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Everyone’s Favorite Fruit

Summary:

Just a fluffy little fic where Mineta isn’t a huge pervert (at least with the Class 1-A girls) and everyone has some fun.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Pervert...

How’d he even get in here...

He shouldn’t have passed the entrance exam...

Just kick him out of UA already...

These were just a few phrases a certain purple ball headed male heard on the regular. Whether it be from the students of their rivaling class, Class 1-B. Or just from passing students in the hallway all throughout UA. The last three phrases surprisingly never came from any of his own classmates. He definitely got ‘pervert’ from most of his female classmates in the time he got into UA, but he could take it from them. He realized after a few months of trying to pursue the girls of Class 1-A that he wasn’t getting anywhere. So, instead he chose to befriend them. Doing his best to respect boundaries, he took some notes out of Eijiro and Tenyas book, and actually enjoyed having normal and fun conversations with the girls. Although he still had to be reminded not to be grabby or try to peek in on them.

Of course, he hadn’t gotten any less...well...horny basically. He was always trying to impress any other woman he laid his eyes on. Always on a desperate search to find some lady to fool around with. And always having no luck with it. The class tended to watch his attempts with amusement, except for Iida who usually ended up apologizing profusely for Minorus tendency’s. If he got too intense with his staring or whatever, Asui and Mina never hesitated to put him back in his place. Usually smacking him on the head or slapping his cheek. Much to his dismay during the moment, however he’s grateful his friends actually know how to effectively get him to stop, cause lord knows Tenyas scoldings never work on him.

These were the type of things Mineta found himself thinking about on his way to his morning classes every so often. Letting his mind drift and spacing out, narrowly avoiding getting stepped on by other students at the last second. It was in his nature to be overly...curious about the female body and females in general. He was a hormonal teenage boy after all. But, so was most of Class 1-A. Granted most of his guy classmates were actually starting to get together, and a shit ton of them weren’t even straight! Now, Mineta has no personal problem with this, it meant more girls for him anyway. But, he felt as if he had no one to discuss the struggles of being single with. He was starting to doubt his own charming skills! What if he was single forever..?

“Mineta, are you even listening?” The familiar croaky and deep voice of Asui Tsuyu rang through the shorter males ears. This caused him to snap his head up and glance up at the unamused looking girl who had her eyebrow raised. He did his best to look like he had been paying attention to whatever she was going on about. Quickly nodding his head with a nervous laugh and smile. Tsuyu was never one to take his shit, and would definitely hang him on the ceiling if she so pleased. And, she was apparently also a lie detector, because she ended up sighing at his response and crossed her arms. “That’s definitely a no.” She replied. Rolling her eyes slightly. Mineta could hear the fondness in her voice though, which meant she wasn’t too mad at him yet. His nervous smile shifted to a sheepish grin as he leaned forward slightly in his chair.

“Alright, alright. Fine, you caught me. I wasn’t paying attention, but I’m sure it was very intriguing if it came from you, baby.” Mineta drawled. Wiggling his eyebrows slightly. Now, that did earn him a smack on the shoulder from Hanta, who had been standing behind his desk discussing some sort of strategy with Momo. Probably for the hero training they were going to be doing later today. Minetas group had already done their ‘challenge’ the day before. He had been paired up with Shoji, Hagakure and Koda. Very random choice of students, but they somehow made it work and completed their objective. It was mainly a thing of stealth, which is probably why they did so well. Tooru had no big issue, and Koda ended up calling out to his avian friends and got carried through most of the course. Mineta ended up having the bright idea of mimicking what him and Shoji did during the Sports Festival, Mezo used his dupli-arms to cover Mineta as they made their way through the training course. Surprisingly, everyone in their group made it out unscathed thanks to their careful planning on which path they would take and how they could hide and protect themselves from the robots that would be targeting all of them.

“She was giving you a compliment on how your plan for you and Shoji probably saved the two of you from being targeted or getting split up-“ Sero started. But was immediately cut off by a snickering Tsu. “I’m thinking about taking it back though.” She teased. Nudging the black-haired boy slightly with her elbow. That earned a whine from the nasally sounding boy that Tsuyu was originally complimenting, which once again earned him a lot of teasing. Although his protests were muffled over the sound of both Sero and Asuis laughter, he couldn’t help but remember this was why he tried to keep his composure around the girls. So he could have fun, strictly friendly, moments with them. And, despite complaining about how they were being mean and he deserved the compliment, a small, content smile had made its way up onto the males face.

I do belong here.

Notes:

Ahhhh, this is another one of my Tumblr fic requests! I’m not entirely happy with this one, but it certainly isn’t my worst work (:
Enjoy Mineta not being a total hoebag for once.
My Tumblr post where you can make requests: https://fandom-fander.tumblr.com/post/635834428542844928/alright-bnha-fans-listen-up-i-want-to-write