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Midnight Snacking

Summary:

MC is caught having a midnight snack.

Notes:

guess who does this and gets caught all the time :D

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Lucifer

  • Does not care at all
  • He's up late because he's working late 
  • He goes down to the kitchen to fetch more coffee and he sees the light on and he sighs
  • Is Beel raiding the stocks again? 
  • He was about to start his older brother monologue when he realizes it's not Beel
  • It was you
  • You were sitting cross-legged in front of the cupboard and you were eating raw powdered milk 
  • What. The. Fuck. 
  • You turn at the sound of his shoes and you lock eyes with each other
  • The spoon was halfway to your mouth when he caught you
  • Awkward Silence™
  • You blink. He blinks back. 
  • You slowly offer him the spoon and he shakes his head. 
  • He goes to make the coffee and you stand up from your sitting position.
  • You sit on a stool, leaning on his shoulder as he waits for his coffee
  • "Not that I am judging you but why powdered milk?"
  • "It's… I don't know. I just like it." 
  • He nods silently and then he takes his coffee back to his office
  • This tends to happen a lot and he doesn't care

Mammon

  • Will freak the fuck out
  • Mammon is a heavy sleeper
  • The only time he will ever get up is when he needs to pee or he needs to drink water
  • One night he woke up, groggy and shit because he was tired from a modeling gig
  • He went to the kitchen to get some water because for some reason he was thirsty af
  • He didn't bother to open the lights because it's just water.
  • You thought he saw you in all that darkness 
  • Until- CRUNCH
  • HE JUMPS A MILE HIGH AND THE GLASS SHATTERS AND HE'S SCREAMING AND YOU'RE SCREAMING 
  • "WHO'S THERE?! I'M WARNING YOU! I KNOW BEEL AND HE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT!" 
  • There was silence and he clumsily tries to open the lights
  • When he sees you sitting at the counter with a bag of chips he's just DONE™
  • "what the hell are ya doin' scarin' the crap outta me?!" 
  • "I thought you saw me!"
  • "It was pitch black!"
  • The two of you suddenly hear footsteps and oh no it's Lucifer
  • "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"
  • you parkour your way out of the kitchen and he's just left there to receive Lucifer's scolding

Leviathan 

  • Freaks the fuck out 2.0
  • He's used to sneaking off into the kitchen for a midnight snack
  • He's used to staying up late because Anime Marathon™ or he's so into a game he forgot about the time
  • He walks into the kitchen nonchalantly because he's just used to it
  • When he turns around and spots you sitting by the table eating 
  • He screams and drops his food and it will take ten to fifteen minutes before he realizes that it was you and not some kind of intruder
  • You just look back at him while eating and offer him some chips
  • "I-I'm good." 
  • You continue eating and for some reason, he crab walks away from the kitchen
  • He just takes a bunch of snacks and drinks to his room the next time he's doing a marathon or whatever

Satan 

  • Pretty chill
  • He usually has a good sleep schedule until there's a good book that he can't put down
  • Or a detective mystery series that he has to finish
  • He goes down to the kitchen one night to make some tea and maybe grab a few cookies when he sees you
  • You literally got your hand in the cookie jar as you lock eyes with him
  • Silence™
  • Polite greetings and understanding nods
  • He goes to make his tea when he realizes something…
  • "Is… Is your hand stuck in the jar?"
  • ".......... Yes." 
  • He sighs and helps you out and takes some for himself before you finish them all
  • He then offers if you want to go and watch some detective series with him
  • So you and him go up to his room 

Asmodeus

  • Go the f*ck to sleep MC! 
  • Asmo has a very precise sleep schedule 
  • It's because sleep is important in having healthy and youthful skin SHAME ON YOU WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
  • tho, once or twice, Asmo will come home late because he's out in some club
  • The day he caught you in the kitchen was one of those nights 
  • "IT'S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?"
  • "WHY ARE YOU JUST COMING HOME?"
  • point taken™
  • He gets ready for bed and does all the skincare routine and goes back down to fetch water and YOU'RE STILL THERE EATING
  • MC, GO TO SLEEP DAMN IT
  • "But I'm hungry." 
  • He pulls you away from whatever it is you're eating and lectures you how unhealthy that is and blah blah blah
  • When he sees you again another night he just gives up™

Beelzebub 

  • Midnight Snack Buddies!!! 
  • Seriously. This is Beel. When he sees you for the first time in the kitchen in the middle of the night snacking he's surprised 
  • But then he smiles and offers you more food
  • And holy shit he has a secret stash somewhere and now you know about it and it becomes your secret stash too
  • The two of you stock food there and whenever you're hungry you just take from that stock
  • The stock consists of cookies and chips to ramen to full-blown rice meals that you can just heat up
  • You and Beel occasionally go down together 
  • One time you were feeling hungry and when you open your door you see Beel was just about to knock
  • Cue uncontrollable laughter before the two of you head to the kitchen 
  • You also have a lot of ice cream in the freezer
  • Beel usually cooks for you and sometimes it's the other way around
  • Late! Night! Talks! 
  • Your midnight snack sessions are full of it! Stories and secrets are shared and you and Beel are sworn to only tell each other these kinds of things
  • Sometimes when you're full because of eating you end up sleeping in his room and sometimes he ends up sleeping in yours
  • "Where's Beel?" , "Probably in MC's room again."
  • "Where's MC?", "Probably in Beel's room again."
  • The brothers are jealous™

Belphegor

  • Doesn't care. 
  • He's asleep. How tf do you expect him to get up from the bed. 
  • Well, he does. Once or twice. 
  • It's because the two of you were sleeping and you suddenly disappeared and now he's angy
  • He storms out of your room and looks for you, getting angrier when he can't find you
  • Until he sees the lights in the kitchen
  • He walks in and there you were, making ramen. 
  • "What the fuck are you doing?"
  • You turn around in surprise because you didn't think that he'd wake up and catch you
  • "I was hungry."
  • He sighs and compares you to Beel. 
  • He sits on the counter and waits for you to finish cooking and by the time you're done eating he's already asleep
  • You had to wake Beel up so he can carry Belphie back to your room
  • The next time it happens he notices you and Beel were gone and he just sighs because he knew™
  • He goes down to see the two of you cooking something like a fucking full-course meal and he just sits there to watch you both
  • You feed him sometimes because he's just like a child because he's sleepy- "Damn it go back to bed after this istg."
  • Beel has to carry him back to their room again