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“Couldn’t we have just changed the Queen part to King!? ” A frustrated groan escaped the blonde as he ruffled his hair.
Atsumu was at the backstage area of the gym with his teammates. It was their school festival and the Volleyball Club decided to do a roleplay. They debated on what short fairytale they would roleplay and Snow White won.
The one who suggested Snow white, Ohmimi Ren, was made the director of their roleplay. It was stressing, Very, Stressing. But he won’t go into details right now because of the fact that they’ll be starting in a few hours.
They had very low numbers so Most had to work with two jobs. Prop maker and Evilqueen, Miya Atsumu. Prop maker and Mirror, Miya Osamu. Script Writer and Snow white, Kita shinsuke. Background worker and Hunter, Suna Rintarou. Background worker and Prince, Aran Ojiro. And more.
“Why’d I have to wear a dress and kita-san a customized Snow white suit!?” Atsumu kept on complaining. Well, it was kind of unfair for him that he’s the only one wearing a dress, But that’s because he didn’t asked for it to change, Totally not because majority of the girls in school were the Miya twins Fangirls and It would be good for them to win this years Best Club performance.
“C’mon it’s for the goodness of our club, give yer fangirls service and they’d vote for--Ow! Suna!?” Suna managed to pinch Akagi before the Libero slipped his tongue and made Atsumu throw a tantrum before their performance.
“As akagi-san have said, it’s fer the greater good of our club tsumu, why are ya even freakin’ out that much, this usually doesn’t bother you?” Suna changed the subject, He looked at the setter who was now fidgeting in his seat as he held the gown.
“Y’know what, i’ll wear it instead. Lez’go and get ready now!”
“Pfft-- Probably cuz’ Sakusa’s comin’ to watch us,” Osamu said as he smirked at the Atsumu who was laughing nervously as he left to get ready.
“Wait really? I thought he didn’t have the guts to?” Aran asked, Osamu looked at him from where he was seated and slowly, the smirk on his face turned to a grin.
Aran was confused at the face Osamu was making, But he knew Osamu enough to know that that face meant nothing good.
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“Oompfh!-- Gin, kosaku, what the fuck!?” Atsumu was currently clenching his hand onto a chair, Kosaku and Ginjima were currently pulling the strings on the corset Atsumu was fitting in. Suna was recording the process while Osamu was laughing his ass off.
“Don’t worry ‘tsumu! I’m just tyin’ it right now!” Ginjima cheered, trying to comfort the blonde who was wheezing for air. “Ok! Can ya breath or do ya want to loosen it up more?” Kosaku added as he looked at the panting setter.
“I...I’m...good” Atsumu gave a thumbs up as he sighed in relief, looking at the mirror.
“Woah!, I look Hot, it makes my pecs look like boobs, damn” Atsumu admired his reflection and did some poses, hands on hips, leaning forward a little and pressing his index finger on his puckered lips.
Osamu fake gagged, Atsumu glaring at him and flipping him off. “Is our Evil Queen done--- woah, Atsumu ya look hot!” Akagi finger-gunned when he saw atsumu with a corset on.
“Why thank you, At Least ya have, taste. Not like Some people here.”
“Say My name next time ya scrub!”
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“Hey...Ya look nice...shin…” Aran complimented as he rubbed the back of his neck, blushing a bit when Kita smiled at him.
“Ya look charming yerself, Prince Aran” Kita chuckled.
“Okay, Okay, break it off ya lovebirds, Where’s atsumu?” Ohmimi broke off the two who flushed, Traces of pink hue lingering on their cheeks. The two have been dating for quite a while now, so this was a daily scene the team witnesses.
“Suna’s putting on some make-up to make him look more Evil “ Kita emphasized more on the word Evil to put more tone into it, copying the same voice Osamu said it. “Why Exactly? Are we startin’ already?”
Ohmimi shook his head as he pointed at his back. “Not quite, Just his visitor” Kita and Aran looked to where Ohmimi was pointing at only to see a raven-haired person holding a bouquet. He seemed to have a companion with him and it Hit them. Sakusa Kiyoomi and his cousin Komori Motoya were there.
And as if it were a perfect timing, the door to the fitting room burst open to reveal A certain blonde looking for a wig. “Yo, have ya guys seen the black wig...Oh hey Omi...Anyways where--” It took a few seconds before.
“OMI!?!?”
If atsumu didn’t have such bulky muscles, he would have been mistaken as a Mature Lady in their early 20’s. He had Smoky eyeshadow on, and slightly dark-red lipstick. The corset made his figure look like an hour-glass, fitting well with the maroon mermaid gown that had a long slit on the left side leaving his thigh and leg exposed. There seemed to be a little fake beauty mark that Suna probably put on his upper-right lip. He was only missing the wig and he could fake being a woman for a day and no one would suspect a thing.
“A-a-ah, atSU-mu, cough , I hope you do well, here bye!” Sakusa stuttered, voice cracking. He shoved the flower to Ohmimi who was closer to him, He dragged komori, who whistled before being pulled away. Both aran and kita saw Sakusa’s red ears as his and komori’s figure soon disappeared into the crowd.
“Holy shit, fuck, oh gosh, He saw me!” Atsumu who was gay panicking, yanked the flowers in ohmimi’s hands, got back in the fitting room and slammed the door close. After a few minutes, loud laughing was heard. Osamu and Suna must have asked(Blackmailed) Atsumu about what happened. The three third years outside soon joined in the laughter, chuckling at the funny scene that happened.
They all were fitted and finished, hanging at the backstage, waiting for the club before them to finish their performance. Osamu and Atsumu were bickering about how Atsumu should close his legs with atsumu replying “We’re all men here, ‘s fine!”
“Ya look like one’a those Sadistic older sisters in those Ecchi anime’s” Suna plainly commented as he fixed Atsumu’s hair. Osamu snorted while Atsumu glared at the two.
“It’s not fucking fair!” Akagi bursted. He couldn’t take it anymore, he looked at the members who were playing as dwarves and yelled. “Yer supposed to be fuckin’ dwarves Why the fuck are ya guys so tall” He kept on punching Abe’s shoulder who was also a tall dwarf.
“Just deal with it, At Least yer not wearing a skin-tight suit,” Said Osamu.
The silverhead was wearing a black skin-tight suit that was a little hard to breath in. It was Atsumu’s turn to laugh at Osamu and The spiker’s turn to flip him off. “pfft-- “ Atsumu let out a snort and Osamu turned to glare at the setter.
“Ya guys all look amazing so stop bickering” Kita sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose while Aran clapped on his shoulder, comforting him.
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Their play was a mess, it was nice at first. Boys and girls screamed when Atsumu appeared, Mostly girls. Suna’s eyes sparkled as he saw the future of him being rich with girls buying Atsumu’s pictures. Ohmimi who saw this sighed, while Akagi saw them winning the best club performance.
The only thing Atsumu saw was him embarrassing himself in front of his omi.Well not that the ravenhead would be surprised anyways, Atsumu already embarrassed himself in front of Sakusa a thousand times. He nervously chuckled. Osamu who saw this looked at him in disgust.
Sakusa was watching intently on Atsumu’s part, Komori looked at his cousin, eyes full of amusement. Until something caught the light-haired boy's eyes. He looked at the boy with black spiky hair. He remembered that the spiky-haired boy was the Inarizaki team's libero, Akagi Michinari.
“Kiyo, my dear cousin, can you get Miya-san to introduce me to their libero...uh, I want to discuss about...Libero things…” Yeah, Komori wasn’t slick about this. Sakusa straight away knew what was on Komori's mind. Sakusa stared at the light-haired boy Up and down and huffed out a “Ha...”
“Hey! What’s that supposed to mean!?” he looked at his cousin in disbelief, After all he had done to help him with atsumu, This is what he does!?.
“Nothing…”
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A few scenes of their play:
“Mirror, Mirror, On the wall...Who’s the fairest of them all?”
“Not you for sure” Osamu Shrugged as he smiled innocently at the now raging blonde in front of him. The audience laughed at osamu’s comeback while Ohmimi facepalmed.
“That’s not on the script samu! Ya fucking scrub!” The enraged atsumu whisper-yelled but it was still audible to the people because of the microphone.
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“Hunter, I want you to kill Snow white, bring me his heart as proof”
“Sigh... whatever, sure” Suna lazily got up from his kneeling position and left the scene.
“I’m supposed to be the Queen! Fucking follow the script ya scrub!” Yelled atsumu who was sitting on the fake throne.
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Music played as Kita wiped the floor as part of the act. The fake birds who were being controlled by Abe and Sato were flying around. Kita wore the ragged suit as he lip synced with the music. A beautiful sight for the audience. Sakusa also thought it was beautiful, the way his fingers moved as he wiped the floor, A nice technique indeed.
Soon approached Aran who was saying his lines, When he was marvelled at the beautiful sight in front of him, he accidentally tripped on one of the props, causing him to fall over Kita. “a-ah! sorry...Shin--I mean beautiful...person…” Aran stammered.
Their accidental fall caused the audience to scream and go “Kyaaa!”.
While on the backstage, Akagi was muttering profanities saying “This isn’t a shoujo fucking manga, Why is their scene the only perfect one out of all!” Ohmimi smacked Akagi at the back of his head. The spiky-haired boy groaned, rubbing the stinging spot.
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“Please, eat this apple as my thank you” Atsumu was now wearing a cloak, The background was a small cottage, Their current scene was the part where Snow white(Kita) Would eat the poisoned apple. The cloak was very hot to wear, especially with the tight corset he was still wearing inside the black cloth.
Kita said his lines, the crowd growing nervous as Kita inched closer to bite the apple. As he bit into it he slowly fell as part of the act. Atsumu took off the cloaks hood and said, “Ara ara~ How stupid Snow white is” His right hand covering his mouth as he said it with a sadistic face.
“Pretty sure if he acts like that everytime, He can take on the role of the sadistic older sibling” Osamu said as he remembered Suna’s Statement earlier. The dwarves on hold wheezed at that.
One thing came to Atsumu’s mind as the audience screamed when he looked directly into Sakusa’s eyes. ‘Fuck, this is Embarrassing’.
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Kita was now laying on a flower decorated fake casket, he had his eyes close as the 7 dwarves; Akagi, Ohmimi, ginjima, riseki, kosaku, abe and sato, fake cried. Atsumu, suna and Osamu who were already finished with all their scenes tried their best not to laugh out loud at the tall dwarves.
They clutched onto their stomachs even more when they heard one of the audiences Commented “that’s some tall ass fucking dwarves”. Sakusa was trying not to break his stoic face and join the now wheezing Komori by his side.
Aran let out a breath before going to the scene. The audiences and even the three, backstage and the 7 dwarves had sparkles in their eyes, This scene was the part where snow white would wake up and everyone knows how the story goes. The prince kissed the princess(prince) and they lived happily ever after.
But that’s not what the Members of the volleyball club were after. It was how Kita and Aran would share their first kiss. As Aran said his lines, Atsumu tightened his hold on his brother's arm. Inching closer to Kita, Aran closed his eyes. Everyone was holding their breath. And as Aran gave a small peck on Kita’s lips the lights closed just in time. All of them going to their formation, As the lights opened again, Aran and Kita were a blushing mess, they all held hands and bowed at the cheering crowd.
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Sakusa and Komori were waiting outside of the gym. Atsumu texted them to wait for a little bit, probably because a lot of his fangirls were asking for pictures. Him and Komori were talking about the play and where they would stay at for the night, since Tokyo and Hyogo were quite far apart.
“Sorry Omi-kun, Motoya-kun. I dumped all the work to Suna. He’d make a great manager if it weren’t for him going pro too.” Atsumu sighed, He was now wearing Their school’s maroon tracksuit. It seems like he removed the make-up, but there was still some lingering color of smoky black on his eyes. It makes him look very attractive.
“It’s fine Atsumu-san!” Komori answered while Sakusa nodded and looked around anywhere but at Atsumu's face. “ ehem ...By the way, if it wouldn’t be too much to ask, your libero...Can I talk to him, about well, libero thing?” Atsumu tilted his head a bit, Sakusa hitched in a breath, Before suddenly realizing it.
“oh...oHhh…” Atsumu smirked at the now flushing Komori. “Of course! He would be really excited to meet another libero!” Atsumu’s smirk turned into a knowing grin, as his eyes began to crescent. Komori knew that if those two would become a couple, they’d sure be one of a ruthless one.
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Akagi soon arrived asking what atsumu needed, he introduced Komori to him and the two hit it off quite easily. Leaving Sakusa and Atsumu alone as they headed to different stalls.
“So...Omi, ya wanna go get some food? I’m kinda starving here too” The blonde said, patting his stomach.
“Sure, I guess…” Sakusa mumbled. He followed atsumu around, as the blonde walked from stall to stall, both bought and ate many foods.
The two were walking around the school to help digest the food they ate, casually talking about anything. They saw many friends on the way, Kita and Aran were buying candy apples. Suna and Osamu chatted with them a little before heading back their way when Osamu heard someone selling crepes at a stall near the entrance.
“Anyways ‘Samu has always been a fatass so don’t mind’im”
“Atsumu…” That caught Atsumu off-guard, Sakusa only calls him by his first name whenever he has something important to say. Atsumu turned to look at Sakusa who was staring at him intently.
“Yes?” Atsumu answered,
The wind fluttered as Sakusa took a deep breath. “Do you...wanna hold hands while we walk…” Sakusa asked, tone soft as it grew quieter by the second. Atsumu’s eyes widened, his lips turning into a big grin as he felt his cheeks go hot. Sakusa reached his hands
“Yes! I mean… yeah, omi, Let’s” The two held hands as they continued to walk, smiles were visible on their faces. Komori and akagi who saw this looked at them in amusement.
“Wait, does that mean they’re dating now?” Komori asked Osamu and Suna who they met while buying crepes. “What do you mean dating now? Those two have always been dating” Osamu said as he looked at Komori with confusion, Suna nodded at Osamu.
“Wait what...Kiyo that little bitch didn’t tell me! His own Fucking Cou.Sin!”
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The day was almost ending, Both Sakusa and Atsumu met up with the team to take care of the props. Sakusa had an earful from Komori who was Angry at him for not telling him he was in a relationship. Atsumu chuckled at the two’s antics, As he went to osamu.
“Hey ‘samu, Omi and Motoya-kun are staying over fer tonight, I already told ma and Pa about them.” Atsumu headlocked Osamu who was now trying to get off The blonde’s hold. “Ack! Get off ‘tsumu! It fucking hurts!” Osamu barked out.
“Whatever let’s go! I also told Ma, Suna’s comin’ over” Osmu finally got away from Atsumu’s grasp and fixed his now messy hair.
“Ooh! We’re having a sleepover party!?”
“No ‘tsumu, Ma’ll get angry if we’re too noisy” Komori was finally done with scolding Sakusa, the cousins walked over to them with atsumu grinning at his boyfriend.
“Heh, I told’ya ya should’ve told him earlier, now look at yer grumpy face.” Atsumu giggled as he kissed Sakusa on the cheek. Sakusa replied with ‘whatever’, Returning the kiss. Osamu gagged as he turned to Suna and tugged on his shirt.
“Ah yes, so I’m just a fifth-wheel aren’t I?” Komori said as he looked at the couples with a sad smile.
Bonus:
“So when’s the wedding?” Atsumu asked Kita and Aran. He was smacked in the back of his head by Aran.
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“You’ve been selling photos of me!? Sunarin!? Fucking give me Half of what you earned or i’ll sue you!” Atsumu huffed while Suna rolled his eyes and gave in, giving 45% of what he earned. “Suna, I know my math’s I’m the one fucking tutoring you and I know there’s more.Or don’t tell me you’ve been learning nothing?”
Suna sighed again as he gave the remaining.
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“So, Akagi-san...you’re a third-year, I thought you were a second year”
“Komori-kun if this is because of my height I swear--”
“No! No! Definitely not, it’s because you look so young!” Komori laughed nervously at the huffing Libero in front of him.
“Awe, really? Yer so sweet!”
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“If ya want pictures of ‘Samu in that tight suit, pay up!” Atsumu said to suna who immediately got his wallet out.
“Anything for that delicious Muscles...”
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“You got the goods?”
“Got it, Cash?”
“Here…”
“Pleasure doing business with ya Sakusa Kiyoomi...”
“It is also my pleasure, Suna Rintarou,” Sakusa said as he got the photos of Atsumu in the evil queen costume.
(Don't worry, if you're asking they won 2nd place for 'Best club Performance)