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Wen Kexing thinks his boyfriend is up to something. The said boyfriend is currently curled up on the couch, flashing him a huge shit eating grin as he types away on his laptop.
Zhou Zishu looks up at him every now and then, over the edge of the laptop's cover and at one point, Wen Kexing feels like Zhou Zishu is going to double over the couch in laughter.
Just what is so funny about him sitting at the dining table and drinking his tea? Wen Kexing shakes his head as he gets up to take the emptied mug to the sink when Zhou Zishu walks over with his laptop in tow. His gremlin smile is starting to creep Wen Kexing out.
"Hey, I want to show you something." Zhou Zishu grabs him by the arm and pulls him back to the chair. There is something unsettling about the whole thing. Wen Kexing fidgets in his seat and eyes Zhou Zishu with growing suspicion.
"So, urm, let's just go for it…" Wen Kexing watches him scratch his nape, a thing Zhou Zishu does whenever he feels awkward. "Ready?" His boyfriend asks him as if he has planned some grand reveal.
Now, Wen Kexing is feeling less curious and more scared but who is he to deny the one and only Zhou Zishu, the light of his life. "Okay…" Wen Kexing gulps in fear, feeling a multitude of thoughts run through his mind.
"Here we go," Zhou Zishu positions his laptop right in front of both of them and Wen Kexing is greeted with a PowerPoint presentation.
He rubs his eyes in disbelief.
"Top 10 People I Would Cheat On My Boyfriend With"
Oh. Oh. Oh no...Wen Kexing doesn’t like where this is going.
Click.
Zhou Zishu reveals the first on the list.
No one.
A sigh of relief escapes Wen Kexing as he slumps back into the chair. Zhou Zishu looks over to see him pouting and he gives into the urge to squish his boyfriend’s cheeks. "You silly, why would I cheat on my lovely boyfriend!" Wen Kexing's cheeks are warm against Zhou Zishu's palms and he looks absolutely kissable but Zhou Zishu quickly casts that thought aside because they are just getting started.
"Wait what about number 2?" Wen Kexing nudges Zhou Zishu to continue. He is back to being curious again.
“Well,” Zhou Zishu clears his throat and makes another click.
Absolutely no one!
Wen Kexing snorts. The accompanying description is tooth-rotting. It sounds nothing and everything like Zhou Zishu at the same time. Wen Kexing knows his boyfriend isn't very vocal about his feelings but damn, Zhou Zishu knows just the right words to get him.
Wen Kexing's ears are now flushed red.
"Of course, it should be that way---" He is growing smug by the second but Zhou Zishu swiftly presses on the ‘next’ button and instantly, the smile on Wen Kexing's face morphs into a scowl because...
Just what the absolute fuck is Prince Jin doing on screen!