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    Rey Niima is the worst Chosen One who's ever been chosen.

    That's what her roommate, Benjamin Organa-Solo, says. And Ben might be evil and a werewolf and a *complete git*…but he's probably right.

    Half the time, Rey can't even make her wand work, and the other half, she starts something on fire. Sure, she’s got the Skywalker Saber, but there are only so many problems that can be solved by cutting them in half. Her final year at the Kenobi School of Magicks should be a cakewalk, especially after the clusterfuck that was spring semester (ugh). But a mysterious shadow has been following her around all summer, with chaos never far behind.

    When a series of breaches to campus leave a professor dead and the whole school reeling, Rey will have to convince Ben to put aside nine years of bitter rivalry to stop the forces threatening not just Kenobi, but all of magic. Secrets will be revealed, old horrors resurrected, and Rey will finally have to answer the question she’s always avoided:

    What the fuck is she going to do after graduation?

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    The Reylo/Carry On mashup that no one needed. Excessive liberties taken with literally everything. Please mind the rating and tags!

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