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Part 8 of A fan walks into a meta cafe...
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2011-12-09
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2011-12-09
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Death and Glory!

Summary:

Clan Urdnot acquired new, glorious mounts.
Two micro fics spawned by comments on Mass Effect Kink Meme.
Kakliosaurs. You read it here first!

Notes:

Mini side fill, originating from a comment:
"And now I'm stuck with the mental image of a krogan army mounted on Tarrasques.
Who cares about safe? Just point them into the general direction of the enemy, jab their hindquarters with a trident and watch them go on rampage. Each of them with one deliriously happy krogan on their back, who is shouting with joy and thinks that. this. is. awesome."

Chapter 1: Charge!

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The steady, rocking movement of the beast's stride only added to the glorious high Urdnot Wrex was in at that moment. He leaned against one of the massive spikes that stuck from Tarrasque's back and surveyed his cavalry.

A gross of orange behemoths, each with an Urdnot warrior on it's back, both of them roaring with rage and anticipation. They were ready.

"URDNOT!" Wrex yelled, addressing his troops. "CHARGE!"

He struck his beast on it's short, plated neck with a varren prod.

The Tarrasque bucked up and rushed forward, stomping on the battlefield, turning the first Reaper that stood in its way into dust.

"On the ground, now!" he heard Urdnot Grunt yell. The whelp already mowed through two more machines.

He prodded his beast again.

It was glorious. It was AWESOME!

They were a match made in heaven!