was more scratches than wood.
Seeing Marc’s face, Nathaniel slumped in defeat, “Okay, I got scammed.”
Marc groaned a little before turning back to his stupid, stupid husband.
“So… what did you think you were buying?” He asked, almost not wanting to know the answer.
Nathaniel turned bright red and mumbled something that Marc couldn’t hear.
“ Nathaniel ”
Finally, Marc could hear a very quiet voice say, “A… Reverser body pillow.”
Marc blue screened.
“You- You spent 8 thousand euros on a Reverser body pillow when 1) you know how to make body pillows, and 2) I’m your husband?!?”
“...yes.”
“And you didn’t even get what you ordered! You got this ugly looking desk!”
“...yes.”
“You are so bad at spending money!” Marc finished his rant with a sigh.
“I love you?” Nathaniel ventures.
“Yes, I love you too.”
Nathaniel laughs nervously, trying to think of something to fill the awkward silence, “So… what do you think about the desk?”
Marc screams.