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Two is company, Three's a Crowd, but Four is the Death of Diana Cavendish

Summary:

I...

I ship it.

Notes:

A/N: Basically, uh. I found an ally (tanuki-pyon) and now. Rip. You get to see my hidden ships hihi. Self-indulgence at its finest... or worst

Enjoy?

~Shintori Khazumi

Chapter 1: Crowded Three

Chapter Text

"Allow me time to process this, please." Diana rubbed the bridge of her nose in frustration.

"Sure, sure~" Barbara sing-songed, getting up from her crouched position in front of Diana to plop herself next to the baffled woman on their bed.

"You saw this girl-"

"Who was super cute, btw." Hannah added a very important detail.

"Yes, yes. Whatever." Diana waved them off with her hand. She took a deep breath. "You saw her...” Diana took another deep one, preparing herself for the absurd statement about to exit her lips. “-and decided it would be alright to ask her to be in a relationship with you both?!"

Shifting her perplexed glare between her two girlfriends, she clicked her tongue as they simply shrugged in synch, clearly not seeing the problem at all.

"Technically, we invited her to be with the three of us." Hannah, once more, supplied helpfully.

"That's not the point!" Diana's voice squeaked. Wait... The words were registering in her mind. "Actually, that's much worse! She hasn't even met me! I don't even know who she is, or what she looks like!"

"Oh? Is that it? You just need to meet her?" Barbara clapped her hands together, as if she just had a good idea. "Then let's go meet her! We told her to wait for us downstairs and-"

"You what?!"

Without much say in the situation, Diana found herself dragged down the hall, into the longest elevator ride she'd ever had, by her two girlfriends.

Stepping into the lobby, Diana felt her hands released as the two pranced their way over to an unsuspecting brunette seated with her back to them.

Hmm? There was something... familiar... about that little ponytail.

"Hi~, sorry for the wait!" Hannah tapped the woman on the shoulder. Said woman stood up, and Diana could tell from her body language that she was somewhat nervous.

Who wouldn't be?

Why she hadn't even rejected the two straight up after their bold question, was more of what confused Diana.

"I-it's no problem." She murmured.

Diana could have sworn she'd heard that voice before.

"So? Who did you want to introduce to me?"

"Oh!" Barbara waltzed over back to her side, pushing Diana forward towards their new "friend".

Diana went stiff as the other two girls turned to face her, recognition registering in her blue eyes, and noticeably in her new companion's as well.

Hannah puffed her chest up in pride, arms gesturing in Diana's direction. "Meet our other girlfriend! Her name is-"

"...M-Miss Cavendish..."

"...Miss Kagari."

Well this was awkward.