Chapter Text
Oikawa Tooru adds, Shirabu,
Kageyama, Iwaizumi, Kenma, and Bokuto
Oikawa Tooru changes is name to “Grand Prince”
Grand Prince: ; ) hello fellow age regressors
Iwaizumi: what the hell is this, shittykawa?
Grand Prince changes Iwaizumi’s name to “Lil Hajime”
Grand Prince: a group chat for us fellow age regressors
Bokuto: : O really???!!?!
Grand Prince: yes of course baby owl
Kageyama: ? ? ?
Grand Prince: I wouldn’t have added you Tobio-Chan but Refreshing-Kun told me to
Grand prince changes kageyama’s name to “Tobio-Chan”
Grand prince changes Bokuto name to “Baby Owl”
Baby Owl: I love it kawa!!!
Tobio-Chan: Refreshing-Kun?
Lil Hajime: your vice captain
Tobio-Chan: you talked to Suga-San???
Grand Prince: of course I did! I need to check on my little Kohai every few weeks
Grand Prince: can’t let what happened last time I left you alone for two years
Tobio-Chan: shut up
Shirabu: Oikawa can I invite one of my caregivers?
Grand Prince: who?
Shirabu: Ushijima
Grand Prince: NOOOOOOO
Grand Prince: DO NOT ADD HIM
Grand Prince changes Shirabu’s name to “Bratty Bunny”
Grand Prince changes Tobio-Chan’s name to “Brat Tobio-Chan”
Lil Hajime: real original oikawa
Baby Owl: I love the names prince kawa!!!
Bunny Brat: more like oinkawa
Kenma: that’s funny
Kenma deleted his message
Baby Owl: KENMA?????
Baby Owl: YOU ARE HERE TOO???
Bratty Bunny: he’s not
Grand Prince: All of you shut up we have some rules here
Grand Prince: stop glaring at your phone Tobio I can feel your creepy eyes through my screen
Brat Tobio-Chan: I can’t believe Suga did this
Brat Tobio-Chan: he was my favorite cg and I can’t replace him cause he’s the best
Lil Hajime: I think you’re thinking too much about this Kageyama
Brat Tobio-Chan: Hinata’s too loud, and so is Tanaka and Nishnoya. Suga was the best but he replaced me
Bratty Bunny: you’re fine, anyways take Goshiki
Baby Owl: Yama Yama I can share A-Dog!!!
Brat Tobio-Chan: really?
Lil Hajime: good going jerkkawa you forced kageyama to regress
Grand Prince: I didn’t mean to!!!!
Baby Owl: yes of course! Kaashi reads the best stories and gives great hugs!
Bratty Bunny: my offer for Goshiki still stands. I can even add a middle blocker
Kenma: you can take Kuroo too
Grand King: Tobio is really making a harem of caregivers
Grand King: and I sorry I guess for making you regress
Brat Tobio-Chan: it’s okay kawa-san
Bratty Bunny: Oinkawa-San
Grand Prince: stop it!!
Bratty Bunny: Oinkawa-San
Lil Hajime: Oinkawa-San
Baby Owl: Oinkawa-San!!!! (･ั(00)･ั)
Kenma: Oinkawa-San
Brat Tobio-Chan: {png}
Lil Hajime: that’s a very cute stuffed toy pig you have there Kageyama
Brat Tobio-Chan: thank you iwa-san! Her name is Momoiro
Baby Owl: her name is pink???
Baby Owl: I love it kageyama!!!
Bratty Bunny: name it Tooru
Lil Hajime: I second that
Kenma: third it
Kenma deleted his message
Grand Prince: stop deleting your messages Kenma!!!!! (੭•̀ω•́)੭̸
Kenma: no
Bratty Bunny: (#＞（●●）＜#) it’s angry oikawa
Grand Prince: STOP IT!!!!!!
Grand Prince: Hajime tell them to stop!!!!!!
Lil Hajime: oh he’s regresses too
Grand King: am not
Brat Tobio-Chan: kawa pigs are pretty cool though!
Grand Kawa: I hate you all
Baby Owl: Oikawa nooooo!!!!!
Grand Kawa: expect the owl but the rest of you guys I hate
Lil Hajime: you are so dramatic Tooru. Do you want me to come over?
Bratty Bunny: if you hate me can I leave this chat?
Kenma: ^
Grand Prince: NO YOU CANNOT LEAVE
Lil Hajime: I’m coming over
Baby Owl: you guys live so far away :(
Baby Owl: wait Kenma can i come over????
Kenma: no