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Bakugou Katsuki prided himself on being up early every morning to cook breakfast and make a bento for his badass wife. This morning he made eggs and even spent time making her rice look like pandas (he knows they’re her favorite) for her birthday.
You can therefore see why it came as a surprise to see his (usually still asleep) spouse rushing through the kitchen like a madman, and stumbling as she tries to get her shoes on while grabbing her briefcase and papers.
“Where are you even going you idiot? You can’t fucking hero correctly without breakfast!”
“I don’t have time babe! I totally forgot about this press conference that the hero commission set up to boost my rankings, and if it works I’ll be top 10!”. Ochako paused to straighten his custom Uravity apron, but then was back to rushing out.
“Tch, those fuckers don’t even deserve to hear you talk”, Bakugou says to himself as he watches her leave. “Starving you and then making you come in on your birthday”.
Once he packs up Ochako’s bento Katsuki turns to king explosion murder the cat, and makes sure he knows the responsibility he holds.
“Listen up you little bastard. I have to bring Ocha her bento and am going grocery shopping before these coupons expire. Don’t you dare leave this house, because then you’ll leave a window open, and I’ll end up cleaning your mess again. Got it?”
“Meow.”
“Good. I have to be at the store when it opens because I forget if I have a rewards card or not, and I don’t want to have to stand in some shitty line near some shitty fuckin’ extras just to wait for one.”.
With that, Bakugou leaves the apartment, hops on his bike, and speeds down the road. If asked what happened when some random cops stop him and ask for his autograph, refusing to let him leave until the famed past-pro Dynamight signed whatever for his kid, he would deny pushing past them and flipping them the bird. You can’t blame him though, the deal on cabbages at the store down the road is unbeatable.