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"You are a giant of a man."
Heavy stopped eating his lunch and looks up over to the entrance of the dinning room to see the source of the voice, the team doctor. He heard from the others that he is a very strange and eccentric man. The Scout was the first to meet him and he starts to recall what the young man said about the encounter,
"I would rather frickin' die than be in a room alone with him, but even then I don't think I can trust that freak, might make me in to a frickin' zombie or something. I don't know, I just don't trust the guy. "
However, this is the first time he's met the Doctor personally. He doesn't know how to respond to the Doctors comment, he does what has done before nod and agree.
"Yes. I am a big man."
"No, you are not big, you are ginormous!"
The man sounds enthusiastic in his reply and continues to stare at him.
"Are you calling me fat, doctor?" Heavy raising his eyebrow and gives the man a strange look.
"No, no, no. Don't take vhat I'm saying as an insult! I'm just in awe!" The man shaking his head and sits down next to Heavy and continues to talk,
"You have a vonderful body. I would love to study it one of these days, with your permission of course! Never fun to have unwilling patients."
Heavy looks at the man continuing to mutter on and on. Heavy moves a little to get some distance from the other man. The doctor notices,
"Sorry, am I too close?"
"It is fine. I am leaving anyways. Nice to meet you doctor."
Heavy leaves before the other man responds. For once, he can agree with the little man child, the doctor is a strange man.
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"Alright you lily livered men! Tomorrow we will fight like men!"
"Do ya really haveta be so loud? Some people wake up with a bloody headache every morning."
"Well some of us don't drink til we blackout. Oh, wait it's just you."
"Fuckin' spy."
"Yes, hats off to you as well."
"Say, did the doc get the memo? Victor Frankenstein ain't even here yet."
Everyone stopped their bickering for a moment and looked around. Scout was right, the doctor was not in the room. Sniper speaks up,
"Oi mate, I'm surprised you could even make that reference. Thought you couldn't read. "
"Shut it piss jar."
"SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET THE MEDIC HERE NOW! HE DOES NOT GET PAID TO TWIDDLE HIS THUMBS WHILE WE ARE HERE TALKING ABOUT OUR GAME PLAN FOR FIGHTING THE ENEMY!"
Soldier look around the room eyeing all the men up and down til his gaze settled on Heavy. Then he started shouting and pointing at him.
"YOU WILL GO GET THE MEDIC OUT OF HIS ROOM AND BRING HIM HERE THIS INSTANCE!"
The door to the meeting room opens up and Medic walks in saying,
"There is no need for that herr Solider. I was unaware of the meeting going on, I vas finishing up some paperwork."
"THAT IS NO EXCUSE! BUT I WILL FORGIVE YOU THIS TIME."
"That is very kind of you."
"BETTER NOT HAPPENED AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE IN THE DOG HOUSE DOC!"
Medic just nods in response and goes to stand next to Heavy. Solider continues his speech, but Heavy isn't playing attention to him. The Medic is staring at him before he can really figure out what the other man wants from him, Solider catches his attention once again but this time getting up close and pokes him in the chest,
"And what are YOU supposed to do when you see and enemy?"
Heavy replies hesitantly,
"Kill them like bugs."
"NOW THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR! SQUASH THEM, SMACK THEM AROUND SILLY! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KILL THE ENEMY! DO YOU ALL UNDERSTAND ME?"
"Yeah."
"HMMM"
Scout and Pyro are the only ones to reply out loud, everyone else on the team just slowly nods their heads.
"Well then men that is the end of our meeting. Be back here at eight hundred sharp tommorow morning. Dismissed!"
Heavy tries to leave before the Medic can talk to him but it's too late, the man grabs him by his shoulder,
"I apologize for my behavior from the other day."
Heavy is confused.
"What is there to be sorry for Doctor? You have done nothing wrong."
"Vell, that is kind of you but no I'm sorry for making you uncomfortable. I should have kept my comments about you stature to myself, I've realized now it has made you very uncomfortable with me and for that I am sorry."
Heavy is slightly taken aback from the man's apology.
"Nothing I haven't heard before. Please do not be bothered with it."
"Don't be like that. There has to be something to make it up to you."
Heavy thought to himself for a moment, they he asks the the man,
"What is it that you want from me Doctor?
"Hmm?"
"There is something you want from me?"
"Oh no! Nothing at all yet. I just would like to get to know you better that's all." Medic gives him a small smile while tilting his head and puts his hand on Heavy's shoulder,
"You just seem like a interesting person that is all."
Heavy thought to himself. Is it wise to be friends with an insane man or just continue to let the man pester him.
"Okay. But no more touching." Heavy lifts Medic's hand off his shoulder.
"Wunderbar! I must go finish my paper work but we can meet up at a later time. Bye bye for now!" Medic waves good bye and walks out of the room and Heavy is left staring at the door. Suddenly, he feels someone slap him on his back, he looks down and sees Scout,
"Man dude, you better start sleeping with one eye open. Who knows what that weirdo has planned for you!"
"I'm not afraid of doctor."
"Sure your not big guy. I'm just saying if it were me I would have just told the guy to leave me alone."
Heavy just huffs in return. Scout makes his way to the door and before he leaves he shouts,
"Well good luck with dealing with doc, couldn't be me."
Heavy leaves the room soon after. As he walks back to his room, he starts to realize the reality of the situation he has put himself in to.
"I hope I don't regret this."