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Poor poor E-wa. Always having to deal with Oi boy. So much struggle, so much effort. Oi boy was of the fur. A rac rac, indeed he was. He has no hour of day without fur. Morning, fur, afternoon, fur, night, fur. Always fur. E-wa no like. For he no fur. Very anti fur he was. In the middle of night, Oi boy be in trash. LOUD NOISE! VERY LOUD NOISE OUTSIDE COME! Wakey wakey E-wa did. Grab a bottle of spray. Did a walkie jig to the garbage can outside house. Did spray spray to Oi boy, Oi boy scram out of trash, hiss he did. Oi boy is a very very scary rac rac. But whats this? Rac rac Oi boy has gun!! E-wa take cover, he no want to get ba da bopped. Oi boy ran into woods to be with rac rac brethren. Oi boy free boy.