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S: Why do you carry two phones?
A: The other is for my secret double life.
S: The one you have a copious amount of free time for?
A: One is my work phone and one is for personal use.
A: Why so interested?
S: "Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous intellect."
A: Are you asking for my number, Dr. Reid?
S: I thought you were supposed to ask someone for their number before you slept with them?
A: That is exactly the kind of text that should not be sent on a FBI issued cellphone.
S: So if I got another phone I could send sensitive texts?
A: Define sensitive texts.
S: Text that would violate several of the FBI’s fraternization rules and potentially constitute as sexual harassment.
A: ....
A: A second phone might not be a bad idea.
A: For privacy. An added security measure.
S: So if I got another phone would you ask for my number?
A: Yes, but if I follow the precedent you've set then I suppose I'd have to sleep with you first.
S: Would you mind if left work immediately to go take care of something?
A: There is an electronics store just off Rt 1. Be back before the afternoon briefing.
