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The Surviving Six Group Chat
11.07 PM
The Prince of Bad-Hair
Okay guys
You know what to do
1…2…3
The Brooklyn Bridge
Now that you’re out of my life, I’m so much better
The next Usain Bolt
You thought that I’d be weak without you
But I’m stronger
The Ball of Sunshine
You thought that I’d be broke without you
But I’m richer
Dino-Nerd
Guys is this really necessary
The Prince of Bad-Hair
You thought I would be sad without you
I laugh harder
And YES of course this is necessary Darius
The Brooklyn Bridge
Thought I wouldn’t grow without you
Now I’m wiser
The next Usain Bolt
Thought that I’d be helpless without you,
But I’m smarter
The Ball of Sunshine
You thought that I’d be stressed without you
But I’m chilling
The Prince of Bad-Hair
You thought I wouldn’t sell without you
The Brooklyn Bridge
Sold nine million
The Prince of Bad-Hair
Brooklyn that was my line
The Brooklyn Bridge
Whoops
The next Usain Bolt
I’M A SURVIVOR
The Prince of Bad-Hair
WHAT
Dino-Nerd
Oh no
The Ball of Sunshine
I'M NOT GON GIVE UP
Also that's bad grammar
The Brooklyn Bridge
Not the time
The Prince of Bad-Hair
WHAT
The Brooklyn Bridge
I’M NOT GON STOP
The Prince of Bad-Hair
WHAT
The next Usain Bolt
I’M GON WORK HARDER
The Prince of Bad-Hair
WHAT
Dino-Nerd
Are you guys done
The Ball of Sunshine
I think so
The Prince of Bad-Hair
Come on Darius
It’s like our anthem
Because we are…
Dino-Nerd
Don’t say it
The Prince of Bad-Hair
THE SURVIVING SIX
The Brooklyn Bridge
He said it
Dino-Nerd
That is the worst name ever
The Ball of Sunshine
I’m sure New York Times tried really hard to come up with a good name
The Brooklyn Bridge
The writers were really lazy that day
Dino-Nerd
They really were
The Prince of Bad-Hair
Hey why is my name the prince of bad hair
I have good hair!
The next Usain Bolt changed the Prince of Bad-Hair’s name to Kenji is the world’s largest dumbass
The next Usain Bolt
There you go
Kenji is the world’s largest dumbass
Oh thanks
WAIT
THAT'S SO UNTRUE
AM NOT
The next Usain Bolt
Are too
Kenji is the world’s largest dumbass
AM NOT
Dino-Nerd
You guys are such children
Ben the Wonder-Boy
Guys
Go the duck to sleep
It’s almost eleven thirty
And your waking me up
I just want to sleep
Kenji is the world’s largest dumbass
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Dino-Nerd
I take it back
Kenji is such a child
The Surviving Six Group Chat
10.38 AM
Kenji is the world’s largest dumbass changed their name to Kenji has the world’s largest dick
The Brooklyn Bridge
KENJI NO
The Ball of Sunshine
Ewwwwwwwwwww
The next Usain Bolt
MY EYES
Ben the Wonder-Boy
I can’t believe I’m dating you
Dino-Nerd
Excuse me while I go repeatedly slam my head into the wall in an attempt to get rid of this entire conversation from my brain
The Brooklyn Bridge changed Kenji has the world’s largest dick’s name to Kenji is in a timeout now
Kenji is in a timeout now
Hey!
The Brooklyn Bridge
It’s the truth
The Ball of Sunshine
Guys
It’s 10.45
Shouldn’t you guys be in class right now?
Dino-Nerd
Umm
Kenji is in a timeout now
Maybe
Ben the Wonder-Boy
Possibly
The Brooklyn Bridge
Who’s really to say
Dino-Nerd
Wait Sammy why aren’t you in school
The next Usain Bolt
She’s sick
The Ball of Sunshine
Yup
Stomach flu
The Brooklyn Bridge
Oh feel better
Ben the Wonder-Boy
Make sure to rest, drink lots of fluids, stay away from dairy, and use acupressure if you feel nauseous
Kenji is in a timeout now
My boyfriend is a nurse
Ben the Wonder-Boy
Is that a bad thing?
The Ball of Sunshine
GUYS
Save this relationship drama for after school
Or in person
Please don’t break up
And get off your phones
Dino-Nerd
Yes ma’am
Feel better
The next Usain Bolt
See you after school Sammy
Kenji is in a timeout now
OoOoOoOh
The Ball of Sunshine
KENJI
Kenji is in a timeout now
Okay sorry
Getting off my phone now
The Surviving Six Group Chat
3.45 PM
Dino-Nerd
Okay we need a new group chat name
Kenji is in a timeout now
Whaaaaaaat
But it’s the name New York Times gave us
The Brooklyn Bridge
It’s a horrible name Kenji
The Ball of Sunshine
It does seem a little…
Dino-Nerd
Childish?
The Brooklyn Bridge
Stupid?
The next Usain Bolt
Horrendous
The Ball of Sunshine
Okay yes
Kenji is in a timeout now changed the group chat name to Haters of the New York Times
Haters of the New York Times
3.50 PM
Kenji is in a timeout now
There we go
Ben the Wonder-Boy
Personally, I don’t have anything against New York Times
Kenji is in a timeout now changed the group chat name to Most of us hate the New York Times
Most of us hate the New York Times
3.52 PM
Kenji is in a timeout now
It is so hard to please you people