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Terushima has added Yahaba, Ennoshita, Futakuchi, and Shirabu to the groupchat
Terushima: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS
Ennoshita has left the groupchat
Terushima: No!
Terushima has added Ennoshita to the groupchat
Yahaba: I’m honestly not even going to ask.
Ennoshita: I would just like to say, for the record, this is quite possibly the worst idea you’ve ever had
Terushima: Ouch
Terushima: Well for your info, it was Futakuchi’s idea
Futakuchi: And a DAMN good one too
Terushima: *kissy face*
Futakuchi: *kissy kissy face*
Yahaba: No roleplaying in MY Christian group chat
Terushima: xCUSE you? I am the father, I say what goes and what doesn’t go
Futakuchi: does that make me the mother?
Terushima: nah bro, you’re my gay twink husband
Futakuchi: bro...
Ennoshita: ....
Ennoshita: can I leave yet
Futakuchi: NO
Terushima: NO
Yahaba: Please don’t, I’d rather not be left alone with these two.
Terushima: WELL I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, YAHABA
Futakuchi: You wouldn’t be alone with us, Bc guess what *jazz hands*
Yahaba: Oh my god.
Shirabu: Yes hello what the FUCK is this
Terushima: Shirabu’s here too!!!!! :)))))
Yahaba has left the groupchat
Terushima: NO
Shirabu: Good riddance
Ennoshita has added Yahaba to the groupchat
Ennoshita: You’re not allowed to ditch if I’m not allowed to ditch
Terushima has named the groupchat NO ONE LEAVES
Yahaba: Dammit.
Futakuchi: SO
Futakuchi: As I’m sure you’ve realized, this is a groupchat for all the current captains
Futakuchi: I’m sure you all know each other
Shirabu: unfortunately
Terushima: I made this so we can arrange practice matches!
Ennoshita: That’s...
Ennoshita: Uncharacteristically useful
Terushima: I’m always useful ;)
Ennoshita: ew
Terushima: :(
Futakuchi: XCUSE YOU
Futakuchi: ITS MY IDEA REMEMBER IM THE TWINK HUSBAND
Terushima: yes of course babe my bad
Futakuchi: ANYWAYS
Futakuchi: I’d like to take this opportunity to challenge Shiratorizawa to a practice match
Shirabu: Sorry who are you again?
Ennoshita: Ouch
Futakuchi: The team that will be going to nationals this year
Shirabu: oh really? You think you can beat us? When was the last time Dateko went to nationals, hm?
Yahaba: So he DOES know what school Futakuchi-kun is from
Ennoshita: I’d like to remind you that Karasuno has literally beaten everyone in this groupchat, so none of you can talk
Ennoshita: How was nationals, Shirabu?
Ennoshita: OH THATS RIGHT WHOOPS
Terushima: Ouch, Ennoshan
Ennoshita: Sorry Enno-WHAT
Yahaba: Wait can we go back to Futakuchi-kun thinking /Dateko/ is going to nationals? Sorry, but that ticket is going to Aoba Johsai. We’re getting our revenge on both Shiratorizawa AND Karasuno, so you better watch out too
Terushima: wow you guys are really pumped up about nationals huh
Shirabu: And you’re not? No wonder Karasuno beat you
Terushima: okay first- ouch
Terushima: second- not really?
Terushima: I think it’s more important to enjoy games instead of always focusing on winning
Terushima: although there ARE plenty of strong teams at nationals...
Terushima: NEVER MIND I CHANGED MY MIND, YALL BETTER WATCH OUT FOR JOHZENJI THIS YEAR
Yahaba: Okay but. The practice match thing? Actually a good idea, when is Johzenji free?
Futakuchi: That??? Was MY idea??? I called dibbs first??? The disrespect in this household???
Yahaba: You snooze you lose, Futakuchi-kun
Futakuchi: fine but I still call dibs on Shiratorizawa
Ennoshita: look I hate to be the bummer but. Shouldn’t you guys be in class?
Terushima: Uno reverse, Ennoshan
Ennoshita: please stop calling me that what the hell
Yahaba: I’m in study hall, I’m not an irresponsible student like some people.
Shirabu: Yahaba do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up
Yahaba: What’s wrong, Shitabu-kun? Upset because I scored higher than you on the national mock exams?
Shirabu: Sounds like someone’s projecting, because last I checked, YOURE the one who got rejected from our academy. How’s the captaincy going, Yahabitch? Able to fill Oikawa’s shoes yet?
Shirabu has changed Yahaba’s name to Yahabitch
Yahabitch has changed Shirabu’s name to Shitabu
Futakuchi: The girls are fightiiing
Terushima: wow these names are so creative /s
Yahabitch: Bold of you to assume I even wanted to go to your trashy school. What’s it like constantly smelling like horse shit?
Shitabu: At least our school can afford an actual volleyball court. I heard you guys still share a gym with the basketball club? That’s so sad.
Ennoshita: okay okay Jesus Christ stop fighting
Ennoshita: all I wanted to know was why you guys weren’t paying attention in class
Futakuchi: if the teacher isn’t paying enough attention to notice me not paying attention, then she doesn’t deserve my attention
Futakuchi: check and mate