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Ed sighed, “Waffle..I find a deep interest in you.”
Waffle looks at Ed, “You do?”
“Yes. Ever since I meant you..You’ve always been so interesting to me. You treated me as no one else would. You always checked up on me, you were always there for me. And, bloody hell! from that, I think it’s just not “deep interest”. Fuck, Waffle, I think I love you.”
Waffles eyes widened, he..never thought Ed would say such thing—
“WHAT IN GOD IS THIS.” Both Ed and Waffle jumped at the sudden noise, they both turned at the same time to see a pissed off Jesus who seemed to break Waffle’s door.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE WITH ME, ED.”
“NO IM NOT, JESUS. BLOODY HELL, I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I DONT LOVE YOU!”
“BULL CRAP, YOU DO. GOD ALREADY DECIDED IT, NOW YOU’RE COMING WITH ME-“
”Enough, Jesus.” Ed and Jesus both looked at Waffle. No, waffle shouldn’t be doing this. Jesus is too powerful. He shouldn’t be defending Ed.
Jesus gave waffle a look, up and down. Then he approached waffle slowly, “Well, who are you?”
”I’m waffle, and do you have a problem with me, Lord? If you do, we can talk this out, me and you. No one fucks with my boyfriend but me.”
Jesus hooted, “Really?! You think you can just challenge me! Ohohoho, did you *really* forget who I am waffle?! I’m you’re lord, I’m your savior. I am Jesus Christ. I might now be as powerful compared to God but I am special. I am his son. He had a plan for me so I can help you all.”
Waffle didn't look intimated at all, in all he looked confident. That was because he had a plan, no other could think of. Not even God would.
“Well, I am quite scared now. But I’m not giving up..Let’s fight, Jesus.”
Jesus smirked,
”Very well.”
—
“Wow, Waffle. I didn’t know you were Miraculous lady bug. You still will not be beating me.”
Waffle just laughed, “Well you just might.”
PUNCH!
KABOOM!
HIT!
PISSES!
DODGE!
MISS!
KICK!
DROPKICK!
BODYSLAM!
Ed wasnt enjoying this..at all. But, what could he do? All he could do was stare..He didn’t have any powers unlike Waffle and Jesus. Now he felt helpless, and stupid. He wish he could help but..They were fighting over him.
Waffle wiped his bloody nose, which was syrup, “Well, you seem overly confident today.” He said as while he was kicking Jesus, most of the time he would dodge.”
“Hm, oh no! Is that Ed over there?! He doesn’t look so good!” Waffle turned arou—
KICK!
Waffle flew into the wall, slipping onto the ground. Waffle tried to move to get back up but he couldn’t. It hurt to much, all he could do is whine at the pain.
”Well, you care about Ed that much..do you?” Waffle looked at the approaching Jesus, who soon had him choking against his hands.
Waffle tried struggling out of his grasp, but once again he couldn’t move.“It’s all over now waffle. He’s mine, All mine. You lost, just face it.”
All of this anger welled up in Waffle suddenly. He felt like screaming, he felt like crying. It was all too much.
”Oh? Have something to say Waffle? Come on, spit it ou—“
”WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS. 😂”
Jesus slammed Waffle against the wall, letting go of him. What the fuck?! He didn’t mean to do that? What’s happening?!
Waffle suddenly starting ascending, his eyes glowed and caught on fire with red. It showed power, it showed anger. And Jesus was falling into it.
”THE JE OUT OF JESUS. 😂😂😂😂😂 SUS. 😂😂😂😂 JESUS IS SUS???😂😂😂😂 I SAW JESUS VENT.😂😂😂 VOTE OUT JESUS. 😂😂😂”
Jesus covered his ears, he couldn’t take it anymore!! He couldn’t!! He had to get out of here. Jesus screamed at the top of his lungs,
”NO. IM NOT SUS. PLEASE. 😂😂😂😂 THE VOICES WONT STOP. 😂😂😂😂😂” Jesus ran out of the room screaming.
Waffle suddenly turned back to normal, looking at Ed to see he was okay. Well, he just turned out to be. After..all of that. But it’s not like it mattered now, Jesus was finally gone. And there was a chance he was never gonna mess with Ed.
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Now waffle and Ed were dating, being a happy, normal couple. Without Jesus, they werepeacefully. Legend says he still is sus.
S-Shy boi owo