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Panel 1:
Melody is opening the night with a quick speech.
Melody: Good evening everyone and welcome to Comedy Night at the Mystery Shack! Tonight we'll be hosting a series of games and invite the audience to come up to the stage with their jokes! The winner will recieve a year's supply of Pitt Cola! Our first game tonight will be "Scenes We'd Like To See".
Panel 2:
Melody's gestering towards a televison screen showing a sign that reads, "Unlikely things to hear on travel documentaries". Soos is working the laptop connected to the TV. He just drew a number out of a hat.
Melody: The players are given a hypothetical scenario picked at random. and the performs will compete to come up with the funniest jokes in relevence to the scenario. The first scenario is, "Unlikely things to hear on travel documentaries". Anyone care to try?
Panel 3:
Pacifica walks up the stairs to the stage.
Melody: And it looks like Miss Northwest is our first contestant.
Panel 4:
Pacifica steps up to the mic on the stage. She wipes her brow as if she's sweating.
Pacifica: Phew! This hot, bright, gorgeous son is making me sweat!
Panel 5:
Pacifica waves to Dipper and Mabel's parents. Mabel looks at Dipper with a wide-eyed, cheek-to-cheek grin on her face, pupils huge. Dipper's face turns red as he realizes what Pacifica's saying.
Pacifica: Oh, hey! There's his mom and dad! Hello, Mr and Mrs Pines!
Panel 6:
Mabel's screaming with excitement, their mother's giggling with her hand on her mouth, their father's elbowing Dipper with a grin on his face and Dipper's in such a state of shock, he doesn't know whether to cheer or hide his face in embarrssment. Everyone else in the Shack are either laughing or cheering at Dipper. Pacifica winks at Dipper as she walks down from the stage.