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tina's phone vibrated for perhaps the millionth time that night, as little muffin insistently pestered her to video call her
i'm trying to finish chem homework here leave me alone, tina typed into the chatbox, hoping little muffin would get the memo and leave her the fuck alone.
unfortunately, the message was only met with another series of vibrations, and tina let out an audible groan of annoyance. it's true, she was catching up on homework, the god awful chemistry teacher wouldn't give the students a break and she was stressed out. very stressed out.
so she kept her head down, pushed the phone to the side of the table and went back to doing chemistry homeeeork. brain damage
If you keep ignoring me I'll show up to your house!! Just you wait. >:(, little muffin had said five minutes prior. tina hadn't thought much of it, until the window to her room shattered all of a sudden hhaha what thE FUCK
a single rock landed with a thud on the floor, and tina's mind raced a mile a minute, trying to process how the hell, what the hell just happened two seconds ago?????????
tina crouched in the recesses of her room, keeping her head out the window's scope, so as to avoid getting hit by another flying rock. also according to common sense, rocks do not fly in through your window at four fucking am randomly. it just doesn't happen.
and while she was still taking her sweet time to overthink, somebody shouted from outside, "TINA! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!"
tina went completely still, mind frozen in shock. how'd they know her name?? why did they sound a lot like little muffin??? maaaan it must be her nighttime delusions getting to her hahahahah
and then she did something very stupid. she stood up, poked her face out of the splintered hole in the glass and bellowed, "HELLO THERE KIND STRANGER! WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE ON THIS FINE NIGHT?"
huh. maybe she'd spent too much time analyzing william shakespeare's poems.
there was a blur of black and brown, the quiet rustling of footsteps and tina felt herself being enveloped in a hug.
"tinaaaaa!! i've been wanting to meet you for so long! also your hair smells nice what conditioner do you use" little muffin said. wait little muffin what???? where huh did you book a plane ticket and fly here in five minutes what is it because of your psychic powers whAt??
"why did you pull out of the goddamn window like that man. i scraped my wrist on the side of the window and also i have a broken neck now are you gonna call an ambulance or something" tina mumbled.
"i do not give a shit! :D" little muffin smiled brightly. "now i am going to kidnap you and bring you home so the school will think you're dead and i can see you every day :DDD best friends forever :DDDDD"
tina did not object as school was indeed killing her, and so was this goddamn broken bone in her neck
stockholm syndrome