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“No, fuck you Tecchou, move aside I was gonna sit here.”
“Should’ve sat here before me.”
“Tachiharaaaaaaaa can you get me one of those Hanami Dangos?”
“Get it yourself, I just sat down.”
“Settle down kids, we just got here.”
*
A sunny, breezy day. The weather perfect, the cherry blossoms in bloom. Organized by Fukuchi and Tachihara, they decided to make a team bonding trip, a small picnic beneath the cherry blossom trees. To say it could be going better would be an understatement.
“Fine.” Jouno muttered, staring at Tecchou in confusion who was putting grass in his salad “What are you, a cow?” he asked, smacking his hand to stop him from putting more “It tastes good.” Tecchou responded, slightly glaring at him “Tastes good my ass. That can’t possibly be healthy, not like I care anyways. Tachihara is grass healthy?!” Jouno shouted at the shorter, breaking up his and Teruko’s bickering “Teruko get it you- is it? Hm…” Tachihara responded, pulling out his phone to check “It is, but not recommended to eat.” Tachihara answered, putting his phone away “See? I told you.” Tecchou muttered, putting more grass on his salad “Oh my god you’re so annoying.” Jouno scoffed, turning his head away from the group.
“Tachihara pleaaaaassseeee!” Teruko asked, poking at his shoulder Don’t disrespect the vice commander, don’t disrespect the vice commander, don’t disrespect the vice commander- “If it would get you to shut up then fine.” Tachihara snapped back Ah shit. “Tachiharaaaaaaaaa!” A small, growly voice said shitshitshit- “WELL GEE I’M SORRY! I’ll go get your stupid Hanami Dango now.” Tachihara said, hoping the shouting would be ignored by Teruko “...Fine.” The fuck?
“Calm down everyone! We’re all here for team bonding! Why don’t we all just settle down and have some sake!” Fukuchi said, pulling them out of… where did they even come from? “Is Teruko even of legal drinking age??” Tachihara asked, handing her the dango “More legal than you are!”
“Teruko gets Apple Juice!”
*
Night fall had finally come after many drinks later, Teruko ended up being the only sober one, watching the chaos unfold.
“Nnn… Why are guys so hot?” Tachihara asked with slurred speech “You’re gay?” Jouno asked, raising an eyebrow “Hgg… Why are girls so hot too?” Tachihara added to his last statement “It’s called global warming kiddos!” Fukuchi exclaimed “Hm... Tachiha…….. Am I hotter thabn Jouno?” Tecchou slurred, staring at him “No.” Tachihara deadpanned, Jouno bursting out into laughter “Neh.. But you are prettier.” Tachihara said, poking at Tecchou with a stick “ThAt’s absUred!” Jouno hiccuped, stealing Tachihara’s stick, smacking him in the head with it “Commander! Help ‘m bein’ assaulted by a… blind stick!” Tachihara shouted, though it was too late, Fukuchi was long passed out, Teruko piling petals on his face.
“Terukokokooo! HElllp!” Tachihara shouted at her “Maybe I’d help if you got the dango earlier.” she pouted back at him, he turned to ask Tecchou to save him but he seemed to be laying on his back, staring up at the sky, spacing out “You know… sex is cool and all but have you ever beaten the fourth trial of all the trilogy and Apollo’s Justice Ace Attorney games without having to use a guide for help?” Tecchou asked, Jouno beginning to smack him with a stick now.
The sole reason they weren’t kicked out from the park that lovely spring day was just because Fukuchi was there, even if he was passed out.
And if they woke up in a completely different area in the park than they were before, then that would stay between them.