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“WANDA MAXIMOFF!”
”Peter, shut it!” Wanda slammed her hand over his mouth and took it away just as quick when Peter licked it. “Ugh that’s disgusting.”
”You’re pregnant!”
She made warning eyes at Peter as his volume increased too much. “I don’t want everyone to know all at once.”
”Is it Vision’s?”
Wanda nodded and Peter’s jaw flew open.
”H-how does that work? Do I even wanna know? I mean, he's a robot, right. So like-“
”Peter please this is so embarrassing.” Wanda laughed quietly.
“Okay okay.” He put his hands up in defeat and rolled the dice for his go. “HA! Yes!” He moved his piece 7 places and landed on the next property. “Don’t mind if I do.”
”I bought that last round.” Wanda told him and burst out laughing.
Peter’s face fell. “Shit. How much do I owe you?”
“$100”
Peter handed her the monopoly money and the dice for the next round.
“Okay but how does it actually work?”
”Peter!”