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Our traveler is hot support group
DancingQWEEN created this group
This group has 6 members
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DancingQWEEN:
Sooo… anyone else with working eyeballs and at least two brain cells to rub together on this ship?
Cuz it doesn’t take a bionic interface to tell our sweet stowaway is a blue-ribbon, hot dish
Calderon:
I didn’t sign up for this.
Ayame, how the hell did you enlist me into this ridiculous chat?
Undo it. Now.
Mr.Roboto:
Why didn’t you use his name?
DancingQWEEN:
Plausible deniability
Professional Asshole:
Plausible to who?
The biggest moron in the galaxy?
Calderon:
Aya!
At least show me how to turn off the notifications.
Someone on this ship needs to stay focused and professional.
DancingQWEEN:
SoMEoNe oN tHIs sHip neEDs tO stAy focUsed aNd proFesSionAL.
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Calderon:
I can and will, put you on janitor duty for a month…
DancingQWEEN:
Come up to the cockpit and I’ll turn off notifications for you, sheesh
Spoilsport
Anyway… I wanna hear about cute things, our cute guest has been up to
DancingQWEEN changed Calderon’s nickname to Calder-wan.
Professional Asshole:
Does making those big doe eyes of his go wide with terror count as cute to anyone besides myself?
Mr.Roboto:
I would ask what’s wrong with you...
but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know
Professional Asshole:
Hey, I got him to blush and his breath to stutter too
And you know what they say about nice guys, Mr. Nice Guy
Mr.Roboto:
Wellllll, I got a cute nickname already ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
DancingQWEEN:
Nice!
Apparently, our traveler is a bit of a smooth operator himself
Still blushing a bit (●＾o＾●)
Ryona:
Someone prompted you into blushing?
I wish I had been there to witness it. (✿◠‿◠)
Professional Asshole:
Careful Aya
The Doc might start trying to get photographic evidence of all your behaviors for her extensive case files
DancingQWEEN:
What the hell are you talking about?
Ryona:
I am also curious what you’re referring to, Damon.
Professional Asshole:
What, like you don’t have a scientific journal where you note all our alien qualities for the Tilaari Illuminari
Mr.Roboto changed Ryona’s nickname to Angel_with_a_Shotgun.
Angel_with_a_Shotgun changed nickname to Ryona.
Ryona:
I am sighing very loudly right now.
Lizzie’s_Dad:
I heard her down the hall.
Give the doc a break, you two.
Professional Asshole changed Ryona ’s nickname to Ry-own-ya.
Ry-own-ya:
That’s actually pretty clever.
Thank you, Damon.
Mr.Roboto:
Aw, come on, now I’m the only one still in trouble… ＞﹏＜
That’s it
I’m making crepes for breakfast, and there will be one lotalis fruit filled one for a certain blue medic
DancingQWEEN:
What the- how do you even do that, Ryona?!?!
Ry-own-ya:
I have no idea what you’re talking about…
(u‿ฺu✿ฺ)
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Our traveler is hot support group
DancingQWEEN created this group
This group has 6 members
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M r.Roboto shared a photo.
Mr.Roboto:
Look who I ran into this morning while making crepes.
I just have to know what you were thinking, loaning him that shirt, Aya o(*^▽^*)┛
Ry-own-ya took a screenshot of the chat.
Mr.Roboto:
Doc!
Ry-own-ya:
What? It’s an adorable photo.
Professional Asshole:
Well, he sure is smiling…
DancingQWEEN:
LOLZ!!!
I can’t believe he wore my ‘Smile if you aren’t wearing undies’ shirt
I stuck it in with the clothes Ryona gave him as a joke
Mr.Roboto:
I don’t think it’s going to survive the day
It’s kinda bursting at the seams
In the best way (★‿★)
DancingQWEEN:
Worth it \(❤ ▽ ❤)/
Lizzie’s_Dad took a screenshot of the chat.
DancingQWEEN:
Oh, ho, ho!
Even June is getting in on the action!
Lizzie’s_Dad:
I agree with Ryona.
And the double thumbs up pose really adds to the cute factor.
Professional Asshole:
I gotta say, I’m pretty sure he’s going commando
I’ll find out for sure later
Ry-own-ya:
Oh dear…
Professional Asshole:
He’s definitely going commando
DancingQWEEN:
WHERE’S THE PROOF?!?!
Professional Asshole:
I got mine
You want yours, you gotta get it yourself
Or make a deal…
DancingQWEEN:
Oh hellz no
I’m not making that mistake twice
(￢︿̫̿￢☆)
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Our traveler is hot support group
DancingQWEEN created this group
This group has 6 members
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DancingQWEEN shared photo.
DancingQWEEN:
I believe those are called ‘cum gutters’ in some circles…
You’re welcome, gentlemen
Calder-wan took a screenshot of the chat.
Calder-wan:
Fuck! This goddamn, spying-
How the fuck do I undo…
Why is this showing up!?
What the FUCK did you do to my comm, Aya?
DancingQWEEN:
All I did was turn off your notifications!
You somehow managed to turn on voice-to-text, in the midst of trying to be a sneaky hypocrite
But FYI: your read receipts have been on this whole time… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Calder-wan:
Come fix this, immediately.
And change my damn name back.
Calder-wan:
Holy shit, this guy…
FUCKING VOICE TEXT THING!
TURN IT O-
DancingQWEEN changed Calder-wan’s nickname to CaptainCrunch.
M r.Roboto took a screenshot of the chat.
Mr.Roboto:
Wow! I mean… whew!
Sooo, what time was this taken?
(*✧×✧*)
Professional Asshole:
Our friendly, neighborhood, traveler takes his showers at 2100
Lizzie’s_Dad:
Is this really appropriate?
DancingQWEEN:
The hallways are public space!
It’s not like I stole his clothes while he was in the showers and made him walk back to his room in a low-slung, towel
Ry-own-ya:
Damon…
DancingQWEEN:
Damon?
Mr.Roboto:
Dude… you didn’t, did you?
Professional Asshole:
How dare you all question my honor
I am shocked, and appalled, and insulted
Lizzie’s_Dad:
So this is why you were grinning evilly, while staring at your comm, Damon. :)
Don’t worry guys, he was in the weapon’s locker at 2100, napping, while I did inventory.
Professional Asshole:
Come on, trigger happy, you’re ruining my rep >:[
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Our traveler is hot support group
DancingQWEEN created this group
This group has 6 members
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Lizzie’s_Dad shared a video.
Professional Asshole:
Congrats, you got closer to killing me than anyone in years
Lizzie’s_Dad:
???
Professional Asshole:
Almost choked on my fuckin drink
Be there in a sec
Mr.Roboto:
Holy shit!
He doesn’t have anything on Aya
but he’s way more flexible than I would have guessed
Ry-own-ya:
Goddess!
I might need to head over to the other side of the bar.
CaptainCrunch:
Get him down from there!
He had one goddamn glass of wine…
I’m on my way.
DancingQWEEN shared a photo.
DancingQWEEN:
Too late…
His shirt’s already gone
CaptainCrunch:
How did he covered in glitter and cash in the sixty seconds it took me to get here??
And does Aya really need to have her hands on his hips?
Lizzie’s_Dad:
That depends on whether or not you think he needs to keep his trousers on.
CaptainCrunch:
Oh my god.
Professional Asshole:
Can’t believe Aya’s the one ruining the fun
I’m disappointed in you, Shortstack
Ry-own-ya:
Several audience members agree with you, Damon.
Professional Asshole:
I see you over by the door, doc…
Ry-own-ya:
I’m not hiding.
(✿◕‿◕✿)
Mr.Roboto:
I’m recording this for posterity
And possible future blackmail material
Professional Asshole:
Don’t forget future wank material
Professional Asshole:
No comment?
Smart man
Sometimes...
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