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Remus Lupin
- started swearing like in his third year, after a particular shower prank done by one james potter
- after a bad full moon the summer before second year, he stayed in his room sulking for a week. when he came out and his parents saw him, along with when he went back to hogwarts, no one thought twice about the three scars on his wrist
- in his second year, he swore to never cut himself again
- he only started wearing short-sleeved shirts and shorts in the dorm after fourth year, and he refused to roll up his sleeves out of the dorm, even in the hottest weather
- allergic to pollen and sneezes constantly in the spring
- doesn't actually have that many cardigans, just the school's uniform and the cardigan that Ms. Potter gave him one year randomly that he constantly wears
- despises coffee
- will lose his manners and spit the "blasted coffee" out
- comes up with 0% of the marauder's pranks
- makes 100% of the marauder's pranks 100% better
- acts like the moralist in front of the professors; he cares about what his professors think of him, and he knows it annoys the hell out of the other marauders
- never loses a bet and always comes up with the best dares
- hates seafood
- hates citrus fruits along with sour sweets
- doesn't like any type of juice but will have smoothies
- has been accused of being a vampire by a first-year for his sharp canines
- sleeps like a hibernating bear
- has been woken up an abundance of times by being thrown in the black lake
- does his homework in the library because he knows james and sirius can only make it a five minutes before getting bored and leaving willingly, or being yelled at by madam pince and getting kicked out
- never gets tired of how his christmas presents are just stacks of chocolate
- is a cocky little shit to james
- super tired around the full moon and will sleep as much as a cat
- not a morning person
- up until his fourth year, he would always go to bed the latest and wake up the earliest, just so he would be able to change without the others seeing his scars (even if they did know of his lycanthropy, he was still v insecure about the scars)
- one day during his fourth year he slept in and had to change in front of the others while they finished their homework last minute. he could feel their eyes, but they pretended not to notice, which greatly relieved him. and at breakfast, the boys commented on his good mood; he finally got enough sleep
Quotes
- "Prongs, the adults are speaking." ("I'm only half a bloody inch shorter than you!")
- "Wow, Prongs, you look ravishing! What do you mean, 'really'? Of course not."
- "Wormtail, please refrain from listening. I fear you may become just as mad—will you two shut the bloody fuck up!?"
- "You know what? I'm signing off from being a Marauder. Goodbye."
- "I don't care if your antlers are stuck! Just hurry the bloody hell up!"
- "Wormy! You're supposed to be on my side!"
- "Why am I choosing to hang out with the girls instead, you ask? Because I want my sanity back!"
- "You can't copy off my homework this time! Why? Well here's the thing: I haven't done it, and I don't plan on doing it. . . . Yeah, well it's the end of the year and they shouldn't be assigning homework three days before the exams."
- "Padfoot, you have to do your homework! . . . I don't care what last-year-me said! I'm older and smarter now!"
- "Padfoot, go fuck yourself in the brooms closet."
- "Oh hey Lily! . . . James, no one asked for you to speak."
- "Prongs, please just do us all a favor and find a muggle highway to stand in the middle of."
- "Eh, Marlene was a better chaser than Prongs could ever be."
- "'Moony this.' 'Moony that.' Can a man just ever get some sleep around here?"