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“What is it with you and that Jigglypuff, seriously? Ever since Thomas got back into Pokémon you’ve been toting it around everywhere and it sheds.” Virgil shook his skeleton onesie at Roman accusingly, pointing at the pink fur covering it. “It sheds everywhere!”
“Yeah, like your Gengar’s any better, Marilyn Morose. I have half a mind to say that it eats everyone’s leftovers!” Roman slapped the onesie away, glaring at the dark Pokémon. “It drank my coffee!”
Logan looked up from his Trivial Pursuit book, patting his Alakazam. “Falsehood. Virgil drank your coffee.”
“What? You? I trusted you, Hot Topic!” He put a hand over his chest and feigned dramatic surprise. “You drank my coffee?”
“Okay, get it together, Sir Sing-a-lot, we’ve been dating for three months and you still get pissed over me drinking your coffee? Haunter doesn’t even drink coffee.” Virgil poured himself another mug of coffee, rubbing his eyes. “Besides, I did not ask to wake up and have your Jigglypuff shed all over the place.”
“You slept in my bed last night, of course it would shed on your pajamas.”
“Why the hell would it be on your bed with us though?”
“Because he gets lonely! You know that.” Roman cuffed his Pokémon over the ears affectionately, cuddling it close. “He doesn’t like being lonely!”
“Yeah but what about me, I’m also in your bed- Wait, no. I do not like the implications of that. I, okay, I’m just going now.”