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Woodymarco: Guys, I have some important news to tell
Woodymarco: Why are you not asking me what it is?
Woodymarco: Great. Thank you for being such a good friend
Mesut88: Fyi @Woodymarco, most of us are on the same class so ofc we know what news it is
Woodymarco: @Mesut88 I know but the others could still ask :(
Mesut88: @Woodymarco, well has it considered to you that it's 2am? Some must be sleeping already
Woodymarco: @Mesut88 but you aren't! Why? /squints eyes/
Mesut88: @Woodymarco none of your business
Woodymarco: @Mesut88 is @Samikhedira still awake?
Mesut88: @Woodymarco @Samikhedira yeah he is, why?
Woodymarco: @Mesut88 @Samikhedira /grins/ oh nothing just asking
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 Mes goes to sleep and @Woodymarco you can annoy us tomorrow
Samikhedira: @Woodymarco @Mesut88 my notifs keep ringing and I need my sleep
Woodymarco: @Samikhedira alrite", rough night eh? @Mesut88
Samikhedira: @Woodymarco not telling. Now if you'll let me and @Mesut88 to sleep
Woodymarco: @Samikhedira @Mesut88 sure sure /handsup/
Woodymarco: I guess I should go to sleep too. It's so boring
AwesomeMats: @Woodymarco, marco gets back inside. I need to lock the dorm now
Woodymarco: @AwesomeMats, urgh. Fine, fine, whtver u said cptn
AwesomeMats: @Woodymarco 5 minutes or else
Woodymarco: @AwesomeMats /smirks/ or else what? You're going to drag me w/ some lash?
AwesomeMats: @Woodymarco u and ur mind. Or else I'm going to lock it now and u can't get inside
Woodymarco: @AwesomeMats geez you're even worse than @MiroKlose opa
AwesomeMats: @Woodymarco a lil reminder that only @TommyMullie can call @MiroKlose opa
Woodymarco: @AwesomeMats @TommyMullie @MiroKlose fuck off /groans/ I'm on the front now open it
AwesomeMats: Your job as the door keeper is harder if you have @Woodymarco
Fipslahm: RT "@AwesomeMats: Your job as the door keeper is harder if you have @Woodymarco" Feel you there, Mats, feel you
AwesomeMats: @Fipslahm yeah, thanks. Guess I should sleep now. You too
Fipslahm: @AwesomeMats sure, good night
Woodymarco: You guys @AwesomeMats @Fipslahm are such a great friend /insert sarcasm/
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TommyMullie: I'm curious what is the news that @Woodymarco is talking about?
Woodymarco: @TommyMullie tommy my boy! Finally someone is caring enough
TommyMullie: @Woodymarco well what is it?
Woodymarco: @TommyMullie oh u know the school festival for next week?
TommyMullie: @Woodymarco, yeah class decided to make a haunted house
Woodymarco: @TommyMullie, well my class wants to make a hostcafe aint that cool? B(
TommyMullie: @Woodymarco u mean THAT hostcafe?
Woodymarco: @TommyMullie yep, cool aint?
TommyMullie: @Woodymarco well it's not like it's a maidcafe or anything
Woodymarco: @TommyMullie omg MULLI, that's a great idea! Why haven't I thought of it?
Mesut88: @Woodymarco don't you even dare.
SvenBender: RT "@Mesut88: @Woodymarco don't you even dare." Oh my gosh
BeneHowedes: @Woodymarco don't you dare, Marco. Don't you dare
Woodymarco: Well guys @Mesut88 @SvenBender @BeneHowedes you're too late. I've proposed this to @JKlinsmann and he has agreed
Mesut88: @Woodymarco @SvenBender @BeneHowedes oh my, are you fucking kidding me?
Samikhedira: This is the first time I agree to @Woodymarco's idea
Mesut88: @Samikhedira You sleep on the sofa tonight!
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 I'll make my way to the bed. You know I will
Mesut88: @Samikhedira hate you. You hang out a lot w/ @Cristiano7
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 well you adore him
Mesut88: @Samikhedira that's a different case! Still, you're sleeping on the sofa
Woodymarco: Guys @Samikhedira @Mesut88 as much as I love you, your lovers quarrel are spamming my TL
Mesut88: @Woodymarco @Samikhedira WHOSE FAULT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
SvenBender: I can imagine @Woodymarco you'll make a good maid, but hb @Aubameyang? No offense auba but...
Woodymarco: @SvenBender @Aubameyang oh shit! Wait. I have an idea. We'll combine maid+host!
Woodymarco: @SvenBender so @Aubameyang and some others could be the host while you be the maid
SvenBender: @Woodymarco why should I be a maid again?
LarsBender: @Woodymarco oh my. Love u bro. Can't wait to see @SvenBender to wear maid!clothes. Mom must be happy
SvenBender: @LarsBender not funny Lars, not funny.
LarsBender: @SvenBender you know how mom wants a girl before. This could make her happy, you know
Aubameyang: @SvenBender none taken. I can't even imagine myself in a dress esp a maid one
Woodymarco: @Aubameyang you'll make a hot host!
Aubemeyang: @Woodymarco I know I will
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Woodymarco: So /coughs/ class D-09 we're going to mix maid and host cafe for our class. I'll list who'll be the maid and host.
Woodymarco: I've sent it to the mailing list. Go check check
AwesomeMats: So @BeneHowedes heard your class is going to make a mixed cafe. What do you get?
BeneHowedes: @AwesomeMats /groans/ wdyt?
AwesomeMats: @BeneHowedes /grins/ I'll be honored to buy the maid!costume for you ;)
BeneHowedes: @AwesomeMats NO! The last time you bought me clothes...
AwesomeMats: @BeneHowedes but you looked good in that sailor costume!
BeneHowedes: @AwesomeMats mats! That's not for public!
AhaPoldi: Did I just read @BeneHowedes wore a sailor!costume for @AwesomeMats before?
HaseBasti: My boys @AwesomeMats @BeneHowedes have grown up
DuckyManu: @AhaPoldi yeah I happened take a glance of the pic before
BeneHowedes: @DuckyManu WHAT? @AwesomeMats YOU HAVE PIC OF THAT?
AwesomeMats: @BeneHowedes @DuckyManu well... It's not like u're going to wear it again so yeah...
BeneHowedes: @AwesomeMats DELETE IT! ALL
AwesomeMats: @BeneHowedes nope. Never. And if you threat me to sleep on the sofa, it won't affect me
BeneHowedes: @AwesomeMats fine no talking to you!
AwesomeMats: @BeneHowedes you sure you can handle that?
AhaPoldi: @DuckyManu wait is the sailor is the one Japanese girl wears w/ the short skirts?!
DuckyManu: @AhaPoldi that's the one. And it's a really short one, fyi
AhaPoldi: @DuckyManu that's...wow. @HaseBasti why haven't we used one before?
HaseBasti: @AhaPoldi @DuckyManu cause you love bunny one?
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RobertLewy: @Woodymarco hey is @erikdurm in the maid!list?
Woodymarco: @RobertLewy ofc Lewy, wouldn't it be nice to see @erikdurm in one ;)
RobertLewy: I love you @Woodymarco for that
Woodymarco: @RobertLewy you'll make @erikdurm jealous of me :( he'll be sad
RobertLewy: @Woodymarco @erikdurm he loves you too. That makes us even
Woodymarco: @RobertLewy just so u know I've the perfect outfit for both of us @erikdurm ;)
RobertLewy: @Woodymarco @erikdurm will that involve a really short one?
Woodymarco: @RobertLewy @erikdurm you'll not only see the legs :p
RobertLewy: @Woodymarco @erikdurm /groans/ can't 1 week come any faster?
Woodymarco: @RobertLewy @erikdurm don't worry, it will ;)
erikdurm: /is confused how to interfere the two/
Woodymarco: Aw @erikdurm, @RobertLewy and I love you, kay?
Erikdurm: @Woodymarco @RobertLewy /blushes/ thank you?
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One week later
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Mesut88: @Woodymarco really gives all in for the costumes
Goetze: I was sick for a week and when I got back, I had to wear the maid costume? Why's no one telling me?
Mesut88: @Goetze thought you read the mailing list or @Woodymarco has told you
Goetze: @Woodymarco only told me to get well soon and be prepared. I never know...
KroosToni: Does anybody know what’s the weird voice inside the haunted house?
Cristiano7: @KroosToni what kind of weird noise?
KroosToni: @Cristiano7 not sure either.
Fipslahm: @AhaPoldi @HaseBasti guys. It's called haunted house to scare people not doing what you guys are doing!!
KroosToni: @Fipslahm wait you mean that @AhaPoldi and @HaseBasti are...?
Fipslahm: @KroosToni yup @AhaPoldi @HaseBasti yep they are
Cristiano7: Speaking of weird sound @KroosToni you're not going to the cafe?
KroosToni: @Cristiano7 I'm still on my shift.
Cristiano7: @KroosToni but you can tweet
KroosToni: @Cristiano7 because I can. Why?
Cristiano7: @KroosToni well since I'm a good friend. Just want to tell that @JamesR is great in a maid costume ;)
KroosToni: @Fipslahm is there any chance for me to get my break now?
Fipslahm: @KroosToni sure thing, don't forget to ask @LarsBender to fill your shift
KroosToni: @Fipslahm done
KroosToni: @Cristiano7 he better still be there
Cristiano7: @KroosToni I'm holding him up w/ @NotCisco and some others rn. Better be quick
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AwesomeMats: Fuck @Woodymarco those boobs look so real
Woodymarco: @AwesomeMats they feel like one too ;) can't wait to see you test those on @BeneHowedes
BeneHowedes: Why do I have to be in this situation?
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CrisKramer: @DuckyManu are u coming?
DuckyManu: @CrisKramer omw, has your shift ended?
ChrisKramer: @DuckyManu yes, in a minute or so
DuckyManu: @CrisKramer don't you dare to change your costume
CrisKramer: @DuckyManu /blushes/ okay
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IamPer: Why is it that @Fipslahm is not in my class? /sighs/
Fipslahm: @IamPer what's wrong?
IamPer: @Fipslahm cause I also want to see you in a maid dress /pouts
Fipslahm: @IamPer /blushes/ I'm not going to wear that
IamPer: @Fipslahm but fips! You'll look cute with it
Fipslahm: @IamPer DM
IamPer: @Fipslahm Damn yes! I'll borrow one from @Woodymarco later
Fipslahm: @IamPer you don't have to mention him /facepalm/
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Woodymarco: Well to make it more exciting, the guests can vote the top 3 maids
Woodymarco: And the winners will give a kiss to one person they choose! Wuhuu
BeneHowedes: @Woodymarco That's not even a prize!
Mesut88: Still blaming @TommyMullie for giving idea to @Woodymarco
SvenBender: But I still can't believe that @Woodymarco has convinced us to do it
Aubameyang: @SvenBender guess it's one of @Woodymarco's charms
SvenBender: @Aubameyang at least you're not wearing this stupid silky dress that shows lots of cleavage
Aubemayang: @SvenBender yours is better. Have you seen what @JuleDraxler wear? It's even worse
SvenBender: @Aubameyang you're right. I'm still glad I can use a stocking
Woodymarco: I know how much you guys love me right now! So let's go to the voting. Chop chop!
Mesut88: @Woodymarco possibly the one loving you rn is the top!
Woodymarco: @Mesut88 aww :( but u look so comfortable in that dress and @Samikhedira eyes are following u everwhere!
Mesut88: @Samikhedira is it true that you're staring at me?
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 well you look hot there, why not?
Mesut88: @Samikhedira no picture!!
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 too late, @Woodymarco has hired @Wojciech to take lots of photos already
Mesut88: @Samikhedira you bought it?
Samikhedira: @Mesut88 all of ur pictures. Don't want so1 to see you in that dress apart from me
Mesut88: @Samikhedira, you hang out w/ @Cristiano7 a lot
Cristiano7: Why am I always being blamed if they're being cheesy?
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Woodymarco: Thanks for all the hardworks guys and for those who have chosen D-09 as the best! We won first place! Now we can use the money for vacation. Wuhuu!
Woodymarco: Oh and we have the top 3. They are....