Work Text:
“So I brought us to a place.”, Sero said as he parked his dark grayish-blue car in the parking lot.
“Why are we at Ikea??? OMG ARE WE BUYING A HOUSE AND GETTING FURNITURE TO GO WITH IT?!?!”, Denki replied with his eyes sparkling so much that
most people would respond with “aoyama who” but Sero successfully resisted the urge to shut him down like that.
“Denki, this is our first date. Why would you think we’re buying a house???” This made Denki pause to think, huh? why else would someone go to Ikea??
“Hanta, I’m so confused that it’s concerning”
Sero couldn’t help but laugh like a troll. Which made him cackle like a witch and proceed to cough like a sick rooster.
“We’re gonna read.”, Sero said after he cleared his dry ass throat.
“Okay. I’m gonna say this in the nicest way possible: Hanta.”, Denki paused.
“Yes...”
“Take me the fuck home”
________________
After a lot of convincing, pleading, pouting and fake tears, Denki agreed to go “read” in Ikea.
“I swear Hanta, next date i’m soooo getting you back for this”
He wants another date- HE WANTS ANOTHER DATE WTF???Sero’s thoughts consumed him whole. Kind of like how Todoroki consumes an ungodly amount of soba everyday.
Denki opens the front doors and accidentally swings them back a little too hard and smacks Sero in the face.
“OW WHAT THE FUC-“, Sero yells as he falls on the floor.
“OH SHIT! IM SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO! GOD IM SUCH AN IDIOT! IT WAS AN ACCIDE-“
Denki was cut off by Sero dragging him down to the floor with him, which made Denki hit his head too.
________________
When the two idiots actually start looking around Ikea, Denki finds the names of each furniture piece, let’s just say “knock my balls off hilarious”. (the bakusquad constantly says this and the rest of their class hates it with a passion.)
“HANTA LOOK ANOTHER ONE”
Sero looked around to find Denki all the way across the room looking at a pin type of white table.
“READ IT!! READ IT NOW!!”, Denki literally screamed as Sero started walking over, “YOU’RE SO DAMN SLOW, SERO! THIS IS SERIOUS!”
“Oh no! Not the serious face!”, Sero replied as he practically started running over.
“Read that.”, Denki said with a grin that made him look creepy (pedophilic old man creepy) and oddly hot. (kiss me or i’ll kiss you hot)
“Docta Table”, Sero said with confidence. A type of confidence that he’s only had when sending memes to the class 1A group chat in the middle of Iida giving them a lecture or when he gets a higher grade than one of his friends.
“Absolutely not”, Denki cackled.
(who tf cackles?? denki. denki kaminari does)
“Whatchu mean ‘absolutely not’ THAT’S WHAT IT SAYS”, Sero said confused and pissed.
“Docksta”
“What?”, Sero said in pure wonder. what the fuck is a docksta??
“It’s called a docksta table”, Denki said laughing so hard that he couldn’t control it. It wasn’t even that funny but he couldn’t help but laugh at Sero’s cute and confused face.
goddamn it he’s too cute like this. who said he was allowed to look so perfect?? WAIT DO I LOOK THIS GOOD WHEN IM CONFUSED?!?? then why isn’t everyone obsessed with me???
He was swept from his thoughts when Sero tugged on his hand.
Soon Sero was holding Denki’s hand as they walked around the store saying more names of the furniture completely and utterly wrong.
“Denki. We need this.”
Denki looked over to see Sero looking up at an off white bookcase with a concerning serious face that he usually has when he’s playing video games or studying (which he almost never does because he claims that he “knows everything there is to know.” And for some reason Denki believes him which leads them both to failure.)
Denki’s reply seemed shaky and made his voice crack a little bit. “Need...Need a...A bookcase? We don’t have any books??”
Seeing Denki scared like this made absolutely no sense to Sero, like most things but, he quickly gave him a soft smile and laughed as he looked back at the bookcase.
Denki was clueless. Absolutely confused once again. why is he laughing?? does he not think i’m serious??
“READ THE NAME!!”, Sero replied still laughing for what ever reason.
“Billy..book- BILLY BOOKCASE”, Denki said bursting into laughter and looking even cuter than he looked earlier.
Sero couldn’t help but stare at him. Denki’s a usually bubbly person but sometimes, when he’s really happy, he swings his head up and down and smiles. His smile is so big that it makes everyone around him happy too. Except Bakugo. He just gets really annoyed.
Without realizing it, Sero walked forward and started to lean towards Denki’s lips.
It wasn’t a long steamy kiss that Denki always talks about but, it still made Denki feel electricity spark inside him. His lips were soft. Too soft. It made Denki wonder if he’ll ever feel them again. Then suddenly Sero started slowly backing away.
“Let’s get it.”, Sero replied softly, “Let’s get the b-“
“LETS GET BILLY BOOKCASE”, Denki said completely cutting him off.
________________
When they got back to the dorms, their thoughts intertwined.
where the fuck are we gonna put this