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WIPs That I'm 99% Sure I Won't Finish

Summary:

Chap 1: A KamiDeku fluff fic that kinda teeters into crack

Chap 2: Pro Hero Todokami AU; them meeting for the first time

Chap 3: a pretty old Todokami Soulmate au

Chap 4: long distance Kamideku au

Chap 5: Kaminari tries to kill himself but Midorita found him

Chap 6: Kaminari and Midoriya have a pointless argument

Chap 7: Eiji goes to America and, hoe boy, he's unprepared

[Please, feel free to comment if you want to see more of a particular WIP or just for any reason, I live off of feedback, I might find motivation for it eventually, who knows]

Chapter 1

Summary:

I honestly have no idea what this is
1,482 words

Chapter Text

Midoriya flew down the halls of the hospital he knew all to well, getting annoyed and/or aggravated calls/looks after him, but he truly didn't care right now. All he cared about, what he'd been praying for for the past 48 hours, was that his boyfriend was okay. When he found the room the receptionist said he was supposed and threw the door open and quickly recognized his blonde, absolute dumbass of a partner was staring at him/the doorway in shock.

Izuku practically threw himself at Kaminari and planted his lips desperately against his lover's lips, as if it was the last thing he was ever going to do before they both just dissolved into space dust. They stayed there like that for a while, not moving too much though Denki did wrap his arms around his shoulders at one point, they just simply sat there with their lips interlocked like it's all the world meant. When they finally pulled apart, Kaminari kept his eyes closed contently for about three seconds longer then Midoriya and when opened them again, he just hung off his boyfriend's shoulders with the dopeyest look on his face that Izuku has ever seen.

"What was that for?" Denki giggled childishly, smile growing by the second as he started at the other.

Midoriya smiled for the first time in what felt like forever. "You idiot, do you have any idea how worried I was?" He scoffed a laugh.

"I can imagine," Kaminari nodded sagely, at least, what would've been sagely if he could actually break that dopey smile he still had plastered on his features.

Izuku tentatively brought a hand up and cupped the side of his partner's face. "I love you some much, you know that right?" He asked, almost a whisper.

Denki leaned into the hand and hummed in response. "Yeah," he breathed, looking back at his lover with adoring eyes.

Their moment was broken by someone clearing their throat and the two of them whipped their heads around to see who it was. Sitting there in the room with varying expressions of embarrassment, shock, or just down right amusement at what just happened was almost the entirety of class 2A, excluding Kouda, Sato, Mineta, Hagakure (she could've been there? Who knows) and thankfully, Bakugou.

The person who cleared their throat was obviously Iida judging by the fact he had a a fist brought up to his mouth and the fact that he speaks first. "Um, congratulations on, er, this," he says, awkwardly waving at them in a gesture that begs for them to understand what he was saying, an embarrassed blush on his cheeks.

"Congratulations?" Kaminari echoed, confused, glancing at Midoriya before continuing. "We've been dating for, like, a year,"

"What!?" Almost everyone yelled.

"You guys didn't know?" Todoroki hummed as he glanced around the room at the mixture of expressions, less of a question and more of a shocked observation.

There were a lot of incoherent spluttering, objections, but Izuku paid them no mind as he turned back to his boyfriend, tucking a tuft of blonde hair behind his ear, getting him to look back at him. "I don't say it enough," Midoriya said quietly, gently trying to fix the other's messy hair.

"Hm?" Denki hummed, quirking a brow in question. "Say what?" He asked, a small smile returning.

"That I love you, I don't say it as much as I should," Izuku said sadly, leaning in and placing a kiss on his boyfriend's cheek.

Kaminari giggled and smiled even wider. "What are you talking about? You tell me all the time,"

Midoriya was suddenly very aware of everyone looking at the two of them again and blushed, looking down to avoid eye contact. "Th-that's d-different," he said meekly.

Denki tilted his head in confusion, still hanging off his partner's shoulders. "Different? Different how?" He asks.

Izuku continued to blush, attempting to avoid eye contact with anyone though it wasn't easy as the room was filled with people and he was mere inches from his lover's face. He knew that Kaminari genuinely didn't understand what he had meant and he'd normally explain whatever he could to the blonde but he really didn't want to do that right now when it was extremely embarrassing and almost their entire class was there with them. 

"I-it just i-is," Midoriya stuttered, daring a glance in Kaminari's direction and almost melting at the cute confused expression on his face.

"I'm sorry, I don't get it, how's it different?" Denki confessed and Izuku nearly broke his resolve right there but stubbornly held on.

"Just... trust me on this, okay?" Midoriya asked, pleaded really, but Kaminari just huffed.

"I trust you plenty, I just don't understand how it's any different," Kaminari pouted and that was it.

Izuku's eyebrow twitched, almost irritated by Denki's refusal to just take any info without understanding first but he couldn't be mad since it was his own fault that he taught him that habit to begin with. "Never abandon a topic without understanding it first" and Kaminari had actually started asking questions all the time, not just interactions with him, but with interactions with others and even in class sometimes though not often since he usually just asks Midoriya later on instead of ruining the flow of a lesson or conversation in fear of being disruptive or seen as dumber then he's already seen.

Izuku never ever, he couldn't find it in himself, got mad at Denki for not knowing and asking questions about things, but at the moment he was just exhausted. He wasn't used to having eyes on them, most of their relationship was behind doors and so his all over the place explanations that suprisingly worked for Kaminari never had to be witnessed by anyone else and what he needed to explain was embarrassing and something he barely wanted to say even if they were alone.

"I just... doesn't matter okay? It's different, that's all that matters," Midoriya sighed, desperately hoping that he'd simply to drop it but obviously, he didn't have the luxury.

"Alright, it's different, I just don't know why....?"

Ah. That's it.

All the stress and worry built up over the past two days finally bubbled to the surface and Midoriya snapped. "It's just different when my dick is in your mouth, alright!? Is that a good explination for you!?" He shouted in frustration.

There were several beats of silence after that outburst, no one seemed to even be breathing and Izuku's heart immediately dropped the moment the words fell out of his mouth. The furious blush from before was quickly wiped away as all the colour drained from his face and he didn't dare look around to see his classmates reactions opting to just stare at his boyfriend's rapidly blinking face.

It took a moment for Denki to actually process that, both what had happened and what the other said. At first, he looked hurt, the first thing he registered was that he was yelled at, another thing Izuku never does outside of hero work and training, and being yelled at was very shocking and hurtful to experience for the first time. But once he realized what was actually said, it was down hill from there.

He snorted, letting go of his boyfriend, for the first time since he got there, and backed away slightly to cover his mouth with his hands. Kaminari cackled in what most would describe as a manic way, his hands that were clasped desperately over his mouth doing hardly anything to muffle the howling laughter that was escaping him involuntarily. A few of his friends started laughing too and Midoriya could practically imagine the horrified look on Iida's face but he didn't dare look away from the cackling boy in the hospital bed.

"Denki," Izuku whispered desperately, horrified at what he said and silently begging for it to be let go. He knew his boyfriend well enough that no way in hell that was going to happen.

Kaminari held up a hand, attempting to catch his breath but only wheezing and laughing more. 

"Denki, please-"

At that moment, the universe had determined that Izuku wasn't suffering enough and decided that it wasn't bad enough yet.

"Oi, I'm back dunce face, I didn't know what you wanted at the vending machines so you're taking what I give you!" Bakugou yelled as he kicked the door open, but paused as he saw the situation in the room.

Midoriya finally dared to look away from Kaminari and whipped his head around to look Bakugou, who looked as angry as always but a layer of confusion plastered onto his face too. Izuku also saw in his peripheral vision his classmates, all with varying looks of disgust, shock, and dead inside with the exceptions of Kirishima, Ashido, and Uraraka all desperately trying (and failing) to mask their laughing just like Kaminari.