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Published:
2011-11-11
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2013-11-01
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The Crack House: A Home For Orphaned Prompts

Summary:

From perfect_duet's 2010 Anything Goes! Meme: 28 prompts + 3 AU's + 7 crossovers = 1 cracky fic

Can Stephen Maturin prevent Lord Voldemort from obtaining the Silmaril lost to sea? The Doctor aids the doctor right the wrongs caused by a unicorn thrust into an inter-dimensional maelstrom.

Notes:

To understand this you have to refer to the first orphaned prompt: Jack and Stephen as unicorns a la Charlie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus. If you're not familiar with this particular phenomenon of crack, you'll probably need to watch either the video linked in the prompt (see above) or this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0sIsdJ0660&feature=related. Basically, Charlie is your stereotypical lazy couch potato of a unicorn who gets prodded into different types of trouble by two other unicorns.

Chapter 1: Prologue, Or, Charlie Causes Problems, and What Else Is New?

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Prologue

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Charlie Causes Problems, and What Else Is New?

Two high and husky sing-song voices: "Charlie, Charlie!"

"Oh no, go away, not you again!" groaned Charlie. "My side still hurts."

"Charlie, come drink from the pool!" "Yeah, Charlie, the beautiful clear healing waters of the pool!"

"No, no, I'm never going anywhere with you pink and blue demons again!"

"Charlie, delicious cool water!" "Come on, Charlie, you'll love the water!"

"Oh, all right. One drink from the pool and then leave me alone!"

Charlie bent to take a sip, and the blue and pink unicorns pushed him in.