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Florida? Not Exactly...

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Class 1a reaction to their classmate accidently buying a cake in the shape of a d*ck and they didn't realize it until someone told them much later, then they say "I thought it was in the shape of Florida."

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  • Hooooo Boy!
  • So, Yaoyorozu was returning back from a vacation that she took to America, to the state of Florida to be more specific
  • And, in typical Class 1-A fashion, everyone decided to throw her a welcome back party (it was originally the girls’ idea really, but the guys all agreed that it was a good idea)
  • You were tasked with buying and bringing a cake back to the dorms
  • Which you did!
  • And everyone nodded and checked it off the ‘to-do’ list because, of course, they all trusted you to do such a simple task (even when it was bought last minute - as in, hours before Momo was to return…damn procrastination...)
  • Still, everything was in place and the time that the absent teen texted that she’d be back rolled around, everyone running off to hide in their pre-planned hiding spots
  • Ever punctual, Yaoyorozu opened the grand dorm doors, confused when she was met with the sight of the lights off
  • Calling out, the lights flicked on and-
  • “Welcome home Yaoyorozu/Momo!”
  • Instantly the girls were crowding her, throwing their arms around her body in a hug, a handful of the boys joining the crowd and some hanging back
  • You, on the other hand, were unexpectedly overcome with the urge to go to the bathroom and excused yourself before the big surprise, so you were absent at the moment.
  • Still, before you left you told everyone that if you weren’t back to cut the cake without you (all while Bakugou asked if you could hold it, you replying no and then him calling you dumbass :/) 
  • Without any other options they did as such, pulling out the cake you’d picked up only hours prior, all neatly concealed in a white box
  • They had told you to buy one that meant certain requirements: it had to be Momo’s favourite flavor, colour and had to be in the shape of Florida (it was so that, as they ate it, it’s like fully saying goodbye to the warm, southern state)
  • But MAN were they shell shocked when they popped that sucker open!
  • Immediately half of the class burst into laughter (of course the Bakusquad minus the man himself, Jirou and Hagakure) while everyone else was either frozen in shock, completely speechless or down right out cold from said shock (yes, that would be Midoriya, Uraraka, Koda, Satou and Aoyama who passed out for one reason or another). 
  • And lo and behold you just so happen to return from your urgent potty break!
  • “Hey dumbass!”
  • “I told you to stop calling me that Baku…” you sigh, seeing Momo and greeting her with your own ‘welcome home’ 
  • “Well you are one! Look!” the explosive blond continued, thrusting the cake in front of you to inspect
  • It… didn’t take you long to figure out the problem…
  • Kaminari, from a ways away and dying of laughter, caught his breath just long enough to wheeze out “that was a good gag you pulled (N/N)!”
  • “While rather inappropriate, it makes for a nice, lighthearted joke…it really shows just how our class is humor wise...” Iida told you as he pushed up his glasses, not looking particularity mad (maybe just a little disappointed)
  • You sucked in a breath, closed your eyes and pinched the bridge of your nose, 
  • Oh how painful it will be to your pride when you reluctantly inform them all of the truth
  • Well, better get it done and over with-
  • “It’s… not a joke… I was in a rush and it looked like Florida so I bought it without a second thought…” 
  • There was a beat of silence, everyone staring at you before they all started laughing harder and, for a moment, you feared they might actually die
  • Iida became just as baffled as his fellow classmates at the news
  • Bakugou ‘tch’ed - annoyance increasing, the perfectionist in him pissed that after all their hard work this is what messes up everything
  • And you… you felt the full force of embarrassment, the heat burning your entire body
  • Momo, after composing herself somewhat, sighed and chuckled herself, coming up to you and patting you on the back
  • “It’s quite alright (Y/N)-san, we all make mistakes. If anything, I missed this kind behaviour from my friends”
  • Her words helped alleviate some of your building shame and you turned to look out at the sea of choking, wheezing and knocked out teens, all curled up on the floor :)

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Bonus

  • As punishment - explodo boi positioned the cake box so that it was close to your head and dunked your face into it :)
  • And you were to also go out and buy a replacement with all the frosting on your face :)
  • You… weren’t going to live this one down for awhile ang the class was going to make sure of it :)

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