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1. if you wanted the moon (i would give you my heart) by raggety

   Fandoms: The Mighty Boosh (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Underage Sex, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   20 Feb 2022

   Tags

   • Underage Sex
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Howard Moon/Vince Noir
   • Vince Noir
   • Howard Moon
   • Leroy (Mighty Boosh)
   • Marcus Hoffman
   • Dixon Bainbridge
   • Horace (Mighty Boosh)
   • Bob Fossil
   • Bryan Ferry
   • "My wife Alan" (Mighty Boosh)
   • "Pencil Case Girl"
   • Joycie Banacek
   • Trisha (Mighty Boosh)
   • Naboo
   • Saboo
   • Bollo (Mighty Boosh)
   • au: college
   • Teacher-Student Relationship
   • Eventual Romance
   • hypocritical homophobic slurs
   • Mutual Pining
   • Angst
   • Forbidden Love
   • Canonical Character Death
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Dating
   • Jealousy
   • Idiots in Love
   • Shameless Smut
   • Explicit Consent
   • Size Kink
   • Age Difference
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Tooth-Rotting Fluff
   • Anal Sex
   • let Trisha LIVE!!!!
   • Nightmares
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Car Accidents
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Foster Care
   • Family
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Blackmail
   • brief mention of suicidal thoughts
   • the bad part is only for a short while
   • I promise
   • Boys In Love
   • Helping each other heal
   • Mental Health Issues
   • Past Suicide Attempt
   • Violence
   • it takes a village to save these two idiots
   • Psychologists & Psychiatrists
   • accidental songfic
   • Happy Ending

   Summary

   Vince Noir, a confident, sexually experienced student, meets a shy, lonely supply teacher named Howard Moon at a sixth form college in South London. One thinks he will never fall in love. The other believes he is incapable of being loved. They're both wrong.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   182,595

   Chapters:

   31/31

   Comments:

   109

   Kudos:

   97

   Bookmarks:

   11

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