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prongsiepoo: ok guys me and Evans have made a decision.
gingergeorgeharrison: Potter we are married there is absolutely no need to continue calling me Evans
prongsiepoo: whatever you say Evans
siriuslyringo: quit the flirting and just tell us what decision u made bitch
themoondoesnotexist: you think that's flirting? god my standards are low
siriuslyringo: you love me really moony
themoondoesnotexist: whatevs
pronsiepoo: ok ok we decided......... (dramatic pause)
gingergeorgeharrison: oh my god just tell them idiot
peterpan: tell me u didn't get pregnant again
marymoo: Pete?? that's not even how pregnancy works? you have to have the first baby before getting pregnant again??
inlovewithdorcas: lmaoo
inlovewithmarls: pls
prongsiepoo: ok we decided who to make godfather
gingergeorgeharrison: yup
peterpan: omg
siriuslyringo: OMG
themoondoesnotexist: ok
inlovewithdorcas: is it me
marymoo: funny sort of godFATHER you'd make marls
inlovewithdorcas: gender is a social construct shut up
themoondoesnotexist: so true bestie
peterpan: is it me
prongsiepoo: no
slimygreaseball: I'm assuming its not me.
prongsiepoo: absolutely not, also who changed ur name HAHHAHAHA remind me to thank them its hilarious
inlovewithmarls: oh Marlene did that when she was drunk I think
prongsiepoo: marls ur doing gods work.
inlovewithdorcas: ikr
slimygreaseball: why am I even in this group chat
siriuslyringo: we added u as a joke lol
[@gingergeorgeharrison has removed @slimygreaseball from the chat]
gingergeorgeharrison: ok so do you wanna know who the godfather is or not
siriuslyringo: ofc
themoondoesnotexist: yes
peterpan: yes
inlovewithmarls: yesssss
inlovewithdorcas: yes bitch
marymoo: yes pls
themoondoesnotexist: guessing its pads
siriuslyringo: tee hee
prongsiepoo: IM SO SORRY MOONY YOU CAN BE GODFATHER TO OUR SECOND CHILD
peterpan: oi?? what about me
marymoo: ye what about u its their baby lmao
peterpan: just slightly offended
inlovewithdorcas: ok Peter if u keep up the attitude then I will be made godfather of the third child and none of us want that to happen so respectfully shut up
marymoo: LMFAO MARLS PLS
siriuslyringo: ok I think u made a mistake in calling me godfather
gingergeorgeharrison: what why
siriuslyringo: cause I'm not a godfather
marymoo: wtf
prongsiepoo: ur our best mate?
siriuslyringo: im a...
themoondoesnotexist: ....dont say it pads
gingergeorgeharrison: what?
siriuslyringo: dogfather.
themoondoesnotexist: istg
prongsiepoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh deer ur so funny
gingergeorgeharrison: ok that was immature but funny
inlovewithdorcas: PLSSSSS
marymoo: HA
inlovewithmarls: lmao
peterpan: ok that was funny but I can't laugh rn I'm at my mums and she's gonna think I'm weird
prongsiepoo: you ARE weird pete
peterpan: ...
prongsiepoo: IM JUST BEING HONEST. anyways we're all a bit weird
siriuslyringo: not remus or lily they're very sophisticated
themoondoesnotexist: sophisticated my arse who's the one that belongs to one of the richest wizarding families in the whole of fucking Britain
siriuslyringo: o
prongsiepoo: HAKDJKFKJFKDJF
gingergeorgeharrison: James bae u are too
prongsiepoo: o