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Hi Everyone! I know I know, I’ve been gone forever !
I’m so sorry about that! A lot of things have gone down in my life since starting this account last year. Here are some updates on how things have been!
Now I’m (hopefully) going to have a consistent uploading schedule.
I have actually (believe it or not) finished the Escapism Series for now (check it out here!)
but like maximum ride, there may be sequels later on ;p so keep your eyes out, fanders!
Over my nearly 3-month long hiatus, I started watching star wars, and like the emo I am, have fallen in love with Kylo ren
I do, however, refuse to watch the last movie until at least 5 chapters are completed of this book.
I refuse to simply because I am absolutely terrified that my baby Ben Solo is going to die.
That being said
Please don’t tell me
- A) what happens in the next movie, because I don’t want to know
- B) whether or not kylo dies
I D O N T W A N T T O K N O W
Thank you
Now what i want you to tell me:
1- Errors to the storyline that have been revealed prior to episode IX that I missed and/or got wrong
2- Grammatical errors. Direct citation (i.e Chapter nine paragraph 2: you misspelled exclamation in the 3rd sentence, or Chapter nine, during the argument between Poe and Finn you misspelled the word motivator) would be nice, but if you just tell me the scene and the error I should be okay
3- any other CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. I stopped using other sites because they were toxic. I don’t wish to do the same here. I love AO3 so much, and I don’t think you guys will do me any bad :)
Also, because I want to keep you on this page forever obviously.
4) Talk to me about Ben.
And here is the last don’t I kept separate for a reason
Please.
For all things good
Do not try to talk to me about the good qualities of Rey.
This is a peaceful zone and I will throw hands if you talk about that womp rat.
Got me?
She can go get eaten by a sarlacc.
I dislike her so much it’s not even funny.
I mean she has her good points but I just… i don't appreciate her.
But please, comment pictures of sweet Grogu.
He babey.
Love you, Emos!
-T!
P.S if you couldn’t tell, i hate rey and therefore removed her entirely from the storyline. She might get a cameo but if she does, she’ll be dead.
That’s all.
P.P.S here is the timeline:
0 ABY: The Battle of Yavin (duh)
5 ABY: End of empire. Luke starts training young jedi (doesn't make sense about this change at first but it will ;P)
8 ABY: Ben is born (Luke and Leia are both 27)
12 ABY: Jun is born
13 ABY: The Gift (related to this storyline and unrelated to the original movies. it' ll make sense later)
15 ABY Ben starts training at 7
25 ABY The Jedi Academy Massacre, courtesy of 17 yr old Mr Ben Solo Jun is 13 and unaware
29 ABY: The events of this novel! Enjoy my bad story!