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Wei WuXian and his sister were in deep trouble, breaking multiple Lan clan principles and getting caught by none other than Lan WangJi, things weren't going good for the twins.
Wei WuXian peaked around a wall seeing a group of Lan disciples on patrol, it was past bedtime and they were in deep trouble. He hid back when one looked over his direction and told Wei Meili how many the disciples were, and Wei WuXian, the mischievous boy had a plan to get past them.
Wei WuXian, "let's do 'get help'?"
Wei Meili, "what?"
Wei WuXian repeated what he said as Wei Meili answered in a flat tone, "No."
Wei WuXian, "come on you love it."
Wei Meili, "I hate it."
Wei WuXian, "it's great, it works every time."
Wei Meili exaggerated, "it's humiliating."
Wei WuXian raised an eyebrow, "do you have a better plan?"
Wei Meili, "no."
Wei WuXian smirked mischievously, "we're doing it."
Wei Meili took a deep breath and glared at her twin, "we are not doing 'get help'"
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The Lan disciples on patrol were heading towards their direction when Wei WuXian stumbled in front of them with an 'unconscious' Wei Meili, "get help! Please my sister is poisoned! Get help! Help her!" at the last shout he threw his sister towards the group knocking all of them unconscious from the impact. Wei Meili groaned in pain as she stood up and heard her brother mutter something but she ignored it knowing him.
Wei Meili, "I still hate it, it's humiliating."
Wei WuXian, "not for me, it's not."
Wei Meili huffed, "well you're not the one getting thrown on a group of people."
When the twins turned a corner they faced Lan WangJi who had a look of irritation on his face that Wei Meili couldn't help but comment, "crap."
In the morning the twins were seen kneeling on GusuLan's ancestral hall with Wei Meili glaring at Wei WuXian. Lan XiChen watched with a smile as he stared at his crush, Wei Meili and Jiang Cheng doing the same watching Wei Meili from afar with lovestruck eyes.