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“C’mon, please. ”
“No! Why the fuck would I do that?”
Boyfriend pouted, giving Pico his best puppy eyes. “Because you love me?”
“And me,” Girlfriend chimed in.
Pico crossed his arms, scowling. “Why do you even want me to wear them? It’d look cuter on one of you guys.”
He eyed the cat ears headband in Boyfriend’s hands warily. Seriously, what was their deal? It’s not like he’d look cute anyway. A grown man like him would only look stupid with it.
Boyfriend gasped, apparently offended on his behalf. “I—Well I admit both of us would probably look cute in it but—!” he poked Pico on the cheek, grinning, “I think you’d look the cutest with it on.”
“I agree,” Girlfriend said, giggling as Pico swatted Boyfriend’s hand away. “You just radiate cat boy energy, Pico.”
“The fuck does that mean?”
“Plus,” Girlfriend continued, “my birthday’s coming up soon. You wouldn’t want to disappoint your girlfriend near her birthday, right?”
Pico glared at her innocent smile. Damn did she know how to play dirty. “You know what? Fuck it.”
He snatched the headband from Boyfriend and placed it unceremoniously on his head, huffing. “There, happy?”
They both stared at him, starry-eyed. “So cute…”
Pico flushed, tearing his gaze away from them in embarrassment. Despite the displeasure he was radiating, he couldn’t help but feel pleased. He liked making his lovers happy and the praise was only icing on the cake.
Boyfriend tugged him forward until they were sitting on the couch, setting Pico onto his lap with an impish grin. “My sweet little kitty~”
“I will shoot you.”
“Looking at you, I feel like you just shot my heart.”
“Oh my god—“
He paused when he felt a hand pet his head. Girlfriend sat down beside them and cupped Pico’s face, caressing it with her thumbs affectionately. It calmed Pico down a bit and he let himself lean into the touch.
Girlfriend cooed at the sight. “See? You’re absolutely adorable.”
Pico only rolled his eyes, tired of arguing back. “If you say so.”
“You really don’t believe us?” Boyfriend asked, holding onto Pico’s waist and sliding a hand under his sweater. Pico tensed then later relaxed, used to their touchiness.
He shrugged. “I just don’t see it.”
Girlfriend and Boyfriend exchanged a glance before turning back to him with a slightly patronizing look.
“Then you’ll have to trust our judgment,” Girlfriend said, pulling Pico onto her lap while ignoring Boyfriend’s protests. “I only date cute people after all.”
She winked and both boys blushed.
“Ugh fine,” Pico said and hid his face in Girlfriend’s neck, “can we just stop talking about this now?”
Girlfriend patted his back gently. “Of course, dear. C’mon Boyfriend, I think it’s time for another cuddling session.”
“Hell yeah!”
Pico smiled, closing his eyes as he felt Boyfriend wrap an arm around him and Girlfriend humming a soft tune.
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“How do you think he'll react when he finds out we bought him a maid dress?”
Girlfriend looked down at Pico, who was sleeping on top of her with a rare, peaceful expression on his face. Boyfriend laid his head on her shoulder and watched Pico sleep too. Not cute his ass. He was going to get Pico to admit how cute and handsome he was if it was the last thing he’ll do.
“Badly,” Girlfriend whispered back but when Boyfriend looked up, her eyes were twinkling with mischief, “but he’ll probably indulge us in the end.”
“Yeah, and he’ll look all mad and blushy at the same time.” Boyfriend grinned, pressing a kiss against Pico’s cheek before doing the same to Girlfriend. “Damn, I really am whipped.”
Girlfriend giggled. “Yes, we all are.”
“I’m not the one telling him about the dress though.”