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Pippi P.
Prof. Saughma
World History II
28 March 2021
Trouble In The Sue’s
Ever Given, a container ship designed and shipped by Evergreen (creator of coniferous trees) was taking a leisurely stroll in the sea, busy on her way to the condiment of Europe. This was largely seen as a bad idea because Ever Given was bestowed with a massive pair of buttock. Given got lost easily like Zoro from One Piece (if you haven’t watched the anime he is the green-haired man who gets lost easily and it is a running gag in the series) so it came as a surprise to no one when high speed winds and her directional non skills caused her to get stucky.
“Uwaaa~! World economy, I’m trying to sail around, but I’m dummy think and the flap of my ass cheeks (from the wind) keeps pushing me!!”
This is what Ever Given said when she got stuck inside sempai Sue’s Canal. Mr. Canal and Ms. Given had run in-s before, but on a scale of 1-10 this one was a 10. The most run in they have had before.
“Graaaaaagh! Given-kouhai, what is the meaning of this!”
“this
/T͟His/
pronoun
pronoun: this pronoun: these
used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.
referring to a specific thing or situation just mentioned.”
“Shutup! We’re going to be late to class if you don’t move your ass hull! You are blocking entire way and halting the economy BUT the economy is most most emportant so please move!”
“Canal-san, I cannot move!” She laid down diagonally as proof.
The two of them weren’t on good terms because they were enemies. Tensions rising, they were stuck together in a tight space (6 ft. apart). Canal had a bad temper, he was greatly bitter and easily anger. Canal’s ghostly white hair was turning Lego Bionicle Red TOA Vakama 8601 red. A passerby stopped and stared at Given and pointed and laughed
“Wow she is dumb ”
- Passerby
Given’s crystally multicolored orbs welled up with oil. Everyone was SO mean to her. Eminem arrived and made fun of her said, “I told you home boy, you can’t touch this dow nownow now Baa ba Why you standing there man??”
“BECAUSE I can’t move :,(“ responded Given sadly.
“Yo sound the bell, schools in, sucka!”
Canal “gasped, Given! This man said we are already late to class! What have you done! Sensei Uchiha will kill us!”
“Oh goodness me! What shall we do!?” Asked Ever Given.
Sue’s Candle had a great idea… “I’ll call for some tractors and they can dig you out of me!!”
He dialed the emergency road roller number and a nice-looking Texan came out and started building cement mixers with just a hammer.
“Who are you, hat man?” inquired Canal.
“Call me Enineer, son, I build things for a living, including this here pile driver.”
Given looked at the short man with curiosity. “I thought that was the name of the rapper who made fun of me earlier?”
“Huh, must be m’ evil brother Emginem”
“He looks so much like you, are you two twins?”
“Ummm no, he is my nephew.” Eggineer built more dumptrucks to tow Given’s own dumptruck out of the Sewers Canal. They had one problem though- there was nobody to operate the forklifts!
“Oh fuck what do we do!” Given screamed.
“I’m Park Chanyeol,” said Park Chanyeol.
“Whoa he is 6’:01” replied Engimere.
Suez grimaced. “My evil brother… Park Chanyoel”
“WTF you two are related!!
“Yeah we have the same last name idiot dumb dumb. Urrgh. He was our parents’ favorite child so he got to be a kpop member and they made me a waterway.”
“Park Chaneyol” said Park Chanel
Sues’s ketchup red hair turned a dark shade of diet coke. “God i fucking hate my l ife!!!!!!!”
He was gonna punch the korean man but he was a canal. Park did a little dance cuz he was in the group nct127. Engine did the dosey doe with him. But when they turned around??
All the Uhauls EnginieR: had built disappeared?
“WHAT in the Sam’s hill is going on!?!” cried out CAnal and Given.
“Now now, settle down y’all… I know what is going on. I have dealt with this situation for many years, and there is only one possibility……. We have a spy..”
Everyone started yelling and screaming and sobbing except Park Chaniel. Seuss pointed at him and said “It’s obviously Parks&Recreation Channel, look he’s the only one who isn’t upset! UGly man!”
“I’m Park Chanyorl”
“Let’s not point fingers just yet, it could be any one of us.”
Given looked distressed. “How are we going to find the imposter!?!?!”
“Tch, It’s simple,” Engiee mused, “we torture everyone for information.”
“That is illegal I think.”
“Ur mom is illegal” smartly said Enigma. This made Ever Given start crying again but louder. But the joke was too funny and everyone started laughing. Even Parkour Canal was laughing “ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”. Ever Given was filled with shame. Eggman laughed and built some centuries that laughed too. Sues Canle water flowed back and forth from laughing too hard. EMonem came back and started rapping “I got a glock in my rawri :3 ay 17 shots no .38” and laughed continuously. Engineer bowed twice and they all threw roses at him and someone popped a champagne.
However, they were so distracted that they didn’t notice……. Ever Given had run away.
TO BE CONTINUED