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Thomas: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Remus: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Roman: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Patton: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Virgil: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Janus: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Patton: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Logan, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Roman: Bye Virgil! Bye Thomas! Bye Patton! Bye Logan! Bye Virgil!
Thomas: You said ‘bye Virgil’ twice.
Roman: I like Virgil.
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Roman: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Thomas: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Virgil: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Patton: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Logan: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Thomas: Good morning.
Virgil: Good morning.
Roman: Good morning.
Logan: Good morning.
Patton: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Remus: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Thomas: Nothing in life is free.
Patton: Love is free!
Roman: Adventure is free.
Logan: Knowledge is free.
Remus: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Thomas: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Patton: Tubular AF!
Roman: Mood to the max!
Virgil, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Logan, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.
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Logan: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Virgil: Put spaghetti in it.
Logan: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Roman: Put spaghetti in it.
Logan: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Patton: Put spaghetti in it.
Logan: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Thomas: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Virgil: Not if they consent to it.
Remus: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Patton: YES?!?
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Roman: Okay, truth or dare?
Virgil: Truth
Roman: How many hours have you slept this week?
Virgil:
Virgil: ...Dare
Roman: Go to bed.
Virgil: I don’t like this game.
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Janus: *transforms to look like Roman*
Roman: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.