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Tim: [Doing fancy spin tricks with his bo staff] DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!!
Batman: [Done TM] Wait You can't-
Tim: [Charges at the Joker] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joker: [Confused AF] Wha-?
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Tim: [Singing] Hey? How ya doing, well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.
Bruce: .....You ok?
alternatively
Dick: [Singing] Hey? How ya doing, well I'm doing just fine, I lied, I'm dying inside.
Amy Rohrbach: .....You ok?
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Bruce: I don't need friends
Bruce:
Bruce: They disappoint me
The Rest of the Justice League: .....
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Dick: Hey
Dick: Let me see what you have?
Damian: A KNIFE!!!!!
Dick: NOOOOOO!!!
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{Doing Family Relaxation via Meditation}
Random Yoga Instructor: [Breathing out deeply] Release all the Sounds Trapped Inside your Brain
The Original Four Batbros [Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian] and Bruce: [SCREAMING] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yoga Instructor: Are you Ok?
Yoga Instructor: [To Cass, the angel of the family and Duke, the relatively sane one] Are they ok?
Cass and Duke: [At the Same Time] No
Batbros and Bruce: I'm a little messed up
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Bruce: OK THAT"S IT
Bruce: YOU'RE IN TIME OUT
Bruce: [Pointing] GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE
Dick, Damian, Jason, and Tim: [Getting THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
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Roy: ALRIGHT HAPPY CAMPERS
Roy: IF YOU WERE AN OFFICE SUPPLY, WHAT WOULD YOU BE???
Dick: [Sad Boi] Paper
Dick: People use me then throw me away
Roy: ......Descriptive!!
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Batman: Do you have what it takes to become a spy?
Young Justice + Shazam: NO!! GOD PLEASE NO!!
Batman: Hrmph
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Founders of the JLA: You Need to Take the Hero Life More Seriously
*Ice Cream Truck Music*
Robin [Dick] and Kid Flash [Wally]: ICE CREAAAMMMMM!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!!
JLA: .......
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M'gann: Oh My God
Dick: What is it, M'gann?
M'gann: I left my cookies in the oven!
Connor: yoU LEFT YOUR COOKIES IN THE OVEN??!!!
M'gann: I LEFT MY COOKIES IN THE OVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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{Roy meeting Artemis for the First time}
Roy: Who the Fuck are you?
Artemis: Who the Fuck Are you?
Roy: I asked you first!
Artemis: [Getting up in Roy's face] I asked you second.
GA (green arrow aka Oliver): ....Why me?