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Sasha and the fucking Greek gods fuck shit up

Summary:

Basically the title

Strap in for a ride!!

Chapter 1: Let's start

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1:30 AM

Theonlysmartone added theteaisscalding and stokethefires to chat

 

Theonlysmartone renamed chat to archivescrew



Stokethefires : haha screw

 

Theonlysmartone : Tim, don't be a child, now gimmie as sec as i badger Jon for his username

 

Theteaisscalding changed his name to Martin

 

Stokethefires: marto it's only jon. This is the man who accidentally drank ink.

 

Martin : HE WHAT???

 

Theonlysmartone added firstmate

 

firstmate  changed name to Jonsims

 

Jonsims : Tim. You have 5

 

Stokethefires: 5 what?

 

Jonsims : 4

 

Stokethefires: shit

 

Martin: …. Wow

 

Theonlysmartone: I'm not surprised 

 

Martin: maybe we should stop them? So no-one complains about screaming?

 

Theonlysmartone: good Idea brb

 

2:30

 

Martin: tea anyone?

 

Theonlysmartone: oh please! May you make my Valarian tea?

 

Martin: of course!

 

Stokethefires:  sash you doing a ritual tonight?

 

Theonlysmartone: mhm. Been feeling off lately so maybe some guidance will help

 

Jonsims: Ritual?

 

Theonlysmartone: i practice witchcraft and no its not like in the movies. And a ritual is when I focus on it. Like a personal communion for Christians

 

Jonsims: ah I see. Wish you the best

 

Martin: that's so cool!



Sasha smiled at the phone rubbing her necklace.

Looking up she mutters a thanks to Martin 

"How are you faring Martin? With the worms and all."

Martin rubs his neck and smiles "I'm doing ok sash. It's just weird living here"

She nods. "If you want i can stay over tonight or you can sleep over at mine?"

"Oh! Nononono ill be fine Sasha don't worry!" Martin exclaims as he picked up the rest of the tea to deliver it



From Stokethefires to Martin

 

Stokethefires: We need to stop the Pining 

 

Martin: ??????

 

Stokethefires: WRONG PERSON. PLEASE IGNORE



From Stokethefires to Theonlysmartone 

 

Screenshot

 

Theonlysmartone: smooth recovery huh

 

Stokethefires:  I freaked out ok! There is a reason why you have your username Sasha James

 

Theonlysmartone:  Tim. By all that is ruled by Aphrodite. Do. Not. Set. Martin. And. Jon. Up.

 

Stokethefires: Fine! Fine! But if they don't speak to each other in 2 months we locking them in a closet 

 

Theonlysmartone: Tim… n o. I swear to all the greek gods if you do no more secret alcohol

 

Stokethefires:  you wouldn't dare

 

Theonlysmartone:   I would Timothy Stoker

>:3

 

Stokethefires: Fiiiiiine




Martin to Theonlysmartone 

 

Martin: whats with Tim? Is he playing matchmaker again?

 

Theonlysmartone: unfortunately yeah. I pity the poor souls. Anyways! Try and get some rest marto.

 

Martin: i will, I will. Later Sash.

 

Theonlysmartone: 😎👉👉



Sasha grabs her bags swinging them over her shoulder as she hurried home after grabbing a few groceries.

A deep sigh escapes her as she opened the door to her personal sanctuary and home, placing her groceries away she lit a few candles as she did some more research on a few more cases. Looking at the time she puts away all technology and wound her thick curled hair into a bun as she prepared. Laying out her circle she sat in the middle focusing on breath. Her steady breath guided into a calm meditation and candles flickered around her. 

Finishing up the necklace to give to Martin as protection she whispered a prayer "my lords. My lady's of Olympus may you guide me and those close to me. May you protect and do as you see fit. Accept my offerings as you see fit. So mote it be."




Martin to Theonlysmartone 

 

Martin: hey. Coming to the pub tomorrow?

 

Martin: shoot i forgot bout your ritual. Nvm we can talk tomorrow 

 

Theonlysmartone:  hey its ok. Sure! I'll definitely be there 

 

Martin: see you there Sash

 

Theonlysmartone: see ya