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The Brothers and the Demon Lord (10)
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee
> Jolee: Yes?
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee, Jolee, Jolee
> Jolee: (Rolling-Eyes-Demon sticker) Yes, LORD Diavolo?
< Leviathan: LOLOLOL
< Lucifer: A little more respect, Jolee.
< Lord Diavolo: I'm begging of you please don't take my demon
< Asmodeus: Oohh! What's this about?
> Jolee: (Confused-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee,
< Lord Diavolo: Please don't take him just because you can
> Jolee: What?
< Asmodeus: Jolee! You little minx!
< Mammon: Jolee! Who's he talkin' about?!
< Belphegor: Yeah, I'd like to know as well. (Angry-Demon sticker)
< Barbatos: Young Master, I thought we agreed not to do this..
< Satan: Who else could he be talking about? It's obviously Lucifer.
< Lucifer: (Threatening - Demon sticker)
< Belphegor: (Laughing-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: Your beauty is beyond compare
< Beelzebub: Jolee is very beautiful
< Asmodeus: Excuse you!
< Asmodeus: MY beauty is beyond compare!
< Lord Diavolo: With flaming locks of auburn hair
< Belphegor: Just like Beels
< Beelzebub: Hm? What about me?
> Jolee: You have pretty hair, Beel. (Hugging-Demon sticker)
< Beelzebub: You too, Jolee! (Demon-Blowing-Kiss sticker)
< Mammon: Oy, Beel! (Threatening-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
< Asmodeus: Admittedly that is beautiful.
> Jolee: Satan has the same eyes as me.
> Jolee: Are you nervous about him too?
< Satan: Hey! This isn't about me!
< Satan: But thanks for saying my eyes are beautiful. (Happy-Demon sticker)
> Jolee: Did I say that?
> Jolee: Lord Diavolo said that...
< Leviathan: LOLOOOL!
< Mammon: (Laughing-Demon sticker)
< Satan: (Angry-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: Your smile is like a breath of spring
< Mammon: Oy! Are ya tryin' to flirt with my human?
< Leviathan: LOL SIMP
< Belphegor: She's not YOUR human, Mammon.
< Mammon: Ya, she is! I'm her first!
< Asmodeus: Ugh! Are you still on repeat, Mammon? (Rolling-Eyes-Demon sticker)
< Lucifer: Diavolo you're going to make Jolee uncomfortable.
< Lord Diavolo: Your voice is soft like summer rain
< Belphegor: That's true.
> Jolee: Keep 'em coming, those compliments! (Happy-Demon sticker)
< Asmodeus: Lord Diavolooo! Why do you never say such nice things about meee?!
> Jolee: I think you're beautiful, Asmo.
< Asmodeus: Aww, I knew you couldn't resist me!
< Lord Diavolo: And I cannot compete with you, Jolee
< Asmodeus: Maybe you can't, but I'M still more beautiful!
< Belphegor: Give it a break, Asmo.
< Satan: You have nothing to worry about, Diavolo. Jolee wouldn't waste her time on Lucifer.
< Lucifer: Is there something you want to say to me Satan?
< Barbatos: My Lord I told you this was a bad idea...
< Lord Diavolo: He talks about you in his sleep
< Belphegor: Now I really want to know who this is.
< Belphegor: Sounds like blackmail material...
< Satan: I already said, it's obviously Lucifer.
< Belphegor: Yes, sounds like you're right.
< Belphegor: Are you screenshotting this too, Satan?
< Satan: Of course.
> Jolee: How do you know this, Satan? Have you heard it?
< Beelzebub: They are sleeping together??
< Lucifer: No.
> Jolee: It's suspicious, right Beel?
< Lord Diavolo: And there's nothing I can do to keep
< Lord Diavolo: From crying when he calls your name, Jolee
> Jolee: So far, you're the one who says it the most, though.
< Leviathan: LMAO LOLOLOL
< Mammon: (Laughing-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: And I can easily understand
< Lord Diavolo: How you could easily take my demon
> Jolee: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable...
< Lord Diavolo: But you don't know what he means to me, Jolee
<Lucifer: Whomever this is, don't you think you should talk to them directly?
> Jolee: I don't know what this is about, but...
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee,
< Lord Diavolo: I'm begging of you please don't take my demon
> Jolee: This is so awkward...
< Lucifer: Diavolo please stop...
> Jolee: If you'd just tell me who...
< Barbatos: I think you've had your fun now...
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee,
< Lord Diavolo: Please don't take him just because you can
> Jolee: I can't make any promises.
> Jolee: It depends on who you're talking about.
< Satan: Jolee, it's Lucifer obviously. I've said this so many times now.
< Lucifer: One more word Satan and I'll string you up.
> Jolee: Is this true, Lucifer?
< Lucifer: No.
< Lord Diavolo: You could have your choice of demon
< Asmodeus: Pick me, Jolee! (Demon-in-Love sticker)
< Belphegor: No, she picks me!
< Satan: In your dreams, she'd obviously pick me.
< Beelzebub: Me??
< Leviathan: Well she obviously won't pick me...
< Mammon: Oy! Shaddap, all of ya! I was her first!
< Lucifer: This is becoming tedious.
> Jolee: Ugh... You guys... (Rolling-Eyes-Demon sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: But I could never love again
> Jolee: I'm sure that's not true
< Lord Diavolo: He's the only one for me, Jolee
> Jolee: Did you even confess to him?
> Jolee: I mean, don't blame me for your missed chances!
< Asmodeus: Exactly! Jolee, let's go out after this.
< Mammon: Oy, Asmo!
< Belphegor: Don't try to sneak in a date, Asmo!
< Lord Diavolo: I had to have this talk with you
< Lord Diavolo: My happiness depends on you
> Jolee: Ugh...
< Leviathan: LOL. Lord Diavolo does some serious groveling
< Leviathan: I'm going to post about this on Devilgram.
< Lucifer: Do it Leviathan. I dare you. (Glaring-Demon Sticker)
< Lord Diavolo: And whatever you decide to do, Jolee
> Jolee: Well, whatever.
> Jolee: If you don't want to tell me, I can't help you.
< Lucifer: Jolee watch your tone!
> Jolee: I mean, seriously!
> Jolee: What am I supposed to do with this, Lucifer?
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee,
< Lord Diavolo: I'm begging of you please don't take my demon
> Jolee: (Rolling-Eyes-Demon sticker)
< Lucifer: I think you've made your point now.
<Barbatos: Yes, yes..time to stop I should think?
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee,
< Lord Diavolo: Please don't take him even though you can
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee, Jolee
> Jolee: You know what?
> Jolee: Just because of this, I WILL take him!
< Mammon: (Shocked-Demon sticker)
< Asmodeus: It's me, right? I'll see you in my room later, Jolee! (Demon-Blowing-Kiss sticker)
< Belphegor: Asmo, I'm going to kill you! (Angry-Demon sticker)
< Satan: No! Jolee...Leave Lucifer to him.
> Jolee: Except for when it's Lucifer.
< Belphegor: (Laughing-Demon sticker)
< Lucifer: Excuse me?!
< Lord Diavolo: Jolee, Jolee, Jolee, Joleeeeee!?
< Jolee: WHAT?! (Angry-Demon sticker)
< Lucifer:Manners, Jolee.
< Lord Diavolo: It was a lyric prank Jolee, I'm surprised you didn't catch on.
> Jolee: Ugh! I was thinking it was real...
< Asmodeus: Oh! Of course, it had to be a prank..no one is more desirable than me.
> Jolee: Was it a prank though? You seemed really desperate...
< Belphegor: (Laughing-Demon sticker)
< Satan: He says it's a prank but it doesn't change the truth.
< Mammon: So Jolee's not stealing his demon??? (Happy-Demon Sticker)
< Leviathan: Where's Lucifer? He hasn't responded.
< Beelzebub: He just showed up and took Belphie! (Sad-Demon Sticker)
< Jolee: I just heard a scuffle in Satan's room...
< Mammon: I just saw Lucifer draggin' Belphegor and Satan behind him...looks like he's headin' to the Castle next.
< Jolee: Barbatos you better hide your Lord.
< Lord Diavolo: Oh! How exciting! (Excited-Demon Sticker)
> Jolee: You guys. Your future King is so weird...
*Several Minutes later*
< Jolee: Barbatos...is everything okay over there?
< Barbatos: * attaches picture of Belphegor, Satan and Lord Diavolo handing from the ceiling in the Castle Ballroom*
< Mammon: Oh nice! That'll fetch me some good grimm!
< Lucifer: MAMMOOOON?!
< Mammon: (Scared-Demon sticker)