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hamster of lucky sevens [podfic]

Summary:

“Today,” Hua Cheng announces, barging into He Xuan’s disaster of a room, really another realm fit for Eldritch monsters with the way his eyes refuse to focus entirely in the glow of He Xuan’s four million black-shaded lamps, “gege kissed me. On the cheeks. Both of them. Are you listening?”

“I could’ve been masturbating,” says He Xuan.

“Your dick is small enough that I wouldn’t notice, I’m sure. Like jacking off a little peanut.”

“You—”

Pretending to date Xie Lian is a lot like gambling. Roll on, slot machine. Roll on.

[podfic of the incredible fic hamster of lucky sevens, written by anonymous for moonsteps]

Notes:

This is my very first podfic! I'm very excited to post something like this, and I hope you enjoy. If you like anything I've done, please kudos or comment. Also please check out the original fic (linked above and in the main text). It is beautiful and one of my favorite fics of all time. Thank you so much for listening :D

(Disclaimer- this is my first podfic, so it may not knock your socks off, but I hope its a good listen. Feel free to comment about any issues there may be in the work. Also, I don't speak Mandarin or any other Chinese dialect, so the names are based off of how computer generated programs say those names should be pronounced. Sorry in advance!)

Work Text:

Text: hamster of lucky sevens

Author: Anonymous

(written as a gift for moonsteps)

Reader: doa333

Length: 42:00

Listen at archive.org: here