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7:39 PM- Human World Manor
Lucifer, walking into the kitchen where Beel is snacking: Beel, have you seen MC? It’s past 7:30, and dinner isn’t ready.
Beel: MC left. They were watching TV before running out of the door.
Lucifer, aura rising: Well, I suppose a punishment is in order-
MC, kicking the door for help: I’m back, and I bought pizza!
Beel, runs to the door and opens it: You had me at pizza.
MC, carrying 20 boxes of pizza, 5 boxes of cheese bread and a bag with Asmo’s salad: Thanks, Beel!
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7:45 PM
Mammon, sitting in the living room for movie night: Finally! I’m starving. What kind of pizza did you get?
MC: It’s something you’ve never had before, something only humans would be chaotic enough to create.
Lucifer, opening the first box: MC, I swear, if you got pineapple pizza, I-
Lucifer, sighing and pinching his nose: MC, what the FUCK is this?
MC, grinning from ear to ear: It’s pizza! Pretzel crust pizza. It’s a pretzel with salt on the outside with liquid cheese sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. It sounds disgusting, but it’s the best thing that has ever been created.
Belphie: Okay, but WHY did you get 15 boxes of it???
Beel, drooling and grabbing 10 boxes for himself: That sounds fantastic.
Asmo: Yuck! Honey, just think of the grease and the sodium in those things. You’re going to have a heart attack. Thank Diavolo you got my salad.
Levi: Whatever. At least I still got my veggie pizza.
MC: Oh come on!!! You gotta try it. It’s to DIE for. Please~?
Satan, frowning: Fine… but just one.
Beel, eats 3 slices at once, tears in his eyes: MC, I wanna marry you.
Mammon: Tears, really? It can’t be that good. ………. Oh shit.
Belphie, curled up with 4 slices: Okay this is worth it.
Levi, angrily taking 2 slices: Hey, don’t take a box for yourself!
Satan, genuinely surprised: Hmm. Not bad. The cheese sauce and pepperoni work surprisingly well…
Lucifer: This is extremely unhealthy. ……You’re safe this time, but don’t expect another pass MC.
Asmo, sighs, taking the smallest slice: Have you all lost your minds? That will be awful for your pores! I’ll take a tiny one to make you happy, but that’s it. I have to keep up this regimen.
MC: Of course, King!
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7:50 PM
MC, talking about the movie: Oh, come on! That plan won’t work at all!
Levi: I didn’t realize Mammon was in this movie.
Mammon: Oi! Are ya calling me dumb again?!?
Asmo: *grabs one more slice when no one is looking*