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Draco’s POV
Snow crunched under my feet as I took the brisk walk from Hogsmeade to Hogwarts while sipping my latte. Classes were going well, and everyone was being really accepting, considering everything. I took a long, contented sigh and thought about-
“MALFOY!” the shriek came from a girl with fiery red hair wrapped in scarves and definitely more than one hat, I turned around to face her.
“Ginny, what a lovely surprise. What are you doing here? Have you come to see me? How very kind of you” I simpered, sugar-coating every sentence.
“What happened?”
“Actually, I just had the most delightful tea party with the queen of Sheba. I got coffee what does it look like?”
“Don’t play dumb!”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I said in the most obviously narcissistic tone that I could while taking a long, patronising sip of my latte. She then made some sort of strange frustrated noise that I couldn’t define and smacked my cup out of my hand, and on to the snow. My mouth gaped open as let out a cry of outrage.
“I WAS NOT FINISHED WITH THAT” I spluttered, and she crossed her arms.
“I don’t give a damn about whether you were finished or not with your rich person coffee. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT”
I gave the tiniest little smirk and said, “Well then, Luna told me, you, harry, Hermione, and Ron to meet in the Gryffindor common room at midnight which we did, and Ron brought stolen fire whiskey.”
“I remember that part, go on”
“We played monopoly and I completely destroyed all of you but just because the rest of you were flat-out drunk and then some things happened with Ron and Hermione” I giggled while wiggling my eyebrows in a comical way.
“it’s not funny MALFOY!”
“You’re right, must be SERIOUS” I cleared my throat and continued “While we were still playing and I was mostly just stealing from the bank, meanwhile you could not stop ‘complimenting’ Luna”
“Why did you make quotation marks with your fingers when you said the word ‘complimenting?”
“because it sounded an awful lot like flirting to me.” Ginny raised an eyebrow.
I put my hands on my cheeks and said in a simpering tone “Oh Luna, your face is so nice-looking” “Oh Luna, the quibbler is definitely not bat-shit crazy” “Oh Luna, your hair is the colour of mayonnaise”
“Her face IS nice-looking, the quibbler is NOT crazy, and her hair is the colour of silver NOT MAYONNAISE” Ginny shouted, practically yelling.
“Y’know I happen to like mayonnaise,” I said tapping my chin.
“d’you think she remembers?”
“no” I scoffed “your bi ass is safe for now”
“good” she sighed obviously relieved.
“I was thinking about telling her though” I peeped obviously trying to wind her up.
“MALFOY DON’T YOU FRIGGITY FRIGGIN DARE” she exclaimed, getting out her wand.
“too late” I called back and started prancing off like a fairy princess rabbit.
“PETRIFICUS TOTALUS” I heard ginny yell behind me and I felt my body freezing up and falling in the snow. Jeez, that was harsh, I wasn’t ACTUALLY going to tell her what happened. But it’s still fun to annoy Gryffindors.