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arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling centaursTesticle [CT]
AC: :33 < *ac pokes her meowrail with a friendly cyber poke*
AC: :33 < *ac initiates mega pokegr33t to her furvourite meowrail!
CT: D --> I am your only moirail, Nepeta
AC: :33 < aww, come on! its too late to be working, rolepurray with me!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < yes
CT: D --> Nepeta, I am very busy
AC: :33 < youve b33n BUSY all day, take a break!
CT: D --> No
AC: :33 < :(
CT: D --> Your lack of manners is quite disturbing
CT: D --> Are you still fraternising with the lowb100ds, in spite of my countless warnings
AC: :33 < thats got nothing to do with anything! i just wanted to taaaalk >:33
CT: D --> It has got everything to do with everything, Nepeta, and I wish you'd stop it
AC: :33 < you know I'm a 'lowb100d' right?
CT: D --> I am not e%plaining this again
AC: :33 < what's up? you're supurr grumpy today! big sweaty grumpuss!
CT: D --> I just
CT: D --> Want to work
CT: D --> That's all
AC: :33 < are you suuure?
CT: D --> Quite sure
AC: :33 < *ac's meowrail senses twitch, sensing lies and b100 feelings. something is bothering her favourite meowrail!*
CT: D --> Again
AC: :33 < ?
CT: D --> Nevermind
CT: D --> 100k. I really can't talk right now. I have a lot of work requiring the utmost care to attend to
AC: :33 < then why are you online hmm? :33
CT: D --> I am not discussing this
AC: :33 < i'm just trying to be a good meowrail, booo!
CT: D --> And part of being a good moirail, Nepeta, is recognising when a moirail is % and to give him space to work in peace and quiet
CT: D --> Nepeta
CT: D --> Hello
AC: :33 < isnt it quiet enough already over there?
CT: D --> Nepeta
CT: D --> Do not sign off
CT: D --> Wait. I'm sorry
CT: D --> I know you are only doing your duty
AC: :33 < its not about duuuuty
AC: :33 < *ac’s big sweaty STRONG meowrail is feeling b100, so she wants to help him feel better!*
CT: D --> I'll take that as a compliment
AC: :33 < it WAS a compliment :33
CT: D --> 100k, I'm sorry. My mood has been quite black of late
AC: :33 < you mean b100 :33
CT: D --> No, black
AC: :33 < what does that mean?
CT: D --> It means poor. Very bad
AC: :33 < oh no!!
AC: :33 < *ac begins making emergency purrperations to visit her sad meowrail*
CT: D --> Nepeta no
AC: :33 < Nepeta yes!!
AC: :33 < *ac estimates she will reach ct's hive by….*
AC: :33 < umm
CT: D --> No. I forbid it
AC: :33 < why?
CT: D --> The journey is too dangerous
AC: :33 < hey I'm a hunter, remember? i can beat up anything in my way! rawrrr >:33
CT: D --> It’s not just the journey
AC: what is it then?
CT: D --> It’s me
AC: :33 < what?? youd nefurr hurt me Equius!
CT: D --> No, never
CT: D --> Not intentionally
CT: D --> But that is the problem
CT: D --> In my current state, I would not be able to guarantee your wellbeing. An accident could happen and
CT: D --> As your moirail, it would be unacceptable to allow you to take a risk with such unstable odds
AC: :33 < i thought you liked big frisks? :33
CT: D --> I like them for me
CT: D --> There is a difference
CT: D --> In any case, I will not have my black-fuelled STRENGTH risk our moirallegiance
AC: :33 < awww
AC: :33 < *ac gives ct a big furry cyber hug!*
CT: D --> “Equius gratefully accepts Nepeta’s cyber hug.”
AC: :33 < yaay :33
AC: :33 < also not to be mean but youre only meant to use sp33ch marks when youre actually speaking in rolepurray, not when youre describing stuff
AC: :33 < other than that, youre doing supurr great :33
CT: D --> You know
CT: D --> This morning, I fell out of bed
AC: :33 < omg are you ok???
CT: D --> I am fine. My f100r is not.
AC: :33 < oh
CT: D --> I also crushed the glass of milk Aurthor gave me after training
AC: :33 < is your hand ok???
CT: D --> Yes
AC: :33 < why not make a cup out of something you can’t break? like the stuff you make robots out of
CT: D --> A b100b100d should be able to hold a cup regardless of what it is made of
CT: D --> It requires STRONG concentration
CT: D --> STRENGTH I do not possess
AC: :33 < not NOW maybe, but you will someday!
CT: D --> Let me finish
AC: :33 < oh sorry
CT: D --> I papped Aurthor to apologise. It was the gentlest, most careful pap in the long, noble history of b100b100d paps
CT: D --> I'm not even sure I used all five fingers
CT: D --> But I hurt him
CT: D --> I didn't mean to
AC: :33 < of course you didn't!
CT: D --> In my hive, everything is scheduled and timed. Yet still, silly, unacceptable accidents continue to occur
CT: D --> It isn't normal
AC: :33 < aww, im sorry :(
AC: :33 < hey, i can help you! all you need to do is reign in your strength, right? i can teach you to hunt! hunting requires a looot of careful moves and plans. youd like it!
AC: :33 < hehe, *reign*
CT: D --> Why do you think I spend day and night working and fighting
CT: D --> Besides which, hunting is a lowb100d activity
AC: :33 < again with that stupid stuff! why do you go on so much about something that doesn't even matter??
CT: D --> Because it does matter
AC: :33 < why?
CT: D --> Because I am a b100b100d, of course
AC: :33 < Equius come onnn, you know theres more to it than that!!
AC: :33 < you never expurress yourself properly
AC: :33 < im 90 purrcent sure thats why you sweat so much!
CT: D --> Nonsense, I sweat because I engage in vigorous daily activities
AC: :33 < so youre not sweating right now?
AC: :33 < hmmmm?
CT: D --> It is hot tonight
AC: :33 < has no one told you how crap you are at lying X33
CT: D --> Language, Nepeta
AC: :33 < oh shoosh! come on let's have a digital f33lings jam!
AC: :33 < youve got all these black f33lings but all you're doing is sweating and furreaking out
AC: :33 < and since you won't let me come to you, this is the next best thing!
AC: :33 < come on! let it allll out!
AC: :33 < im waiting!
CT: D --> Fine
CT: D --> Darn it
CT: D --> E%cuse my language
AC: :33 < dont sweat it!
AC: :33 < fipurratively
CT: D → You mean 'figuratively'
AC: :33 < yes
CT: D --> Give me a few moments to collect my thoughts
AC: :33 < take your time :33
CT: D --> Alright
CT: D --> Nepeta
CT: D --> I don't understand
CT: D --> I am a b100b100d
CT: D --> I am a b100b100d who cannot control his STRENGTH. I cannot join the noble ranks of the ARCHERADICATORS because bows break like kindling in my hands
CT: D --> I am a b100b100d full of such unseemly, boiling rage, every single day that smashing metal only quells it so much and for so long
CT: D --> This is the path meant for me yet it is so difficult to walk and I cannot understand why
CT: D --> Darn it all
CT: D --> E%cuse me
AC: :33 < nooo, no excusing!!
AC: :33 < come on!
AC: :33 < all those nasty black f33lings, let em alllll go!
AC: :33 < on the count of thr33!
AC: :33 < ONE
AC: :33 < TWO
AC: :33 < THR33
CT: D --> FU
centaursTesticle [CT] has left the chat
AC: :33 < Equius?
AC: :33 < you there?
AC: :33 < hello? are you ok??
centaursTesticle [CT] has joined the chat
CT: D --> Yes
AC: :33 < omg I was so worried!!!
CT: D --> Apologies. I broke my keyboard, so I had to procure another
AC: :33 < oh no I'm sorry!!
CT: D --> It's fine. I have some spare in case of accidents
CT: D --> I also broke my desk.
CT: D --> What did I type back there
CT: D --> Oh God
CT: D --> Nepeta why did you make me slip so
CT: D --> 100k at it. I almost spewed the most vile, depraved, unacceptable word imaginable
CT: D --> I whined like a miserable sea-grub
CT: D --> This is the disgrace I was talking about Nepeta goshdarn you
AC: :33 < no Equius, that was good! you expressed your black f33lings! and you didn’t hurt anybody!
AC: :33 < yeah there was a bit of collapurral damage, but we can work on that too :33
CT: D --> Nepeta
CT: D --> Please
CT: D --> I just want something about me to be right
CT: D --> It is right
CT: D --> I am, that is
CT: D --> The haemospectrum is a hard path to tread, but for those who rebel it is e%ponentially more so
CT: D --> And as your moirail, allowing you to suffer needlessly like those before us would be a gross failure on my part
CT: D --> Do you understand
CT: D --> I am not angry with you, Nepeta. Even highb100ds like myself struggle with the truth, as I evidently am
AC: :33 < hey, even best meowrails like us don't agr33 on efurrything!
CT: D --> That's true
AC: :33 < sorry
CT: D --> What for
AC: :33 < i didn't mean to poke you so hard. when my meowrailsenses start tingling, i pounce!
CT: D --> It's alright. I thank you for your understanding on the matter
CT: D --> But please, do not provoke such outbursts like that again
AC: :33 < OK, but you got a looot of black feelings to work out
CT: D --> Yes
CT: D --> I have not vocally e%pressed them to another troll before
AC: :33 < wow
AC: :33 < so you’ve been keeping all that in for six solar sw33ps??
AC: :33 < that’s terrible :(
CT: D --> It was unpleasant, yes
CT: D --> But I am STRONG in mind, at least
AC: :33 < still, there’s only so much a troll can take!
CT: D --> Don't worry
CT: D --> My b100d will out
CT: D --> Someday
AC: :33 < im glad you shared your f33lings with me :33
AC: :33 < can I tell you something?
CT: D --> Go ahead
AC: :33 < when we talk, i don’t think of you as a blue blood
CT: D --> What? How can you say such a thing? I am a b100b100d
AC: :33 < i don’t mean it like that
CT: D --> How do you mean it then
AC: :33 < i mean, even if you use ‘100d language’, or you cant do archery, or you cant pap things like other bluebloods, i still like you because youre my Equius
AC: :33 < when we talk, i feel like all the hard and mean stuff in the world doesnt matter, because im having fun with you :33
AC: :33 < dont beat yourself up about what you should or shouldnt be
AC: :33 < be what makes you happy :33
CT: D --> I'm not quite sure I follow
CT: D --> I mean, I think I know what you're getting at, but I feel a significant uneasiness that is preventing full absorption of your meaning
CT: D --> I have a lot to think about
AC: :33 < sorry, i just had to get it out X33
CT: D --> It's alright
CT: D --> Thank you
CT: D --> My mood is quite lifted
CT: D --> You are a good moirail, Nepeta
AC: :33 < RAWRRR BEST MEOWRAIL EVER!!
CT: D --> Heh. Indeed
AC: :33 < Equius
CT: D --> What is it
AC: :33 < *ac wishes she could just pounce right through her screen and hug ct furreals! Then she would pap him and shoosh him all night long!*
CT: D --> I
CT: D --> *Equius wishes she could too.*
AC: :33 < awww
AC: :33 < hehe
AC: :33 < sorry, we can stop if you've got stuff to do
AC: :33 < ive kept you up a long time :33
CT: D --> It's fine. I finished my work hours ago
AC: :33 < ooo i smell another f33lings jam!!
CT: D --> Your nose is never wrong