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Yuletide 2011
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Published:
2011-12-19
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2011-12-19
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14/14
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The Cat, the Boîte, and the Christmas Pudding

Summary:

The Look Around You Christmas Special is very special indeed. But the Beeb refuse to air it? What can our intrepid scientists possibly do in these most dire of circumstances? Will education and science save the day, providing world peace and sliced bread for all? What could possibly go wrong? Open up some eggnog, don your lead-lined labcoat, and tune it at 3pm on Christmas Day to find out.

Oh, and don't forget your pencil, geiger-counter and Heller apparatus. Note that down in your copybook....

Notes:

Featuring script-excerpts discovered in the wreckage of a house near Winchester.

Chapter 1: I - Title Sequence

Chapter Text

THE SCREEN DISPLAYS THE STANDARD IMAGE OF THE TELEVISION FOR SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES ONE-MINUTE COUNTDOWN CLOCK. GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS. AN ACCOMPANYING PERCUSSIONIST IS RINGING SLEIGH-BELLS IN A RHYTHM WHICH DOESN'T QUITE MATCH THE TUNE PLAYED ON GUITAR. THE TEXT BENEATH THE CLOCK READS: LOOK AROUND YOU [ line break ] follows shortly

 

THE CAMERA SHOWS US FINGERS TYPING ON A KEYBOARD, THEN RISES TO A SHOT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN. THE PROGRAMMER HAS TYPED THE FOLLOWING LINES OF BASIC, AND WE OBSERVE IT BEING ADDED TO FROM THE LINE BEGINNING 160

 

110 REPEAT

120 PRINT “LOOK AROUND YOU”;

130 UNTIL CLOCK$ =CHRISTMAS$

140 COLOUR 0

150 COLOUR 129

160 PRINT “MERRY CHRISTMAS!”;

170 GOTO 160

RUN

 

WE SEE THE PROGRAMMER HIT RETURN. THE SCREEN FILLS UP WITH WALL OF TEXT , AND THEN ABRUPTLY THE COLOUR INVERTS AND THE TEXT CHANGES FROM LOOK AROUND YOU TO MERRY CHRISTMAS. FAKE SNOWFLAKES ARE SUPERIMPOSED ON THE SCREEN AS THE  LOOK AROUND YOU TITLE TEXT  SCROLLS IN FIRST FROM LEFT AND RIGHT, THEN EXPANDING INTO VIEW FROM THE CENTRE.