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Lucifer
- Does not care at all
- He's up late because he's working late
- He goes down to the kitchen to fetch more coffee and he sees the light on and he sighs
- Is Beel raiding the stocks again?
- He was about to start his older brother monologue when he realizes it's not Beel
- It was you
- You were sitting cross-legged in front of the cupboard and you were eating raw powdered milk
- What. The. Fuck.
- You turn at the sound of his shoes and you lock eyes with each other
- The spoon was halfway to your mouth when he caught you
- Awkward Silence™
- You blink. He blinks back.
- You slowly offer him the spoon and he shakes his head.
- He goes to make the coffee and you stand up from your sitting position.
- You sit on a stool, leaning on his shoulder as he waits for his coffee
- "Not that I am judging you but why powdered milk?"
- "It's… I don't know. I just like it."
- He nods silently and then he takes his coffee back to his office
- This tends to happen a lot and he doesn't care
Mammon
- Will freak the fuck out
- Mammon is a heavy sleeper
- The only time he will ever get up is when he needs to pee or he needs to drink water
- One night he woke up, groggy and shit because he was tired from a modeling gig
- He went to the kitchen to get some water because for some reason he was thirsty af
- He didn't bother to open the lights because it's just water.
- You thought he saw you in all that darkness
- Until- CRUNCH
- HE JUMPS A MILE HIGH AND THE GLASS SHATTERS AND HE'S SCREAMING AND YOU'RE SCREAMING
- "WHO'S THERE?! I'M WARNING YOU! I KNOW BEEL AND HE KNOWS HOW TO FIGHT!"
- There was silence and he clumsily tries to open the lights
- When he sees you sitting at the counter with a bag of chips he's just DONE™
- "what the hell are ya doin' scarin' the crap outta me?!"
- "I thought you saw me!"
- "It was pitch black!"
- The two of you suddenly hear footsteps and oh no it's Lucifer
- "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!"
- you parkour your way out of the kitchen and he's just left there to receive Lucifer's scolding
Leviathan
- Freaks the fuck out 2.0
- He's used to sneaking off into the kitchen for a midnight snack
- He's used to staying up late because Anime Marathon™ or he's so into a game he forgot about the time
- He walks into the kitchen nonchalantly because he's just used to it
- When he turns around and spots you sitting by the table eating
- He screams and drops his food and it will take ten to fifteen minutes before he realizes that it was you and not some kind of intruder
- You just look back at him while eating and offer him some chips
- "I-I'm good."
- You continue eating and for some reason, he crab walks away from the kitchen
- He just takes a bunch of snacks and drinks to his room the next time he's doing a marathon or whatever
Satan
- Pretty chill
- He usually has a good sleep schedule until there's a good book that he can't put down
- Or a detective mystery series that he has to finish
- He goes down to the kitchen one night to make some tea and maybe grab a few cookies when he sees you
- You literally got your hand in the cookie jar as you lock eyes with him
- Silence™
- Polite greetings and understanding nods
- He goes to make his tea when he realizes something…
- "Is… Is your hand stuck in the jar?"
- ".......... Yes."
- He sighs and helps you out and takes some for himself before you finish them all
- He then offers if you want to go and watch some detective series with him
- So you and him go up to his room
Asmodeus
- Go the f*ck to sleep MC!
- Asmo has a very precise sleep schedule
- It's because sleep is important in having healthy and youthful skin SHAME ON YOU WHY ARE YOU AWAKE AT THIS HOUR
- tho, once or twice, Asmo will come home late because he's out in some club
- The day he caught you in the kitchen was one of those nights
- "IT'S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU STILL UP?"
- "WHY ARE YOU JUST COMING HOME?"
- point taken™
- He gets ready for bed and does all the skincare routine and goes back down to fetch water and YOU'RE STILL THERE EATING
- MC, GO TO SLEEP DAMN IT
- "But I'm hungry."
- He pulls you away from whatever it is you're eating and lectures you how unhealthy that is and blah blah blah
- When he sees you again another night he just gives up™
Beelzebub
- Midnight Snack Buddies!!!
- Seriously. This is Beel. When he sees you for the first time in the kitchen in the middle of the night snacking he's surprised
- But then he smiles and offers you more food
- And holy shit he has a secret stash somewhere and now you know about it and it becomes your secret stash too
- The two of you stock food there and whenever you're hungry you just take from that stock
- The stock consists of cookies and chips to ramen to full-blown rice meals that you can just heat up
- You and Beel occasionally go down together
- One time you were feeling hungry and when you open your door you see Beel was just about to knock
- Cue uncontrollable laughter before the two of you head to the kitchen
- You also have a lot of ice cream in the freezer
- Beel usually cooks for you and sometimes it's the other way around
- Late! Night! Talks!
- Your midnight snack sessions are full of it! Stories and secrets are shared and you and Beel are sworn to only tell each other these kinds of things
- Sometimes when you're full because of eating you end up sleeping in his room and sometimes he ends up sleeping in yours
- "Where's Beel?" , "Probably in MC's room again."
- "Where's MC?", "Probably in Beel's room again."
- The brothers are jealous™
Belphegor
- Doesn't care.
- He's asleep. How tf do you expect him to get up from the bed.
- Well, he does. Once or twice.
- It's because the two of you were sleeping and you suddenly disappeared and now he's angy
- He storms out of your room and looks for you, getting angrier when he can't find you
- Until he sees the lights in the kitchen
- He walks in and there you were, making ramen.
- "What the fuck are you doing?"
- You turn around in surprise because you didn't think that he'd wake up and catch you
- "I was hungry."
- He sighs and compares you to Beel.
- He sits on the counter and waits for you to finish cooking and by the time you're done eating he's already asleep
- You had to wake Beel up so he can carry Belphie back to your room
- The next time it happens he notices you and Beel were gone and he just sighs because he knew™
- He goes down to see the two of you cooking something like a fucking full-course meal and he just sits there to watch you both
- You feed him sometimes because he's just like a child because he's sleepy- "Damn it go back to bed after this istg."
- Beel has to carry him back to their room again
