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Part 1 of Modern / Nobody Dies AU
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Published:
2021-03-15
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2021-12-02
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DUMB BITCH GENERAL

Summary:

The Walking dead kids have a funnie group chat + Clem goes missing. More fun will be added in later chapters!

Notes:

this is my first time writing a fanfic like this please tell me if the editing is fucky <:)
constructive criticism is appreciated! also if I'm missing any tags p l e a s e lemme know!

Chapter 1: Creation of Chaos

Summary:

the group chat does funnies

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

9:58 am
Don't_Die: SHIT SHIT SHIT
Don't_Die: I MISSED THE BUS
Don't_Die: I GOTTA WALK CUS MY PARENTS AREN'T HOME COVER FOR ME PLS

10:11 am
Don't_Die: pls tell me you covered for me Sarah
Don't_Die: oh my god I'm gonna be in so much trouble

10:25 am
Don't_Die: I'm almost 2 school, stopped at Taco bell
Don't_Die: hope you didn't want anything lol

10:38 am
RoseTintedWorld: How did you miss the bus? I thought you went to bed at 9 last night
Don't_Die: oop-
Don't_Die: I stayed up playing Zombieworld
RoseTintedWorld: Seriously? Clem I thought we talked about this :((
RoseTintedWorld: Ur gonna get caught one day
Don't_Die: not unless u tell my parents

12:12 pm
DUMB BITCH GENERAL was created by user "Don't_Die" 
User "Don't_Die" added 7 other users

12:14 pm
SuperDinos: I'm not a dumb bitch :(
SuperDinos: That's very rude Clem!
WhoTFisAlice: well, I take that as a compliment
WhoTFisAlice: since I'm dumb bitch supreme,
Don't_Die: le gasp ur cussing? On my ~cristian~ minecraft server? banned 🙄
Tall_Bitch: Clem that was awful never do that again
Don't_Die: never 😘

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Tall_Bitch has gone offline
WhoTFisAlice has gone offline

Music_Whore: ok, we obv need nicknames
Music_Whore: so should we set Omid Jrs to OJ? 
Wonderland_Trip: please don't

User "Music_Whore" set user "Wonderland_Trip" 's nickname to "OJ"

OJ: why would you do this
OJ: whyyyyyyyy

OJ has gone offline

Don't_Die: wouldn't that mean Ducks should be KJ?
Music_Whore: wh 
Music_Whore: that doesn't make sense Clem
Music_Whore: his name is Duck shouldn't it be DJ???
Don't_Die: .....
Don't_Die: you do know that his name is Kenny Jr right???
Music_Whore: ......
Don't_Die: Louis pls???? 
Don't_Die: You thought his name was Duck??
Music_Whore: .....
Music_Whore: maybe

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12:35 pm
Tall_Bitch: oh yeah I forgot to ask, what's with the new gc
Tall_Bitch: cus we already have one
Don't_Die: I thought it could be like an omega gc
Don't_Die: y'know it's for... *Everyone*
Tall_Bitch: wait
Tall_Bitch: even your parents???
Don't_Die: ok maybe not everyone
Tall_Bitch: doesn't that mean we should add the rest of the Ericson gc
Don't_Die: duh, I just got lazy so I added my favs <3
RoseTintedWorld: why are you guys talking during class
RoseTintedWorld: your not supposed to <:(
Tall_Bitch: what're gonna do? tell my mom?
RoseTintedWorld: maybe
Tall_Bitch: wait- pls no
RoseTintedWorld: <:]
WhoTFisAlice: please Sarah that's so cursed- why are you like this
RoseTintedWorld: i'm just built different ^^

Don't_Die has gone offline
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4:44 pm
User "Tall_Bitch" added 11 other users
Tall_Bitch: @everyone
Tall_Bitch: I added the rest of the ~Cool Kids~
Tall_Bitch: @everyone
Tall_Bitch: @everyone
Tall_Bitch: @everyone
WhoTFisAlice: please stop pinging the group chat I'm trying to pay attention in class
WhoTFisAlice: ur such a nuisance
Tall_Bitch: luv u 2 <3
WhoTFisAlice: stfu

Tall_Bitch has gone offline
WhoTFisAlice has gone offline

Music_Whore: Oh!! Time for nicknames!!

User "Music_Whore" set user "Rat_Boys" 's nickname to "Willy_Small_Dick"

Willy_Small_Dick: ...
Willy_Small_Dick: Louis why :((

User "Willy_Small_Dick" set their nickname to "BombsAway"

BombsAway: much better :>
Music_Whore: you take the fun out of everything smh 🙄
BombsAway: >:(

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Monster_Fucker: why did you guys add me to another gc I don't even go to school with y'all anymore
WhoTFisAlice: that's only bc you decided you were to cool for us >:/

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Notes:

heres everyones usernames:
Don't_Die = Clementine
RoseTintedWorld = Sarah
Tall_Bitch = Marlon
Music_Whore = Louis
WhoTFisAlice = Violet
SuperDinos = Duck
Wonderland_Trip / OJ = Omid Jr
Monster_Fucker = Justin
Rat_Boy / Willy_Small_Dick / BombsAway = Willy