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"Henrik!!" The glitch himself spastically teleports himself around the house in search of the good doctor. "German bitch!!" He screes in need of attention.
You see, the others had left the house, leaving only the two at home. Anti, foolishly, went to go mess with some things, maybe wreck shit up for the others. But no. Instead, he has inconvenienced himself... and unfortunately, the doctor too.
"Vhat? Vhat?!" Footsteps of the tired descend the stairs, hoping to ease the screaming demon of the house. "I am vorking!" Henrik says with an exasperated tone. The glitch smiles.
"I uh.. my hand is gone." He says this as if it's normal for him to do so. The two maintain eye contact for what feels like forever before Henrik sighs and taps the stair railings.
"It is..vhat?" Henrik asks, not sure what to make of his statement. Anti merely raises his left arm, the good one, and displays that his hand is definitely gone. A bit bloody too. "Oh.. oH- Get over here you clumsy buffoon! Jaysus fuck- vhat?? Come on!" The doctor grabs the glitch and walks at the speed of gay to take him to his at-home office.
"Lighten up- it's not that bad.." He giggles a bit nervously. It does in fact hurt a lot, but he has a high pain tolerance to the point that he will actively ignore how painful a severed limb is. Go figure.
"Not zhat bad, bullshit! Sit." He forces Anti onto the working table and gets some gloves on before looking over the separation. "Vhat happened?"
Anti shifts a bit. "Well, I was uh.. masturbating." He yelps at the smack he receives. "hEY!- I found one of Marvin's magic swords!"
He mutters about bad bedside manners, that the doctor ignores. Really it is a good thing for Anti that he did.
"Ah, you vere being an idiot like usual." He sighs and stands up, looking Anti in the eyes.
"Well- no.. I'm not an idiot." Anti frowns a bit at the claim against him. Causing the doctor to sigh before asking the important question.
"Vhere is it?"
Anti stares at Henrik like he's lost his mind- which at some point he did! The two engage in another eye contact moment, but not as long cause the doctor is getting more concerned by the second. "Vhere is your hand, Anti?"
Anti giggles nervously before responding. "Oh! That thing.. I uhm, threw it out the window."
Henrik smacks Anti before pinching the bridge of his nose. "You zhrew.. You zhrew it out zhe vindow? Vhy?"
"ow.." He mumbles before responding. "Well-" He pauses to remember his reasoning. "I threw it cause I didn't expect it..?" He tilts his head slightly, hoping that doesn't warrant another slap.
Henrik sighs and shakes his head. "Vell go get it, I need to reattach it- or at least see zhe condition." He mumbles the last part. What Henrik didn't expect- was to have a hand flop onto the table. "SCHEISSE-"
That earns Anti a slap.
"Hey! I got it in here ya ass!" Anti rubs his head slightly, glancing at his detached hand. "Oh, it's not that dirty."
"Vhat am I going to do vizh you..?" The doctor mumbles under his breath, grabbing the hand and inspecting it. The hand is indeed not that dirty, besides the bloody mess where it was severed so suddenly.
"Maybe I can still move the fingers~" Anti giggles a bit, staring at his hand. Henrik frowns at him before refocusing on the limb.
"Give me your arm." Henrik holds his hand out and then aligns Antis' hand to the arm. "I'm assuming zhis von't hurt you zhat much-" He gives him a glance before starting the process of reattaching.
"Eh- it doesn't hurt that much. Ah-" He winces and sucks in a breath, biting his tongue to keep quiet the rest of the time it takes for Henrik to reattach his hand.
"Right, keep quiet unless you vant blackmail against yourself." He mumbles, focusing on the procedure. "You're lucky it's a pretty clean cut.." He mutters.
Anti stays quiet, watching this happen. "Right.."
It doesn't take much longer before Henrik lays the now reattached hand back down and starts carefully wrapping it with a light bandage.
"Now," Henrik looks up at Anti. "I'm not sure how your body deals vizh zhis but.. be careful and use it lightly- and keep clean bandages on you." The glitch nods a bit as he speaks, not really paying attention. Henrik sighs.
"Anti, did you hear anyzhing I said?"
Anti smiles before shaking his head. "Nope! Anyways, I'm going to go now. Hungry and actually horny so-" He waves to the doctor before glitching away.
Henrik sighs yet again. "I need to talk to Marvin." He mutters as a reminder to himself. The magician would have a very stern talking to.