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There are 2 impostors among us.
Lights were sabotaged.
Lights were fixed.
Communications were sabotaged.
Black reported Green’s dead body.
Numbuh 5: “Where?”
June: “Okay, that was easy. It’s Boomer.”
Boomer: “What, why!?”
June: “What do you mean ‘why’? I go to fix comms and I see you standing there next to the body.”
Black voted.
Boomer: I went to fix comms too and saw the body there. I tried to report it, but I didn’t know where the report button was.”
Susan: “The fuck?!????”
Red voted.
Blossom: “I can almost believe him, ngl.”
Ben: “I mean, to be fair, Boomer is definitely the only one here stupid enough to not see a bright flashing button right in front of him.”
Boomer: “Thanks. ‘:D”
Numbuh 2: “Okay, where was everyone?”
Dee Dee: “I was with Edd the whole time. I saw him do the MedBay scan and then we went to Reactor and I did the numbers thing and the Simon Says.”
Edd: “I can account for all of this.”
Ben: “I emptied the trash in O2 then did the pointer thing in Navigation, then Shields and I went up to Admin to do the Card Swipe. I met June there before she left.”
Numbuh 2: “Mhm, and where were you June?”
June: “I went to do asteroids, then I did the leaves in O2 when lights went out. I was gonna fix ‘em, but someone else did, so I went to do the card swipe. Can confirm I saw Ben come in just as I left Admin. Then comms get sabotaged, I go to fix them and see Boomer there.”
Numbuh 2: “Okay, that checks out. I saw both of you in Admin on cams. Wait, who fixed lights then?”
Blossom: “I did. I had the right task and also the download in Electrical. Was just about to leave when lights went off so I fixed them.”
Numbuh 5: “Yeah, Numbuh 5 saw her there just when the lights were restored.”
Numbuh 2: “Boomer, where were you?”
Boomer: “I did the garbage thing with Buttercup and the download in Cafeteria. Then I went to do upload in Admin and saw Susan and Abby there.”
Numbuh 5: “Yeah, I passed him when lights were out and I went to fix them.”
Boomer: “Then I did the card swipe and the garbage in Storage when comms were sabotaged. I was gonna fix them, but I saw Buttercup’s dead body there and tried to report it when June came in.”
Edd: “Guys, we’re running out of time.”
Numbuh 2: “Hmm, let’s skip for now, but Boomer’s still sus. Maybe Ben too.”
Ben: “|:/ ’Scuse you.”
Black and Red voted Blue.
Lime, Pink, Yellow, Orange, Cyan and Purple voted Skip.
Blue didn’t vote.
No one was ejected.
Communications were fixed.
Lights were sabotaged.
Lights were fixed.
Reactor was sabotaged
Reactor was fixed.
Lime reported Pink’s dead body.
Boomer: “Where?”
Ben: “Oh fuck off with that ‘where’. You know full well ‘where’.”
Numbuh 5: “Oh damn, June’s dead too.”
Edd: “What is going on?”
Ben: “When reactor was called, I saw Blossom go to cams. We fixed reactor and I stayed to do Simon Says. I leave and see Boomer go to cams. Then I’m like ‘Well, I don’t have any more tasks left so let’s just go in with them.’. I go in and what do I see? Blossom’s dead body on the ground and Boomer’s nowhere to be found.”
Lime voted.
Red voted.
Susan: “Boomer you suck at this. Literally June caught you with Buttercup and now Ben catches you with Blossom.”
Dee Dee: “Guys, let’s at least hear him out first. Boomer, did you kill Blossom?”
Boomer: “Nooo. ;-;”
Ben: “Wow, amazing argument.”
Edd: “Who last saw June?”
Numbuh 2: “Actually, that sounds a bit too convenient, doesn’t it, Ben?”
Ben: “Wut?”
Numbuh 2: “I mean, last round you did admit to going from Shields to Admin through Comms. For all I know, you could’ve killed Buttercup there, met up with June in Admin. Because Boomer got blamed for the last kill, you could’ve killed Blossom just now, self-reported and use him as you scapegoat.”
Edd: “That would be pretty clever.”
Dee Dee: “Big brain plays right here.”
Numbuh 5: “Yeah, exactly why it can’t be Ben.”
Ben: “Yeah, what Abby said. I don’t do this shit.”
Numbuh 2: “Okay, fair, but I’m not entirely convinced. Tell you what, we can 50/50 this. Vote Boomer now and then call a meeting and vote Ben. I’m 100% sure it’s one of them.”
Edd: “Mathematically this makes sense. Then there will be 1 impostor and 4 crew mates.”
Boomer: “It wasn’t me tho. T-T”
Lime, Red, Cyan, Orange, Purple, Yellow and Blue voted Blue.
Blue was ejected.
O2 was sabotaged.
O2 was fixed.
Cyan called in an Emergency Meeting.
Numbuh 5: “Numbuh 5’s still sure it wasn’t Ben.”
Numbuh 2: “A 50/50 is a 50/50, Numbuh 5. It’s safer to do it just in case, you know.”
Numbuh 5: “Hmmm… Sure.”
Ben: “Well, at least one person is on my side.”
Dee Dee: “Sorry.”
Ben: “Whatever, just vote me off already.”
Red voted for Cyan.
Cyan, Orange, Lime, Yellow and Purple voted Lime.
Lime was ejected.
Numbuh 2: “Yo, what the hell, Susan!”
Lights were sabotaged.
Lights were fixed.
O2 was sabotaged.
Cyan reported Yellow’s dead body.
Numbuh 2: “I was headed to fix O2 and I see Dee Dee’s body in Storage. Who was last with her?”
Edd: “I was with her because I finished all my tasks, but I lost her when lights went off.”
Numbuh 2: “Hmm, usually I’d sus you rn, but I gotta ask; Susan, why did you vote for me last round?”
Susan: “Oh, come on. You tried so hard to protect Boomer and made us vote Ben off.”
Numbuh 2: “I wasn’t sure about it. Ben was in position to potentially do both kills and Boomer just sucks at the game.”
Susan: “Yeah, yeah. A likely excuse.”
Red voted.
Numbuh 2: “Actually, you’ve been awfully accusatory this game. You kept voting early before a decision was made. You’re probably just trying to vote more people off so it’s easier for you to kill the rest of us.”
Edd: “Wait, Susan, you never told us anything about what you have been doing the entire time.”
Susan: “Neither has Hoagie!”
Edd: “That is actually a fair assessment.”
Numbuh 5: “Susan has a point. Numbuh 2, you’ve been way too protective of Boomer after both Juniper and Ben caught him red handed. You never vote on 7.”
Susan:” Right? But you decided to do that 50/50 out of desperation to at least take one more person out after your impostor buddy was ejected. And now you killed Dee Dee and self-reported.”
Numbuh 5: “You don’t usually self-report tho, hmm...”
Numbuh 2: “I did the 50/50 because we knew for a fact that one of them was the impostor. We don’t vote on 7 in case both impostors remain because it would be easier for them to get a double kill.
Edd: “Wait, if it was Hoagie, he would have no reason to sabotage O2 during the 50/50. If it was Ben, he could have just tried to stall for time.”
Numbuh 5: “If Ben didn’t want to get ejected, he would’ve protested.”
Susan: “Yeah, why are you defending him so much, Double D? Is it because he cleared you just now?”
Numbuh 2: “Okay, I’m voting Susan. She’s hasn’t told us a single task she has done and is now trying to cover herself by accusing me and Double D.”
Cyan voted.
Numbuh 5: “Hmm.”
Purple voted.
Edd: “Uhh… I don’t know. It could be either Hoagie or Susan. I cannot be sure. Abigail, who did you vote for?”
Numbuh 5: “I ain’t sayin’.”
Edd: “Uhh… I’ll skip. There is still 4 of us and the task bar is almost full. If we stick together, the impostor can’t kill off 2 people.”
Cyan voted Red.
Red and Purple voted Cyan.
Orange voted Skip.
Cyan was ejected.
Crew mates win.
Susan: “Hell yeah!”
Numbuh 2: “Noooooo! Edd, why did you skip!? If you voted for Susan, it would’ve been a tie and we would still be on.”
Edd: “Sorry, I wasn’t sure if Abby voted for you.”
Buttercup: “God, I hate being killed first. >:/“
Ben: “‘Oh, guys let’s do a 50/50 for no good reason.’ Hoagie, get outta here with that shit. :D”
Numbuh 5: “Babe, you carried this game, so hard, lol.”
Numbuh 2: “Ugh, yeah. I tried. I just got super unlucky. ‘:D”
Boomer: “Hey, I’m not that bad!”
Ben: “LMFAOOO!!!”
Boomer: “Meanie. >:T”
Blossom: “No offense, you kinda are. ‘:D”
June: “Dude, just stood next to the body and I report it and none of y’all even believed me, smh.”