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haikyuu: off da perc

Summary:

i got bored and wrote this- its a big training camp fic and i don't know if i'll ever finish it

Notes:

enjoy :)

Chapter 1: if you don't threaten someone playing uno, are you really playing

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[hinata's pov]

"Kageyama- if you throw another orange at me, I will fight you!"

"Dumbass! You can barely even reach me!" He laughed at me.

"Isn't it too late for you two idiots to be arguing so-"

"Tsuki look a dinosaur billboard!"

"Tanaka shut up," Daichi shouted. "Now when we get there, please behave."

"Okay."

 

(later that day)

 

"Guys! do you wanna play uno?" Terushima exclaimed.

"I will kick all of your asses- so get ready!"

(2 min later)

"I fucking hate you all!"

" Why did I agree to this?" Kuroo shouted.

While everyone was yelling Terushima snuck up behind Bokuto and held a card to his neck, "I swear I'll slit your throat if you make me draw four again!"

"Why is- Ter- what is going on here?"

"Terushima wanted to play uno, so we're playing uno."

"Not the right way- you don't threaten people in uno!" Daichi tried to explain, right when Nishinoya rolling thundered into Kuroo.

"Fuck!"

"But if- wow Terushima, you're strong as hell, but if you don't threaten someone in uno, are you really playing?"

"Let Bokuto go- and go to bed, we start games tomorrow!" Daichi shouted. 

 

(the next day)

 

"We get to play the Great King first!"

"I wish you'd stop calling him that, he's not even that good." Kageyama huffed.

"Looks like his royal highness is jealous."

"Hinata!"

"Lev- what's up!" the ginger turned to face the voice.

"I'm good, so have you grown anymo-" thud.

"Lev- stop, Daichi I'm sorry about him."

"No big deal, I know how it is." He nodded.

"Lev give me my shoe!"

"But you threw it at me."

"But it's my damn shoe." Yaku shouted, chasing him.

"Hey small fry- huh, why aren't you at the bathroom?"

"Oi, Shittykawa, lay off the kid!"

'Seijoh's ace is on my side- not the great kings?' Hinata thought.

"Iwa-chan wait, you're supposed to be on my side!"

"Hinata- what did he mean by bathroom?"

"Oh Hinata gets nervous before games so he goes to the bathroom- but this lucky bastard always runs into somebody we play against."

" Tanaka - well you're not wrong- you really do have horrible luck, Hinata." Daichi said, turning to the shorter one.

"Guys let's go!"

 

———

 

"Alright guys- one round of flying laps go !"

"There they go again- with their stupid 'dignified' penalties."

"Did ya see that insane quick attack by their 9 and 10- how do they do that?"

"Ha, you must be new here- it's not a game against Karasuno without that damn quick." Kuroo laughed at the Inarizaki setter.

"Ok- but look they don't even seem to like each other."

"You and your brother don't seem to like each other."

"Fair point."

"Hey hey hey! Hinata can you tell us how you do that quick attack?"

"Bokuto- you can't just ask tha-"

"Sure- so I run then I jump like whoosh - then Kageyama sets to my hand like zip - then I bam , and score, unless I get blocked." Hinata 'explained' while jumping.

"Dumbass- use your words."

"Okay then, you explain it."

"Fuck you."

"Idiot- watch your language!" He said, turning to his setter.

"Don't call me an idiot, dumbass."

"Hinata and Kageyama! we've only played one game- why are you already fighting?"