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Sakusa sighs while draining another cup of coffee. Another night patrol, nothing interesting to say the least. He reads the last few pages of his book before closing it with a frustrated groan. Being assigned to the same route of patrol every night (he knows that it’s the only route cleaned to his standard but damn it, it gets boring) is boring.
Dropping the mug in the sink he flops on to the nearby coach glaring at the black screen of the t.v.
In the few minutes of silence he decides to reach blindly for the remote and flick through the channels. Seething quietly, he presses the button faster out of pure spite. A few seconds later he comes across an ad that catches his eye.
But he skipped right passed it, cursing he sits up looking for the ad again.
Once he finds it he settles back on to the cushion watching the screen intently.
“Are ya a hero who’s been stuck on patrol every night ever since the crime rate went down?”
Sakusa cocks an eyebrow at the slight Kansai dialect.
“Well then todays yer lucky day! I am a new villain on the rise!”
He continues to watch the screen with mirth in his eyes, what villain would put up an ad for them practically begging for them to be captured?
“Y’all must be thinking I’m stupid but in all honesty, I’m bored so try yer best to capture me.”
“If I don’t capture ya first.”
The ad disappears being replaced about something with food and a slight laugh escapes Sakusa, what. The. Fuck.
Why the hell does this person want to be captured? There’s a lot of available heroes now so capturing them won’t be a struggle.
He runs fingers through his hair desperate for something to do, he decides should his boss to investigate this new “villain”.
Putting on his hero outfit, which consisted of black pants, a slightly lighter black long sleeve shirt, a grey trench coat with a tool belt under it, and a simple black mask with a pair of matching gloves.
None of it screamed hero but that was the whole point of it.
He arrives in front of Meians office, slightly knocking the door he hears a “come in” before swiftly stepping inside.
Meian is looking over paperwork but spares a second to look up at Sakusa. “So, Sakusa. What brings you here this fine morning?” He takes a deep breath before requesting for this ridicule’s assignment.
“I’m here to request to search for the supposedly new villain on the rise.”
Meian looks back up at him with surprise on his face before letting a small laugh out.
“Never took you for one to go do something stupid.”
Sakusa shifts uncomfortably, “Yes but, I just want to see if this villain is a threat.”
Meian laughs again, louder this time.
“We both know this villain isn’t a threat if he’s putting an ad out there inviting heroes to come and capture him.”
He sighs, deeply annoyed. “Yes, I understand that,” he says tiredly. “I’m just bored with night patrol.”
Meian looks at him with a questioning glance, “Even if you have to get dirty?”
He shudders visibly at that, “Yes,” he says a little hesitant. “Even if I have to get dirty.”
He smiles at him, “Alright then! We know practically nothing about this villain except their located on the far west side of town!” Meian says enthusiastically while Sakusa glares at him.
He takes his leave and starts his trek to the far west side of town.
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Once he reaches the west side of town he teleports here and there searching for a sign on where the villain could be.
Then much to his surprise, he comes across a bright colorful sign with bold letters that says, “VILLIAN THIS WAY!” Glaring at the sign he huffs. Hunching his shoulders and shoving his hands deep into his pockets he walks quickly.
Following a few more signs he ends up in front of a warehouse. Not bothering with the probably filthy contaminated door handle he teleports inside.
The lights flicker slightly and sees a few more signs pointing to the left in the dim light, what kind of villain is THIS desperate to be captured? He thinks slightly unease.
As he walks he eyes everything, eyes flicking back and forth to make sure he doesn’t run into anything filthy or, even worse, get trapped in something filthy.
Which, sadly happens when he takes a few more steps.
A net hoist him up as he’s greeted with a loud laugh.
He searches for the cause of the laughter, finding nothing. He grunts in disgust before teleporting out of the net.
“Ah, so yer the hero Sakusa Kiyoomi?” The voice says, still breathy from all the laughing.
The villain was met with silence.
“Ya know,” the voice says now a lot closer. “Yer a lot more handsome in person.”
He jumps back in surprise at how close the voice had gotten. Scanning the area again he finds nothing until a finger taps his shoulder.
Whirling around he prepares for a fight, when he is met with a shit eating grin amused amber-brown eyes and egg yolk looking colored hair.
“No need to be so up tight omi-kun! I haven’t captured you yet, have I?” He taunts.
Sakusa glares at the villain not letting up his stance, “You’re not the one that’s going to be captured here.”
The so-called villain tsk before snapping his fingers teleporting them to a dungeon.
Well Sakusa in the dungeon and the villain outside of it.
He grins at the glaring Sakusa, “Don’t worry omi-kun! I made sure the room was up to your standard of cleanliness!” And with that he teleports to who knows where.
Sakusa grips the bars seething but immediately jumps back from pain. ‘That little jerk!’ Walking backwards from the bars he doesn’t even attempt to teleport knowing the pain would be much worse.
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Sitting taut on the mattress provided for him, he takes in his surroundings once more. A door leading to a bathroom fit for one person (not to mention the tons of cleaning supplies under the sink), the mattress in a corner, and a wardrobe.
He sighs mildly before plopping down onto mattress, ‘this is going to be a long night.’