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"PANDORRAAAAAAAA, HURRY UP IT IS ALMOST 9," Pandora's mom screamed. "5 MORE MINUTES MOM!", Pandora screamed back. Pandora's mom rushed into her room, and shook her fully awake. "Pandora, you aren't up yet? You are going to be late to your first day of school," Pandora's mom warned. Pandora then sprang out of bed, and rushed to put in dry shampoo since she didn't have enough time to take a shower. "Oh, honey before I forget, here's your breakfast, its some french toast sticks." "Thank you mom, I'll be going now!" "I hope you have a great first day sweetie!" Pandora got on her bike and pedaled to school.
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"Pandora what are the factors of x² + 6x = 9?" Her teacher asked. Pandora was fully zoned out at this point. She looked out the window and saw a...flying sheep? "I must be imagining things-" she thought, but was then interrupted by her teacher calling her name, full of irritation. "MISS PANDORA. WHAT ARE THE FACTORS OF X² + 6X + 9?!" She half-shouted. "Uhm, uh, 7?" Pandora responded meekly. The teacher squeezed the bridge of her nose and sighed. "Pandora you need to pay more attention, Kika what are the factors of x² + 6x + 9?" Kika responded "(x + 3) to the second power." "I hate math." Pandora grumbled.
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"Huff, huff, I should take a break now...I can't believe i left my lunch box at home..." Pandora panted as she laid her bike on the grass. She then flopped on the grass, closed her eyes for a few seconds catching her breath. When she opened her eyes there was a fluffy sheep laying on her. "Hiya Pi~" It said in a cutesy voice. "AUUUUAAGGHHHHHHHH" Pandora screamed. "I don't bite Pi~" It stated cheerfully.
"Oh uhm, what's your name?" Pandora questioned. "3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693991058209749445923078164062089986280348253421170679-" "Your name is Pi." Pandora interrupted.
Suddenly, the ground started rumbling, birds started to flee, metal started scraping and crunching, and bystanders started to scream. "W-what's going on?" Pandora asked frantically. "Oh no! The Permutiny is here Pi~. You need to run Pi~!" "The what...?" Then, a booming voice was heard. "ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME IF YOU HAND OVER THAT LITTLE SHEEP!" A crocodile with an electric guitar and sunglasses and sharp claws was pointing at Pi. "Pi are you a fugitive?!" Pandora asked, horrified. "N-No i'm not, pi~...its a long story but you need to run pi~!" Pandora then scrambled to hide behind her bike.
"What do you want Miman?! Why do you want to destroy math Pi~?!" " 'CAUSE MATH IS USELESS, SILLY SHEEP, I'M A ROCKSTAR AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO LONG DIVISION!" He then played a chord on his guitar knocking Pi away. "PI!" Pandora screamed. "WHILE I AM HERE, MIGHT AS WELL TAKE SOME COGNITIVE POWER." After strumming a bit, some sort of energy was sucked by bystanders, and went into his guitar. "2+2 =1," said a bystander. "The earth is a donut," another said.
"What did you do to them?!" Pandora asked, shocked.
"Hm? It didn't work on you? Oh well no big deal, I'll just use a song to destroy you," Miman stated. A melody of the bystanders' thoughts started playing, faster and faster, traveling in a sound wave headed straight towards Pandora.
The sound wave destroyed her bike and knocked Pandora back a good 30 feet. Pandora weakly started to get up, and said: "YOU CAN'T TAKE PEOPLE'S COGNITIVE POWER AWAY JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK MATH IS USELESS! MATH ISN'T USELESS, SURE I MAY HATE IT BUT IT STILL HAS A PLACE IN THIS WORLD!" As she said that a flash of light engulfed her. Then, a calculator appeared. Almost as if her body was moving on its own she grabbed the calculator and the 2 pens it came with, pressed the buttons to input y=x², and used the other to press transform. "PRECURE! CALCULATE!" She shouted as pink light began to surround her.
The light then began to lift her up, then turned into a circle around her waist making a frilly pink skirt. Then it moved to her torso, making a shirt. Then it moved to her arms making a pink jacket with a pink ribbon on it. It moved to her legs making fuschia socks, and she clicked her heels together to give her high heeled shoes. The light surrounded her blonde hair, and gave it pink tips and was formed into braids. She used the pen to draw circles around the braids, and dotted it on her ears to give her parabola earrings. She moved her hand across her eyes and it gave her a pink visor. A pouch appeared on her skirt and the calculator fell into it along with the pens. She landed with a click. "RISING TO THE CHALLENGE! CURE PARABOLA!" She shouted.
"W-WHAT?!" Miman shouted. "A PRECURE? IMPOSSIBLE," "GO PARABOLA! YOU CAN DO IT PI~!" Pi cheered. "What am I supposed to do? What happened?-" Pandora was interrupted by the sound wave of the melody of bystanders. "PARABOLA JUMP PI~!" Pi shouted. Parabola jumped, dodging the attack. "WHAT DO I DO NOW PI?" She shouted at Pi. "USE THE POWER OF THE PRECURE PI~!"
Parabola took out the pens from the pouch, Drew a parabola for a bow, drew it back as a pink arrow appeared. "PRECURE! PARABOLA....ARROWWWWWWWW!" She shouted as she fired the arrow at Miman. "NOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS UNCOOOOOOOOOOOOL" He shouted as he was engulfed in light. When the light dissipated, the energy came back to the bystanders, and they resumed their life. "This isn't the last of me, Precure," He said as he warped someplace else.
"What happened, why do I look like this, why was he after you?" Parabola asked frantically as she de-transformed. "Well, you became a Precure, a Legendary Warrior! You have to save the Land of Math from the Permutiny, which he is a part of! You also need to collect all the Abacus beads, and find the other precure Pi~!
"That's lots of information that I will probably forget..." Her eyes wandered to her bike. "OH NO MY BIKE ITS A PIECE OF SCRAP METAL NOW!" "Uhm, if you don't mind, could I stay with you pi~?"
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"Where have you been?! Your food is getting cold- Oh my god are you okay?! You're covered in scratches and dirt!" "I'm fine mom, I just played in the park for a little bit, that's all." Pandora ate her rice bowl with an egg on top then took some of it to her room. "Okay, Pi, I brought you some food." Pi started eating some of the rice. "Its delicious Pi~! You should rest up though, you have a big day tomorrow."
"Huh? What happens tomorrow?"
"We're going to the Land of Math Pi~"
